I've been lurking for a long time around threadless, and I've bought two shirts. I've submitted 4 shirts, all of which got declined. I have another one pending.
My newest submission is something I really love. I mean, I would buy my friends this shirt even if I didn't design it. Because I have no luck, I wouldn't be shocked if threadless wouldn't even put it in the running. My question is: Is there some sort of service that you can print your own shirt with? Can I print this shirt even if the god's of threadless won't even give it a chance?
You usually have a flat fee per colour set-up, plus a certain amount per shirt/per colour (so, say you're getting 20 3-colour shirts: You'd pay for the shirts, you'd pay a flat fee for each colour's set-up, and then you'd pay a little bit each time they put a colour on a shirt.)
Does that make sense?
Alternately, there are resources online that show you how to use a stensil, but unless you're going for a one colour shirt with no fine detailing, I'd suggest going to a professional.
I'ma go ahead and say that you definately have a screen printer in your area, because I live in a town of 20,000 and we have one here. If you can't find it there, look for sign makers. They'll know where to direct you.