Kerrn
Kerrn aka MESO KERRNY! LOVE YOU LONG TIME! is a 20.12 year old girl, has been a member since April 30, 2005, has scored 5553 submissions, giving an average score of 1.19.
  Jun 07 '08 by Kerrn        26 Comments        Watch this
it's friday night - woo!

My life according to Google
Type in the following and choose from the first page.


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Karen needs to grow up!

(there was also - needs a lobotomy fund, needs gin, and needs to start carrying a flask)


2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Karen looks like a modest Jewish milkmaid.


3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Karen Does Not Gamble.


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Karen hates all crashes



5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Karen goes Hollywood
Karen has gone to live at Gan Dafna, the Jewish kibbutz near Mount Tabor at which Ari was raised.



6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Karen loves Kate

(lol that was like half the results)


7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Karen eats her fingers...baby



8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
You’ve Got Questions, Karen Has Answers


9:Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Karen died, she died, she lay down and died / then she stood up and walked into the next room.



10 Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Karen will be Karen.


-k.

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jun 07 '08 at 12:19am
it's true, i do need to work out
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Jun 07 '08 at 12:25am
Kelsi needs to turn 3 more or gain 74 more Vampire points to reach the next level

kelsi looks like a vegas showgirl

Kelsi does Karma Police at Highland Idol

Kelsi hates how her boyfriend treats her differently around his frat posse

Kelsi goes classic on Flickr

Kelsi Loves Phillip

kelsi eats airplane

Kelsi has a great frame and presence about her

Kelsi died last night. She was taking a midnight swim after she’d just eaten and she got all of these cramps and drowned.

Kelsi will make an amazing mother.


-theotherk.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jun 07 '08 at 12:31am
Haha, it must be one of those nights.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Alvin Needs Ass

It's true.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Alvin looks like the Unabomber.

With my new Living in Harmony hoodie, sure.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Alvin does a new cover.

I've been playing a lot of Elliott Smith on the guitar these days.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Alvin hates Head (and Shoulders)


5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Alvin goes indie.

lulz I'm so indie.

...the fact that Alvin has gone back in the burrow indicates that the burrow is safe.


6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Alvin loves candy


7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Alvin eats poop.

Which might say something about the candy I eat.


8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Alvin has sex with my dog! :D

And it was amazing.

9:Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
The child, Alvin, died just hours after birth...

I'd like to think I lived a bit too.

10 Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Alvin will assume the position...

And all you have to do is ask.
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Jun 07 '08 at 1:01am
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Hanna needs to freely explore her world.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Hanna looks like a dark queen in a sea of neon

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Hanna does the ass swim


4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Hanna hates the entirity of 1998


5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Hanna Goes Through Airport Security
hanna has gone mad

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Hanna Loves Llamas

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Hanna eats lightning and farts thunder.

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Hanna has only one claim to originality


9:Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Hanna died of throat cancer on March 22, 2001 at the age of 90 in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California

10 Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Hanna will prepare an attractive profile of your home.
sillybanana
sillybanana on Jun 07 '08 at 1:17am
1. What Kali needs is not a sexy poet

2.Kali looks like my sister's cat Athena a little

3.Kali does not give what is normally expected.

4.KaLi HaTeS sKo0L...WITH A BURNING PASSION

5.Kali goes calmly outside for a pee

6.Kali loves.... Chasing Kimberly and Nathan around the house

7.Kali Eats a rabbit and is very sloppy about it !!!

8.Kali has a fan ( yay!! 1 fan!!)

9.The Day Kali Died, several veteran artists have taken umbrage with Balance

10.Kali will be a strong voice in parliament who can highlight these important issues free of political or religious agendas


Apparently I look like a cat, eat rabbits can't spell on account of the hating scool and i don't need a sexy poet... AWESOME!
boysbeambitious
boysbeambitious on Jun 07 '08 at 1:45am
Priscilla needs to back off the facelifts, chemical peels what ever you want to call it.

Priscilla looks like she's in a more pleasant mood.

priscilla does look younger than lisa.

Priscilla hates doing desserts.

Priscilla goes door-to-door putting Leis on her invited guests.
Priscilla has been gone for almost a week.

Priscilla loves to do a tomato facial

Priscilla eats a Filipino delicasy and likes it!

Priscilla Has Seen Better Days.

Priscilla, died October 12, 1853

PRISCILLA WILL SAIL IN THE NEWPORT RACE.
Pizazz
Pizazz on Jun 07 '08 at 2:01am
Chris needs to give me cancer
Chris looks like an old woman in that hat
Chris does the dance by Jack Guppy
Chris hates Greenpeace
Chris goes underwear shopping
Chris loves his level 63 Rogue
Chris Eats 12 Lemon Warheads!
Chris has been fired over a racist song
Chris died doing what he loved - riding his bicycle.
Chris will never get a grip.

My my, my life seems quite interesting!

Kerrn
Kerrn on Jun 07 '08 at 3:19pm
i feel like i know you all a little bit better now.

-k.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Jun 07 '08 at 3:28pm
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Jun 07 '08 at 3:31pm
YouTube - Peeping Tom Needs Volume
tom looks like hes gonna molest jen hahaha
tom does not wait's
Tom Hates the Environment
Tom Goes to the Mayor
Tom Loves the Ladies
Tom Eats Crap
Tom has 230294998 friends.What Now?
What will Bill do, if Tom died?
Do you think tom will delete my myspace because of this pic

interesting...
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Jun 07 '08 at 3:42pm
I just did this in another blog today but I did the "______ dies" one because that wasn't there and it was all about Steve Irwin and that made me really sad.
kayceislost
kayceislost on Jun 07 '08 at 3:47pm
Kayce definitely needs an award for 'Cult hero of the blogosphere' (lol @ this is from threadless)
kayce needs to come visit me (also from threadless)
Kayce needs a sound thrashing to teach it a lesson.

kayce looks like a fool

Kayce does all of these.
Kayce does not understand the reason for the doggie carrier.
KAYCE DOES!!! AAAHAHAHAHHA.
Kayce does nearly all of the cooking at home.

