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taz-pie aka nate's tazzer-pooper-pie is a 28.82 year old girl, has been a member since April 27, 2005, has scored 9899 submissions, giving an average score of 1.02.

Apr 17 '08 by taz-pie

47 Comments

Watch this

SUCKING at photoshop

this guy wins the prize

Torakamikaze on Apr 17 '08 at 12:03pm

bahaha wtf?!

squeegebeckenheim on Apr 17 '08 at 12:03pm

Taryn!!!!!! How are you?

Tonteau on Apr 17 '08 at 12:04pm

Ahahaha! That website is awesome, the rollover before and after feature is loltastic. I think he more sucks at subtlety. Also, his wife died, very sad :'(

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:04pm

nicole! am goo thanks

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:04pm

*add a d in there somewhere

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:05pm

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:05pm

WOW, she did loose one hand in the process.

Tonteau on Apr 17 '08 at 12:07pm

"Retouched by and Angel"

Ahahha

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 17 '08 at 12:07pm

What the fuck did he do to Conan O'Brien?!

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:08pm

so.
much.
airbrush.

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:12pm

Well, this goes to show ANYONE can be a supermodel.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 17 '08 at 12:12pm

I like how he adds cup sizes to all the women. Really makes me feel good about myself.

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:18pm

totally! so all i need to become famous and rich is to have a cavernous cleavage.

wait. i already knew that.

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:21pm

you can also learn to do this in photoshop yourself. Then send those pictures in to wherever your supposed to send them to. And THEN become famous and rich.

chelly on Apr 17 '08 at 12:26pm

he's still better at it than me :(
guess there's a market for every one out there

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:29pm

he may be "better" at airbrushing chellz, but he will never EVER come close to your awesome tshirt designs. EVER.

squatterjohn on Apr 17 '08 at 12:30pm

Sometimes I think no one thinks on a photoshoot any more because they can rely on a guy to come in and brush the gir's hand out or move her arm off the tv onto her hip or change the dress colour to white in photoshop. Whereas if they just took a step back and planned it out, they'd ony need the Photoshop guy to come in and enlarge her breasts.

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:30pm

hahahahaaaaaaaaa

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:32pm

and HOW DISTURBING is this hand?:

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:34pm

that is scary.

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:38pm

ha ha, I see you went to the same site i went to.
this one.

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:42pm

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:47pm

Hahahahaha

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:47pm

her hair has been photoshopped to though.

taz-pie on Apr 17 '08 at 12:49pm

i may have overdone the pertness of her boobs too...

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 12:50pm

You never know what she has behind that packet of Ades.
You might be spot on.

Ellsswhere on Apr 17 '08 at 12:56pm

http://www.glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio50.html

this dude loves the totties

chelly on Apr 17 '08 at 12:59pm

did you draw that????
you are good!

this is my envy blog.

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 1:01pm

he does does he not.

staffell on Apr 17 '08 at 1:01pm

I love how guys hardly need touching up at all.

So glad I'm a guy

staffell on Apr 17 '08 at 1:02pm

What the fuck???

Lonkiponk on Apr 17 '08 at 1:08pm

how about this
one. if the boobs don't fit, you just make them fit.

chelly on Apr 17 '08 at 1:09pm

he takes special care w/ the eyeshadow

avalanche_lily on Apr 17 '08 at 1:19pm

AAAGGGGGGGHHH!

Pathan Nagel on Apr 17 '08 at 1:22pm

^^i am trying to figure out why that picture was even taken

welshalex on Apr 17 '08 at 1:22pm

I wish I hadnt read the bit about his poor dead wife, made me cry. Now I cant bring myself to take the mick.

avalanche_lily on Apr 17 '08 at 1:28pm

Happy Easter '08 In Heaven Diane
I feel like a scrambled egg without you here

wtf?

taz-pie on Apr 18 '08 at 3:22am

awww i hadn't read about his wife either :(

staffell on Apr 18 '08 at 7:49am

yuck

noodlezoop on Apr 18 '08 at 7:59am

lol @ the five Munkar groupies. Deathstalker, anyone?

BaronVonMonkey on Apr 18 '08 at 8:03am

l0lz @ "the secret gay life of luther vandross"

taz-pie on Apr 18 '08 at 9:21am

another huge-palmed chick:

taz-pie on Apr 18 '08 at 9:23am

and and this one is like those hieroglyphs where there is no side view of the eye:

d3d on Apr 18 '08 at 9:25am

it looks like a manky foot

Lonkiponk on Apr 18 '08 at 9:45am

I did see her before.

7 days later

band-it on Apr 25 '08 at 10:30am

taz-pie on Apr 25 '08 at 11:09am

BOOOBS

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spacesick on Apr 26 '07 at 5:47am
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jublin on Oct 01 '07 at 12:28pm
this blog is about many things. one of these things is that taz-pie is super popular and has a lot of famous friends.

spacesick 2 on Nov 02 '07 at 3:21am
I always knew taz had the soft, delicate laugh of victorian nobility.

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