he looked familiar to me. who was it??

Any tips would be greatly appreciated!

xxoxoxox,
lillem

where the poop is that girl??

As in, you are full of inappropriate things to say, like things that only drunk people say...

and you can't stop? and you can't stop laughing at yourself over it?

hmm yeah. anywayyyyyyy

I'm coming over to play with your new toy!!!
Congratulations!

I'm sorry! I don't recognize the name, so that's why I haven't added you back yet.

If I don't know who you are, I get scared!

Somebody hold me!


UPDATE

EFFING HELL, WHY ME???

Adela says:
Hi

annie b says:
hi who is this?

Adela says:
hey, A/S/L?

annie b says:
do i know you?

Adela says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

annie b says:
oh,, well...have fun there


*BLOCK

at the Wild Animal Park today!!

I bought you a Choco Taco, but I eated it.

Could you kind folks please teach her some "Street Smarts"



because she'll be moving to a big city soon?!?!

p.s. she's a bit
ignorant naive, if you know what i mean! :P

It pretty much deserves a blog of its own.

Last Night's Dream

I dreamt that I was a doctor and I was examining Charles Festa's family jewels.

He had an enlarged right nut, the shape and texture resembling a giant, lopsided meatball, kinda like the one on the bottom here:



I was very concerned and was considering sending him to a colleague for a second opinion.

The examination took place in my sons' bedroom, on the bottom bunkbed.

Suddenly, I heard my mom approaching the room. Though I'm a doctor and was doing nothing wrong,
I hid in the closet, crouched down, facing away from the closet door. My clothes were disheveled and I have no idea why. :O

She found me in the closet and asked what I was doing in there. I told her I was looking at childhood toys, particularly, my old Fisher/Price house, like this one:



I was fearing she'd notice my disheveled clothes, but she didn't.

Then I woke up.

Charles, you'd better get on the horn this instant and make an appointment for a check-up!!