Kayce HATES taking a bath.
KAYCE HATES PUPPIES! KAYCE BEATS PUPPIES!

Kayce goes to see a movie but it turns around.
Kayce goes in for Dustin’s neck
Kayce goes off on me.

kayce loves dads lap
KAYCE LOVES YOU
Kayce LOVES Tink and Disney
kayce loves me deep down in side
Kayce loves walks, the park and belly rubs almost as much as she loves her favorite thing of all -- playing ball.

kayce eats pizza?

Kayce has the highest SAT score of all.
Kayce has been Lost for 2 years!
Kayce has.
Kayce has two children of her own, so she knows just how much kids love to play imaginative games, often fueled by the costumes they have available.

Kayce died at Lourdes Hospital in Paducah about 45 minutes after the shooting.
Kayce died, I was in denial.
what if kayce died?

Kayce will be hidden
Kayce will be at least 80 ft under the ocean's surface from June 13th-22nd.
Kayce will be back in the UK early next year
Kayce will be in the "puppy" class at the same school.


aaahaha i love how these are either actually from threadless, or about a dog named kayce.
kayceislost
kayceislost on Jun 07 '08 at 3:48pm
wow kayce way to not delete the ones you werent going to use and posting all of them
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jun 07 '08 at 4:03pm
Kayce loves dad's lap.
ladrones
   ladrones on Jun 07 '08 at 4:28pm
Joshua needs a disciple and soul-mate
This is what the name "Joshua" looks like in Japanese
Joshua does grow a bit repetitious (it lacks the cathartic climaxes of a horror film),
Joshua hates the hiccups! by Sharla Watch it on MySpace Videos
Josh Goes To Mitch's Tavern, Raleigh, NC, USA
Joshua Loves Melissa. My god, she is beautiful. What a great expression!
Joshua eats an apple on the beach
Joshua has not added any info for Rock Paper Scissors
Creepy website tells me "Mr. Joshua died by Sankaku-jime
JOSHUA will never trust another girl as long as he lives
ladrones
   ladrones on Jun 07 '08 at 4:31pm
a disciple and soul-mate sounds like a great combo.
spacesick 2
   spacesick 2 on Jun 07 '08 at 4:32pm
like I'd ever own property in Raleigh, NC!
ladrones
   ladrones on Jun 07 '08 at 4:35pm
no you were drunk the whole time,
you owned it, but then we made a crazy high stakes bet
and totally lost, we had to flee the state,
that moonshine must have really messed up your memory
spacesick 2
   spacesick 2 on Jun 07 '08 at 4:39pm
haha. zoh shit! it's all coming back to me now! that must be where I got "NC is for Buttlovers" tat.
spacesick 2
   spacesick 2 on Jun 07 '08 at 4:48pm
ha!

1) spacesick needs to see the sign
2) is that what spacesick looks like?
3) shut up kayce, i sooo do not have a myspace... but spacesick does!
4) in the alternate threadless universe Spacesick hates the 80's
5) Spacesick goes to Hollywood and the inevitable holiday tie-in special Christmas Spacesick goes to Hollywood
6) spacesick loves teh cock
7) -
8) can i just go ahead and copy/paste everything spacesick has ever said ever. then this blog would be over. the end. finished.
9) -
10) only Spacesick will laugh at that
the golden spatula
the golden spatula on Jun 07 '08 at 4:53pm
^hahaha!
if i google "the golden spatula" (pictures) your avatar shows up spacesick!
spacesick 2
   spacesick 2 on Jun 07 '08 at 4:54pm
how peculiar!
sonmi
   sonmi on Jun 07 '08 at 5:06pm
Julia needs an adoptive family who will love her unconditionally. Julia needs to prove that she is not gay in order to adopt her baby.


:o
kayceislost
kayceislost on Jun 07 '08 at 5:07pm
Josh Goes To Mitch's Tavern, Raleigh, NC, USA


ahahaha!

that place is alright. sometimes.
spacesick 2
   spacesick 2 on Jun 07 '08 at 5:11pm
how peculiar!
kayceislost
kayceislost on Jun 07 '08 at 5:53pm
peculiar!
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tesco on Nov 06 '07 at 7:28am
kern wins this one

-k



Ste7en, at 6:24pm on May 18, 2006
I look at you and I think "awww, this girl looks like an honest sweethearted girl...that would stick a knife in my heart just to see how sharp the blade is"

geewally on Mar 13 '08 at 12:02am
I want to soak Kerrn in vodka and consume her.


fatheed on Nov 23 '07 at 6:33pm
I like how you sign every post, ever. It's endearing.

-f.

Jackanapes mk.II on Sep 25 '07 at 1:08am
Karen, baby, I would totally not make out with you, cause that's Kevin's job; and I totally wouldn't think about it, cause Kevin would be upset with me; but, baby, I would totally maybe sort of half think about it in the wee hours of the night when I was caught between slumber and thought.


Mike4507 on Jun 23 '07 at 7:51pm
Kerrn I want you to know that I like how you put '-k.' at the end of every comment no matter how short, long or how many times you comment in the same blog.

You're consistent and that's a good thing




iPear on Dec 13 '06 at 1:36am
You know it's not credible unless I say it, DURGH.

You MAY be a dildo farmer, but you're totally not a ho.



OBEY COUNT DRACULA MUG VLAAAHH!




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