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beta_maxx
aka Gustov Swift is 28.15 years old, has been a member since May 10, 2005, has scored 4301 submissions, giving an average score of 1.62.
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Squirrels do my evil bidding.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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The solar system called, and it wants it's planet back.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Somepeople call me the ninja of love.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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Used tampons make great tea bags for vampires
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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I'm so emo even my hair cuts itself.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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During daylight savings time ...even the sun gets up late.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Solamente el queso tiene mas queso.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Hot Dogs: all the other meat
of 58 votes, 40% like it
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Get up out my crawl!
of 90 votes, 27% like it
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Turn the bottle up 45 degrees and let the devil do the rest.
of 96 votes, 38% like it
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I free based with Donny Osmond
of 91 votes, 27% like it
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I was a teenage sith lord
of 92 votes, 29% like it
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I wish I had a hammer made of fire
of 106 votes, 38% like it
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That's just the kind of kidnapper I am
of 104 votes, 33% like it
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Hot like German mustard
of 122 votes, 32% like it
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cowboys are gay when no one is looking
of 144 votes, 30% like it
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You were the cutest girl in 8th grade. What Happened?
of 147 votes, 33% like it
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Don’t be fooled by the name, Hermit crabs need friends too.
of 146 votes, 45% like it
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Bloody Marys are just soup for alcoholics
of 149 votes, 40% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A bird in the hand… can be messy
of 126 votes, 27% like it
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Back up...your breath smells like bookie cologne.
of 74 votes, 32% like it
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graphic designing is not a crime
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Helllloooo Dalai!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I'm free like a homeless skydiver.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous
of 154 votes, 60% like it
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
of 106 votes, 37% like it
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I’ve got a wild soft shelled turtle!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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let's have a staring contest.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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let's have a staring contest...you win...you win everytime!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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The green boogers are the best
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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This is Private Property
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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“I don’t wanna talk about it”
of 126 votes, 25% like it
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