Brown nosing helped Rudolf start off
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Brown nosing saved Rudolf's career
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Censorship - Mostly _
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Cinnamon says: "That's how I roll"
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Come back tomorrow if you want to read something funny
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Fiery Romance Hazard
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Graphic Tees. Providing conversation topics for social retards
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Graphic Tees. Providing Conversation Topics since the 50s.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Henceforth. It sounds like a Beer name.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Hi Five!
Now kids, let's learn about Six...
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Honor among thieves - It basically means don't get caught
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Honor among thieves basically means don't get caught
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I drink to keep body and soul lying on the ground
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I make innuendos hide between the lines.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I met the Wizard of Oz, and all I got was this T-shirt
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I Put the T in Milk
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I was made for loving you baby, you were made for cooking
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I wouldn't stop wearing this for all the tees in China
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If you can hold your horses they're too weak for racing
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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In the aisles is where I roll
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Innuendos hide between the lines when I'm around
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Inspiration - I take it 25 000 times a day.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Life - Complicated enough with four letters
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Mathematics make me Derive from my vital Functions
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Money - Joking about it would be hypocrisy.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My car cost me an arm and a leg. Now somebody else drives for me
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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My sense of humor is bigger than yours
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My T-shirt supports ecology. But buying it didn't fund anything.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Nothing challenges me. He said 4 PM in the playground
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Peanuts - It sounds gross
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Police report says the elephant was hiding a body in his trunk
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Presents - Because they will be boring in the near Future
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Presents - Because they will get boring in the near future
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Professional Time Killer - Spending the day is my next contract
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Reading this is one thing, but it's mainly a subordinate clause.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Seriously, 12 bucks. I could've used a pen.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Sexually obsessed? I titn't say anything perkycular...
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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She gave me the Butterflies. That's how they call this STD.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Silence isn't better than words. It's in the dictionary too.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Silence thinks it's SO better than words
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Silence thinks it's SO much better than words
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Spare the Trees.
Chop Zombies.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Squirrels. You're lucky they don't know puns.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Stage Directions.[Reads intently before squinting with reflexion]
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The 2000's were better in the 80's
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
Well I forgot, so sucket
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This T-shirt supports ecology. It doesn't fund anything though.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Throwing Up - If you actually did it would pour down your face
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Travelling - It spends your time on foreign-exchange loss
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Two- It makes one wonder
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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War - It becomes funny when you add a "t"
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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What makes you so proud of your new car? You didn't build it.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Why drive when you can do the Locomotion?
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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You can't expect Rock bands to be anything but Stoned.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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You're my Oxygen. Let me be your 8 protons and neutrons.
of 4 votes, 75% like it
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_ OVE
(All I need is elle)
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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