how legit is it?

He's officially listed as Chad Ocho Cinco!!

Bengals' WR Chad Johnson now Ocho Cinco

What a fucking tool!! hahahaha...what, was Johnson his "slave name"?
hahahahahahahaha


hugs and kisses,
Chad X

Also a MILF (Michael I'd Like to Fuck)

happy b-day, ekaj!

post some nice ass for the man!

We never discussed any sort of prizes or anything.
Does anybody want to do something like that, or should we just go for bragging rights?


Rosters (In Order of Draft Position):

The Attractive Team
Manager: Brent Rainbow

Brian Westbrook
Larry Fitzgerald
Marques Colston
Thomas Jones
Roddy White
Brett Favre
Minnesota
Tony Scheffler
Nick Folk
Nate Burleson
Arizona
Ronald Curry
Steve Slaton


Aspiring Cunts
Manager: Al Shirtfart

LaDainian Tomlinson
Antonio Gates
Steve Smith
Philip Rivers
Chicago
Kenny Watson
Bernard Berrian
Deuce McAllister
Warrick Dunn
Justin Gage
Stephen Gostkowski
Jerious Norwood
Greg Olsen


Lunchbox Brusiers
Manager: Andrew Lunchables

Adrian Peterson
Ben Roethlisberger
Roy Williams
Santonio Holmes
LenDale White
Donald Lee
Eli Manning
Green Bay
Rudi Johnson
Derrick Mason
Ryan Longwell
Kevin Boss
Roydell Williams


Colt Hard Facts
Manager: Snaggle Indianapants

Tom Brady
Braylon Edwards
Jamal Lewis
Selvin Young
Tony Gonzalez
Julius Jones
Chris Chambers
Ricky Williams
Heath Miller
Matt Schaub
Kevin Walter
Jay Feely
New Orleans


THUNDERCRACKERS
Manager: Joseph Orleans

Marion Barber
Drew Brees
Reggie Bush
Jeremy Shockey
Laveranues Coles
David Patten
Adam Vinatieri
Dallas
Donte' Stallworth
Aaron Stecker
Devin Hester
Chad Pennington
Shaun Alexander


edwords nerds
Manager: Ed Cheatedlastyear

Steven Jackson
Andre Johnson
Plaxico Burress
Kevin Smith
Calvin Johnson
Chris Cooley
DeAngelo Williams
Anthony Gonzalez
Chris Johnson
Jake Delhomme
Jon Kitna
Tennessee
Rob Bironas


Top BNanna!
Manager: Roberto El Guapo

Joseph Addai
Tony Romo
Michael Turner
Anquan Boldin
Hines Ward
Patrick Crayton
Ted Ginn Jr.
Chris Perry
Kurt Warner
Isaac Bruce
Alge Crumpler
Indianapolis
Jeff Reed


REPRESENT YOURSELF
Manager: Matt Autodraft

Randy Moss
Terrell Owens
Willis McGahee
Ronnie Brown
Greg Jennings
Donovan McNabb
Vernon Davis
Pittsburgh
Shayne Graham
Marc Bulger
Chester Taylor
Bryant Johnson
L.J. Smith


Laser Cats
Manager: Mike Ocho Cinco

Ryan Grant
David Garrard
Chad Ocho Cinco
Fred Taylor
Dallas Clark
Joey Galloway
Reggie Williams
Aaron Rodgers
Jacksonville
Jerry Porter
Adrian Peterson
Marcedes Lewis
Jason Hanson


Bacon Grandpas
Manager: Steve Chamois

Carson Palmer
Brandon Jacobs
Torry Holt
Jason Witten
San Diego
Donald Driver
Mason Crosby
Kevin Curtis
Justin Fargas
Vince Young
Bobby Engram
Ahmad Bradshaw
Vincent Jackson


pantsless mark II
Manager: Stephen Leotard

Frank Gore
Marshawn Lynch
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Earnest Graham
Derek Anderson
Lee Evans
Todd Heap
New York
Nate Kaeding
Matt Hasselbeck
Javon Walker
Benjamin Watson
Drew Bennett


Los Banditos
Manager: Becca Autodraft

Peyton Manning
Laurence Maroney
Willie Parker
Marvin Harrison
Edgerrin James
Kellen Winslow
Santana Moss
New England
Sebastian Janikowski
Ahman Green
Reggie Brown
Lorenzo Booker
Desmond Clark


Minutemen
Manager: Tyler Primavera

Clinton Portis
Maurice Jones-Drew
Darren McFadden
Wes Welker
Dwayne Bowe
Jerricho Cotchery
Jason Campbell
Felix Jones
Dustin Keller
Baltimore
Josh Scobee
D.J. Hackett
Jeff Garcia


Verga de fuego
Manager: Domingo Vasdeferens

Larry Johnson
Reggie Wayne
Brandon Marshall
Jonathan Stewart
Matt Forte
Jay Cutler
Owen Daniels
Rashard Mendenhall
Ray Rice
Seattle
Matt Ryan
Tim Hightower
John Kasay

A show of hands.
Who can make the draft tomorrow @ 10 a.m. If you can't, is there a better time for you? We'll let the majority call it...unless it's inconvenient to me. muahahahahaha

Dom = Verga De Fuego
rhythmdev = REPRESENT YOURSELF
shirt = Aspiring Cunts
snags = Colt Hard Facts
Bob = Top BNanna
Becca = los Banditos
rainbow = The Attractive Team
Joe = THUNDER CRACKERS
Torasteve = Bacon Grandpas
Ed = edwords nerds
Stebe = pantsless mark II
lunchbox = Lunchbox Brusiers
Tyler = Minutemen
Mike# = Laser Cats

UPDATE:
I see on the smack board that y'all feel that 13 roster spots might be too many. If I bring it down to 12, it will be 168 total players. I think that that will work, especially with sleeper, injuries, and crap like that. So, it's down to 12!


UPDATE 2:
OK...i was too late to change the roster size. 13 it is! If we decide it's too thin, maybe I can lop one off after the draft.


UPDATE 3:
FUCKING 14TH PICK!! FUCKER FUCK THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED! I'M BEING SCREWED! FUCK FUCKER...ok, i'm better now.

hasn't anybody started a threadless fantasy ultra-masculine-american football league this year?

gotta go catch a plane

vinegar
spic and span
nip and tuck
coon-skin cap
cracker barrel
burger king whopper
ski slope
whitey ford
Captain Oliver Harmon "Spearchucker" Jones

my new favorite screen name of the day