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Oct 01 '11 by taz-pie
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The big O

First?
Best?

Enquiring minds wanna know.

This blog will self-destruct when I wake up sober in the morning and wonder what hefuck I blogged about...

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taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:23pm

Hahahaha "hefuck" typo! I kinda like it.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 01 '11 at 5:24pm

It was big, real big, about this big

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 5:25pm

first, i was about 11 or 12 i guess and almost passed out.
best, i have no idea. i'll start scoring them from now on and let you know.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:31pm

Ahahahahaa Johnny Baboon!!!

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:33pm

First: About 6, discovered the water jets in our swimming pool.
best: About 5 years ago, discovered removing the shower head. SO GOOD I CRIED. srsly

Omg i am gonna regret this blog tomorrow morning

tracerbullet on Oct 01 '11 at 5:34pm

first, i was probably 12 or 13 or so. i had just taken a shower, and i was sitting on my bed in a towel drying off. i was curious to see what would happen if i kept...drying off.

i found out.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 01 '11 at 5:34pm

I don't know the answer to either of these, and I would probably be too chicken to answer either way.

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 5:35pm

what's to regret? this is my new favourite.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:37pm

Aww c'mon DeeAnnnnnn! Play with us!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 01 '11 at 5:37pm

What kind of scale are you going to use to score future ones, Leon?

iPear on Oct 01 '11 at 5:38pm

One time i had a bunch of quarters and I was wearing sweatpants with no pockets, they were really greasy quarters, and I kept on dropping them.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 01 '11 at 5:38pm

6 seems really young, but what do i know, i was 13.

iPear on Oct 01 '11 at 5:38pm

Wait, what are we talking about exactly?

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:38pm

Awww Brian that is a cute story!

iPear on Oct 01 '11 at 5:39pm

Also I think i was 8, and my mom was with me, we were at Best Buy looking at dishwashers.

Chipmnk on Oct 01 '11 at 5:40pm

Man, I thought this was about anime.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:41pm

Ahahahaha Alwin

canceromega on Oct 01 '11 at 5:43pm

Embarrassing, but first: I was 19.
Best: Couldn't tell you. There have been lots of good times.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:44pm

The reason this blog topic came up (haha) was because of um, certain dreams i was having before i uh, suddenly awoke earlier today. And i thought, what the hell, lets alll share :)

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:45pm

It was about a 5 outta 10

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 01 '11 at 5:45pm

I think my first was 16.

Still not sure about best.

Chipmnk on Oct 01 '11 at 5:48pm

The first: I was in 6th grade (so 12?), lying in bed in the morning, curious, and it just kind of happened.

Not sure about the best. At this point, it's just like having a pressure gauge down there and when it gets too high, it's time to release the pressure.

Chipmnk on Oct 01 '11 at 5:49pm

We're still talking about anime, right?

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:50pm

While we are on the topic, I feel so sorry for dudes not being able to have multiple Os. That is so sad

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 5:51pm

i've heard a lot of girls say they discovered it around 6. one even thought she'd invented it and was going to be famous when she grew up by teaching it to the world. didn't pan out in the end, but she still practises.
this is all relevant to me at the moment because i just got a gig designing another dildo catalog.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:52pm

Of COURSE we are talking about anime!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 01 '11 at 5:52pm

I don't believe multiple Os happen. I think it's a myth other ladies made up to make the rest of us feel weird.

Or.

I have a penis.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:54pm

Hahaha that is so cute! She would have been FAMOUS!

Post pics here of the dildo catalogue. THIS I gotta see :D

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 5:54pm

multiples fully happen, even to men.

outline on Oct 01 '11 at 5:55pm

first: 1998, during a family dinner, I was bored and flicked it on and BAM! it happened

best: 2007, I was watching tom cruise jump up and down and got so excited. my dog was also watching.

outline on Oct 01 '11 at 5:55pm

we're talking about Oprah....right?

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:55pm

Oh man. Multiple Os... HAPPEN.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 01 '11 at 5:56pm

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 5:54pm
multiples fully happen, even to men.

LIES.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 5:56pm

Omg it is a Liz sighting!

Chipmnk on Oct 01 '11 at 5:57pm

I SEE YOU LIZ DO NOT MOVE PLEASE DO NOT GO AWAY OR I WILL CRY

canceromega on Oct 01 '11 at 6:00pm

I was the lucky recipient of a multiple O one time. I was so shocked, and it has not happened since then.

Chipmnk on Oct 01 '11 at 6:02pm

My flesh is way too tender for multiple Os.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 01 '11 at 6:03pm

Mine, too, man. Mine, too.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 6:03pm

I have been on meds for the last few years which (as a side effect) leave you kinda um, not in the mood. EVER. Sucks, really.

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 6:04pm

i bought a girl one of those removable shower heads and installed it for her once, fully intending that she use it to get dirty rather than clean. no idea if it worked out or not.

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 6:06pm

i was on zoloft for 3 months a few years ago and it was the longest i've ever gone without a wank. how the fuck is that therapeutic?

iPear on Oct 01 '11 at 6:06pm

Seriously guys, what are you talking about? Is this a christian thing? I thought all you guys had was christmas, man...

outline on Oct 01 '11 at 6:06pm

tell him to put two fingers in, leave the thumb out and kept busy. great recipe for multiple O's.

he may need some supplemental hand-eye coordination classes first.

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 6:07pm

Brilliant idea man!

iPear on Oct 01 '11 at 6:07pm

why is Leon talking about masturbation? Did I miss an inside joke? Did you guys have another meetup, and make new inside jokes?

d3d on Oct 01 '11 at 6:09pm

liz's method gives me hand cramps. it's a lot easier to use your tongue than your thumb.

outline on Oct 01 '11 at 6:09pm

don't worry omair, "wanking" is just australian slang for "installing shower heads"

taz-pie on Oct 01 '11 at 6:10pm

The brilliant idea comment was about Leons gift. But strangely enough, also the two fingers thing.

outline on Oct 01 '11 at 6:10pm

but then what are you going to put in my mouth?

iPear on Oct 01 '11 at 6:11pm

Sike, but I do remember the first time it happened. I was like "oh my god, is this peeing?"

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tracerbullet on Aug 06 '09 at 10:34am
making out with taz would be awesome 'cause she has that awesome heterochromia going on so you could like close one eye while you were kissing her and you'd only see one of her eyes and then you could switch to your other eye and see her other eye and you'd think to yourself "dude i'm totally making out with two chicks right now!" but really it's just one awesome chick.

Morkki on Apr 25 '12 at 4:58am

annnnd taz from the land of pies, your witchy name of witchyness is

Apricotte Gaspod

and your witchy spell is

Avaricious Tickling

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