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Kerrn
Kerrn aka MESO KERRNY LOVE YOU LONG TIME is a 21.37 year old girl, has been a member since April 30, 2005, has scored 5569 submissions, giving an average score of 1.20.
  Nov 17 '09 by Kerrn        25 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I've already told alvin and malcolm but...

last week I found out I had been selected as a director for my school's advanced film class and yesterday it was officially announced.

Advanced film is the class you get into the rtvf program for. it's the closest thing to being on a real movie set you can experience while at UNT.

at the end of the semester there's a big screening in the auditorium and the whole rtvf staff attends.

you have to apply for lead positions of director, director of photography, producer, and editor.

you submit a demo reel and are selected by a panel of staff.

23 people applied for director with only 10 spots.

Each film is about 10-15 minutes long.

The budget for making this is about $5,000-$10,000 for each project - I'm going to be shooting 16 mm on an Arri SR-2
(thats the same camera that Clerks was shot on)

it's a really big deal and i'm really excited about it, it's a whole semester long project thatll probably almost kill me but i cant wait

i've been really busy this semester, part of the reason i havent been blogging as much lately - but i've been productive!

sorry if this sounds like a bragging blog, im just so excited and honored... i really cant believe they picked me...i didnt think i had a chance

-k.
  Nov 15 '09 by Kerrn        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
sooo some of yall might have seen my other blog talking about my project i had to do for my directing class

(OTHER BLOG)

basically i had to take a 3 minute scene from a play/movie/tv show script and create my own vision of it. I had to do a long single take version and an edited scene version.

I chose an episode of the twilight zone - Eye of the Beholder - and Tonteau was awesome and found the script for me! I made the prosthetics myself! Since my directing class is more of a work shop class than a technical class the emphasis was on getting the performance rather than the technical film making aspect but my friend Sarah is an awesome DP and did an amazing job lighting and filming for me and knew exactly what i wanted...anyways blah blah blah HERE'S MY LATEST WORK!

I'm really proud of how it came out.

LONG TAKE


EDITED VERSION


(Malcolm told me to make a new blog)

-k.
  Oct 20 '09 by Kerrn        44 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
and or something less expensive but still pretty awesome
if you can find me a copy of the script for the twilight zone episode
"eye of the beholder"...the one with the pig noses

I have to adapt a 3 minute scene from a movie/play/tv show with my own vision for my directing class.

I have to film it as a 3 minute long take and a 3 minute edited version.

Ideally I'd like to pick something that I havent seen recently so I can avoid just copying what the person before me did...If worst comes to worst I can just listen to the episode on youtube and transcribe it...but I'd prefer to have an actual script

I've googled for a while now with no results...I thought maybe you kids could help

oh and on a personal note...Oh hai! Sorry I havent been around much lately...3 production classes and trying to produce a cooking show on top of 2 other classes (one of which i dropped last week) and helping out friends with other production classes and my computer breaking recently havent left me much time to blog, but I miss you all a lot. Hopefully I'll have some work to show off soon.

here's a project i helped out with last week and utilized my amazing acting skills in:



i doubt this post will get much traffic tonight...but I'll bump tomorrow.

-k.

THANK YOU TONTEAU!
  Sep 03 '09 by Kerrn        14 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   


new footage!

-k.
  Aug 21 '09 by Kerrn        50 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Malcolm will dump you if...

they used my tooth brush
or asked for money
or whined at all
or pooped too loud
or always had their mouth open
or were fat
or didn't like girly television
or if they liked girly television too much
or if they never laughed
or if they laughed too much
or if they hated books
or if they had a really bad fashion sense
or if they were loud
or if they ever corrected me
or if they didn't know a second language
or if they were not ambidextrous
or if they hated movies
or if they refused to give blow jobs
or if they couldn't cook
or if they snored
or if they flirted with anyone but me
or if they were religious
or id they were overly pessimistic
or if they were overly optimistic
or if they hated the outdoors
or if they were one of those fitness freaks
or if they were homophobic
or if they were xenophobic
or if they were terminally ill
or if they didn't wear sexy underwear
or if they hated old people or children
or if they liked old people and kids too much
or if they wanted to have babies
or if they didn't play an instrument
or if they were retarded with every form of technology

I'm sorry Malcolm...but I don't play an instrument :(
34/35

-k.
  Aug 15 '09 by Kerrn        19 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   




YES!

-K!
  Aug 12 '09 by Kerrn        40 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   

I am in Love.
4realz.

!!!!!!!

-K!

PS - feel free to post happy love songs
  Aug 11 '09 by Kerrn        23 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   


that he's drunk.
show boobs plz.

-k.

slash

-m.
  Aug 06 '09 by Kerrn        6 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   

Sooo after a month of being 21, a summer of unemployment, and a couple other unforeseen money costing events...I'm not sure if I'll have the money to pay for a flight to chi-town in september

however i'm playing around with my options and contemplating driving the 14 hrs to see all your lovely faces

if i make the drive...does anyone have a place i could crash at? or a very cheap hotel room that doesnt mind being sardine full?

I being me and possibly a large peruvian arab male
(5 ft 1 gurl cant be driving around the country without protection)

he's very strong and has quite a large ass, and I am willing to barter him and his services for lodging accommodations...

so...hi

-k.
  Aug 04 '09 by Kerrn        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I am pissed!

so this weekend I lost the battery to my phone during a party held to celebrate me turning 21 three weeks ago...

i went around to sprint stores and best buys and apparently none of those places actually sell phone batteries...

so i was without phone for two days because the battery place in denton wasnt open on sundays...or by the time i woke up on saturday

so i go today and they had the battery for my phone!

i wasnt happy to pay $40 for a new battery but it was better than paying $30 online and having to wait a week for it to be delivered and not have a phone even longer

so i use my phone all day...the battery starts to die so i go to charge it

my phone goes off. a little message pops up on the screen - battery not attached. not charging.

!!!

and to make things even fucking dumber is i told the guy at the store today - "man im so glad you guys had a battery, i mean i could find it cheaper online but this way i dont have to wait!" and the guy was like

"yeah well you know a lot of places online re-sell old batteries and we get tons of people coming in here and saying they bought one online and it stopped working after a week."

DIDNT LAST A FUCKING DAY! THANKS A LOT GUY!

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-K!
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tesco on Nov 06 '07 at 7:28am
kern wins this one

-k



Ste7en, at 6:24pm on May 18, 2006
I look at you and I think "awww, this girl looks like an honest sweethearted girl...that would stick a knife in my heart just to see how sharp the blade is"

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 15 '08 at 1:01am
"Kron" is either a barbarian warlord or leetspeak for Karen-pron.



Either way, it sounds like an awesome obsession for D&D playing manboys!


geewally on Mar 13 '08 at 12:02am
I want to soak Kerrn in vodka and consume her.


fatheed on Nov 23 '07 at 6:33pm
I like how you sign every post, ever. It's endearing.

-f.

Jackanapes mk.II on Sep 25 '07 at 1:08am
Karen, baby, I would totally not make out with you, cause that's Kevin's job; and I totally wouldn't think about it, cause Kevin would be upset with me; but, baby, I would totally maybe sort of half think about it in the wee hours of the night when I was caught between slumber and thought.


Mike4507 on Jun 23 '07 at 7:51pm
Kerrn I want you to know that I like how you put '-k.' at the end of every comment no matter how short, long or how many times you comment in the same blog.

You're consistent and that's a good thing




iPear on Dec 13 '06 at 1:36am
You know it's not credible unless I say it, DURGH.

You MAY be a dildo farmer, but you're totally not a ho.



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