11 out of 10 coaches agree: you should give 110%
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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A bird in the ham is worth suing the cook
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A pocket full of sunshine leads to a world full of hurt
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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A stitch in thyme is gross
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Achilles' heel = epic frail
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Agents for baseball pitchers : all sell outs
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Ain't no rest for the napping.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Always being in the loop is dizzying
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Avoid spoiled heiresses. They have socialitis.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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bad similes are nonsensical as hell
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Bear rights are necessities
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Believe it or not, I'm talented
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Do fast horses have carpower?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Dogs and diamonds never remember birthdays
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Every body in the club is a termite
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Fighting the power gets exponentially harder with age
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Finding a baby with candy isn't easy
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Gargoyles are the next big thing. Just watch.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Geese is the bird. Grammar is teh fail.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Giving beats everything. Taking is much nicer.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Headed in the general direction of awk
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Honesty is the best rhyme for O'Shaughnessy
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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How did ancient convents make money? Nun of yore business.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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How to fragment sentences and confuse people
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Hugs, not bugs. Unless I'm really, really hungry.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I am here. You are near. That is obvious.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I can afford new shirts & I'm single
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I can't help interrupting because of my ahem roids
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I don't just leave some in awe. I'm awemost.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I fear nothing since true vacuums are deadly
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I find strength in numbers. Like megastrengthzillion.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I have a hyperbolic streak a mile wide
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I like attention. Brief, silent attention.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I like big buts and pregnant pauses
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I like big words but not on my shirts
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I named my treadmill Empty
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I named my treadmill Empty since I'm on it each morning
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I need you. Can't write a decent novel without that word.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I once was lost and I still am
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I prefer oxymorons to bully morons
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I should organize parades in deserts
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I touch countless lives. Mostly bacteria.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I want to trade my prayer for a second wing.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I want you to want me to have your money
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'd like to meet an attorney that isn't at law
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a cheeseball. Please don't eat me.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a strange bird...but a normal person
of 25 votes, 56% like it
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I'm AgSnostic. I worship the Silvery Tin Man. Maybe.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm an eternal fountain of mixed metaphors
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm good at more than picking shirts
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm here. You're near. That's clear. Beer?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I'm more fly than Baxter Stockman
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not a playa, I just wave a lot
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm sure you make perfect sense in your head
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I've got more rhymes than the Bible's got proms
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If everybody had an ocean, we'd all drown
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If I were you, I'd have an identity crisis
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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If looks could kill, I'd stare evilly at clocks
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If loving you is wrong, I'm probably right.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If silence is golden, why am I still broke?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If the present is a gift, the future is an IOU.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If wishes were horses, genies would suck
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you can't say it on a shirt, don't say it at all
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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If you were here, you'd be me right now
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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In my day, we had modern stuff
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Jewels are made to be not broken
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Life's a crock. I can't believe it's not better.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Love and it are unrelated words
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Love hurts, but hate kills
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Molasses breaks washers every time. It's a viscous cycle.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Money talks to crazy people
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My future flow is full of stock rhymes.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My liver isn't the wurst. Don't knock it, you brat.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My mean streak is about average
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My way or the high hopes song? Discuss.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Naming your daughter Ever won't get her diamonds
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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People who like dress codes puzzle me
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Pirates vs ninjas really boils down to captains vs turtles
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Preachy rhyming couplets are worse than secrets
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Questions can't do anything unless asked. Stupid questions.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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radiators: a hot commodity in cold weather
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Safety first is terrible advice for quarterbacks
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Searching for that heart of gold so I can pawn it
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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Six. Ten. fouR. fivE. niNe. eiGht. THree.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Some enchanted evening, zombies will fight mages
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Some say I'm in outer space, but that has no gravity
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Staring is caring about the wrong thing
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Sticks that hurt can be on shirts but words can never stone me
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Strip mining is tasteless but it smells terrible
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Styrofoam: at least it's not uranium
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Tails-up pennies are only unlucky when licked
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Talk is cheap. My ex is cheaper.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The camera doesn't lie but editing programs do
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The cat can't handle my tongue
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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The future is bright. Then dark again after sunset.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The future of religion is cybersects
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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The future will be bright around noon
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The pen is write-ier than the sword
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The sharpest tool in the shed is still a tool
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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The sidewalk is more interesting than most people on it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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There ain't no rest for the napping
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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There's a thin line between 1 and 8 a fraction of the time
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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There's no business like unique business.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This ain't a meme, it's a bleeping t-shirt
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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When I picture the gene pool, it doesn't hold water
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Whenever one door closes, keep your fingers away from that door
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You can't force inspiration. I can.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You don't know me unless you do
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Your Dogma has nothing to do with my Karma
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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