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RedLoki aka Nathan Fitzsimmons is a 26.71 year old boy, has been a member since May 7, 2005, has scored 2778 submissions, giving an average score of 1.23.

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Jul 28 '06 by RedLoki

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Watch this

Sharks on a train

After submitting my 'sharks on a train would've been twice as deadly' slogan, I wanted to see if I was the first person to think of such a concept. Turns out that's a no. Lots of riffs out there on the snakes on a plane concept, usually proposed as potential sequels or parts of a trilogy.

Some I ran into:
tigers on a boat
spiders on a bus
and
sharks on a train

I think the last one is the best and it seems to be one of the more prevalent(20 or so google results) (what with rhyming and the same starting letter as well as rediculousness factor). It's even a registered domain, though i just get 'problem loading page' when I try to go there.

Great minds think alike.

pinkelephants on Jul 28 '06 at 7:33pm

I thought of "spiders in a bathtub" when I was getting ready to take a bath today.
Betcha can't figure out why.

specialdave on Jul 28 '06 at 7:39pm

there was a fly in your bathtub, so you thought "i sure wish there was a spider in the bathtub to eat that fly" then you were like "hey! spider in a bathtub!"

pinkelephants on Jul 28 '06 at 7:40pm

Whoa! You got it! Air High Five for you!
*proceeds to do air high five*

pinkelephants on Jul 28 '06 at 7:43pm

Man, that sucks. There's nothing more embarassing than giving an air high five to someone hundreds of miles away and not having them return it.

*sulks in corner*

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:08pm

how about wolverines in a taxi

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:08pm

poisonous toads on a ferry

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:09pm

mexicans on a zeppelin

byebyeblackbird on Jul 28 '06 at 8:10pm

Cakes in a Drain?

byebyeblackbird on Jul 28 '06 at 8:11pm

Nothing upsets me more than finding my bathtub drain full of cakes.

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:12pm

forks in a microwave

now thats deadly

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:13pm

Emus on a dinghy.

RUN!

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:14pm

Buffaloes on a canoe

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:15pm

electric eels on a hot air balloon

god i love this blog

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:17pm

Squids on a jet.

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:18pm

Foot Fungus on a Monorail

WATCH OUT!

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:19pm

Can't wait to see "Werewolves on a Submarine."

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:21pm

or Woodpeckers on a subway

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:23pm

or Platypi on a Spaceship

atombender on Jul 28 '06 at 8:28pm

Jake's in Bahrain

Shebly on Jul 28 '06 at 8:30pm

:)
I like woodpeckers on a subway.

stickymike on Jul 28 '06 at 8:33pm

Transexuals on a Trolly

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:34pm

Pandas on a Double-decker

Darkie on Jul 28 '06 at 8:40pm

Mosquitos on a Minivan

littlelibertine on Jul 28 '06 at 8:46pm

Oh man -- for our school newspaper, our reviewer did a summer movie preview and came up with a whole list of these things.

"# Snakes in the Drain: Samuel L. Jackson shoots a sink.
# Snakes in Your Brain: A psychological thriller about a schizophrenic Samuel L. Jackson who thinks he sees snakes everywhere.
# Snakes in the Wrong Lane: C�mon snakes, this isn�t Europe!
# Snakes on Shane: A guy named Shane has a really bad day.
# Aches on a Strain: A drama about sports medicine.
# Steaks on a Plane: Passengers are pleasantly surprised to find out what the in-flight meal is.
# Planes on a Snake: Samuel L. Jackson protects a poor, defenseless snake who mistakenly finds itself in the middle of a busy runway.
# Killer Bees on a Cruise Ship: Switching it up a little bit.
# Snakes on a Kane: Snakes get their eyes gouged out by a hook."

mrs. squid on Jul 28 '06 at 8:50pm

Rats on a unicycle.

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:51pm

Kangaroos on a Kayak

mrs. squid on Jul 28 '06 at 8:55pm

Tapeworms in a roller-skate.

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 8:57pm

Piranhas on a Blimp

Scary!

lee klein on Jul 28 '06 at 9:17pm

I love sharks dude

lee klein on Jul 28 '06 at 9:18pm

snakes on a bus

mrs. squid on Jul 28 '06 at 9:21pm

E. coli on a jet-ski.

mrs. squid on Jul 28 '06 at 9:31pm

Sasquatch on a skateboard.

Cactus Pirate Jr. on Jul 28 '06 at 9:35pm

Geckos on a Yacht

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