littlem
littlem aka littleFlyingMouse..hahahahaha! is 41.82 years old, has been a member since April 27, 2005, has scored 3826 submissions, giving an average score of 2.52.
  Jul 16 '08 by littlem        17 Comments        Watch this
Could you kind folks please teach her some "Street Smarts"



because she'll be moving to a big city soon?!?!

p.s. she's a bit
ignorant naive, if you know what i mean! :P

ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 16 '08 at 2:14pm
keep your door locked at all times

never ever take the "free" gum

watch out for alleys that have lots of crack addicted bums in them

also - if someone says you have pretty lips - TAZE THEM IMMEDIATELY
t4sh4
t4sh4 on Jul 16 '08 at 2:17pm
thanks ISA! I think other people want me dead. ;)
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 16 '08 at 2:20pm
buffalo is a big city? but it's called buffalo!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 16 '08 at 2:20pm


that shit ain't dangerous
Hi my name is
Hi my name is on Jul 16 '08 at 2:24pm
If the bum wants to wash your window don't let him TAZE THEM IMMEDIATELY, cause it will look a lot worse than it did before.

The guy a the gas station selling "real" gold jewelry, DON"T BUY IT, TAZE THEM IMMEDIATELY.

The strange person following you on the street, TAZE THEM IMMEDIATELY.

and last but not least, that cute little dog/cat that wants you to pet it,TAZE THEM IMMEDIATELY its really a large rat.





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g3rpander
g3rpander on Jul 16 '08 at 2:27pm
So if I have a condom, I have a date?
littlem
littlem on Jul 16 '08 at 2:34pm
let's see...


i guess so! congrats!
t4sh4
t4sh4 on Jul 16 '08 at 2:35pm
WHAT !
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 16 '08 at 2:36pm
settle down, torsha
g3rpander
g3rpander on Jul 16 '08 at 2:40pm
Okay ja! It's a date then!
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Jul 16 '08 at 2:43pm
lol @ tazing people immediately
Mr Anonymous
Mr Anonymous on Jul 16 '08 at 2:50pm
*tazes soul*
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 16 '08 at 2:52pm
t4sh4
t4sh4 on Jul 16 '08 at 2:52pm
taze craze!
thedarrien
thedarrien on Jul 16 '08 at 3:32pm
no matter how bad you feel, don't even acknowledge the homeless people.
1) they never use the money for food. seriously--if they are that hungry, there are a TON of shelters, food kitchens, etc. they can go to. they really probably are using the money for booze/drugs. if you feel the need to give them something, give them actual food or coffee.
2) some of them will actually follow you down the street if you don't give them enough, or even if you just look at them.
3) some people try to walk with you and sell you some sob story--don't fall for it. I've had people follow me across the city for a half hour before they decided I wasn't going to give them anything. Code phrase: "I don't mean you any harm." just tell them you don't have anything right off the bat.
4) they get enough money off of dumb tourists anyway.

at least that's how it is here in Chicago.

so....I guess that's City Hobos 101.
smitten kitten
smitten kitten on Jul 16 '08 at 3:36pm
if all else fails, blow a whistle for help.
Mr Anonymous
Mr Anonymous on Jul 16 '08 at 3:39pm
tazer never fails
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