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May 25 '07 by Daffy_501
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I almost killed my cat!

I had raced to my closet to see if I can find one of many ugly pictures of myself when I was a teenager to post in IPear's Ugly Teenager Blog.

In my haste, I knocked over this large ass clock my dad gave me back in the day and it landed milimeters from my cats head that was taking a nap right below.

But he's actually ok now.

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Kerrn on May 26 '07 at 12:04am

pretty kitty.

such a handsome fellow.

i like his chest hair.

-k.

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 12:05am

haha. He likes it when you spank his ass actually.

LornaGertrude on May 26 '07 at 12:53am

he is such a cutie! i love kitties!!!

tinahyena on May 26 '07 at 12:55am

omg i used to have one of those old ass clocks. i would set the alarm in the morning and put it across the room so i would have to get out of bed to turn it off.

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 1:06am

tina: ya i think my dad was trying to give me a hint.

I think this type of alarm clock would actually be much better:

clocky robotic alarm

Lorna : Thanks! He's actually blind and has no teeth. So he bumps into things a lot and makes a mess when he eats. I adopted him from a couple of friends of mine who moved. He gets really stressed out in car rides

tinahyena on May 26 '07 at 1:08am

omg that is suck a kickass alarm clock. i would hate to wake up to that.

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 1:17am

ya its kinda cool to look at but when the day comes that you use it and you wanna snooze it....your probably going to regret buying it.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 26 '07 at 4:01am

Awww.....your cat is pretty damned adorable, even though the eyes of the devil are clearly seen through the picture you have of him cuddled innocently on the ground. I had a kitty named Famous Mortimor who was also black and white, who had half a tail and (we think) severe hearing and sight problems. So he was always trying to jump on top of things, judging for like two minutes at a time and then making it halfway to a ledge before slowly falling down the wall like a cartoon character that hits a rock at top speed. We called him our Austistic cat, which later morphed to our Autastic cat! He was truly the most ridiuclous animal i have ever been priveleged to mess around with. I miss him....my other roomie whom i don't talk to anymore took him after we all parted ways.

LornaGertrude on May 26 '07 at 4:16am

i just read in the paper today that theyre making new alarm clocks that jump off your bedside table and run away from you beeping like mad, and others that throw a screeching ball and you have to get up and find it to make it shutup. so cool.

LornaGertrude on May 26 '07 at 4:19am

frickinawesome that is the saddest thing i have ever heard. i cant imagine someone taking away my kitties, even the fat, scaredy one.

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 6:12am

haha Frickin..never a dull moment with you around.

Lorna: I agree. It's sad to part ways with a pet. I had a roommate who had a dalmation that she rescued from the pound but then she went psycho on me about 4 years later and I had to get the hell out of dodge leaving behind my fairweathe friend Dax the Dalmation.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 26 '07 at 6:15pm

lol@fat, scardey one, lorna.

NatySpaghetti on May 26 '07 at 6:20pm

hahah that cat saw his life pass before his eyes..

StopPickingOnMe on May 26 '07 at 6:28pm

he has 9 lives anyways

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 7:21pm

I think his 9 lives are numbered. I almost killed him again today in the same way but this time with a can of half empty Nesquick.

Poor guy. He cant even see.

NatySpaghetti on May 26 '07 at 7:27pm

daffy you are going to cat hell!

stubbythumbs on May 26 '07 at 7:29pm

clocky!!!! i gave that to amalia!

StopPickingOnMe on May 26 '07 at 7:30pm

Mmmm...

StopPickingOnMe on May 26 '07 at 7:31pm

Pancho Pantera is awesome.

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 9:24pm

I know! I know! I'm so bad, Naty. My poor cat. I dont deserve such a furry wonder.

Seriously, Stubby? That's pretty cool. What were here reviews on it? It's a cool clock but i think i'd get pissed off that it was doing its job so damn well. haha

Daffy_501 on May 26 '07 at 9:24pm

Hi Spomy!

FRICKINAWESOME on May 27 '07 at 4:25am

PLEASE don't try to lift that 2 ton anvil on your closet shelf all by yourself for the next week or so! I know you wanna weld and make iron swords right now, but the Apocalypse will wait another week for you so you don't destroy what is left of your cat's sanity.

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