who is that freaky looking azn singer that y'all post up all the time?
basking in the afterglow of another successful evening of brow-beating my children into doing their homework. Suddenly, and quite unprovoked, a tune starts worming it's way through my head. I pay no attention at first because a LOT of things worm around in my head a lot of the time. Then, my attention finally focuses on the tune. It was one of the two "anthems" of my drugged mind. From back in my drugged days. I hadn't really thought of or listened to it in a looooonnng time, yet there it was. It was comforting and disturbing at the same time. It sounded so good in my head, but it immediately made me long for that time, that...peace...for the first time that I can recall since those days ended.
One song is below, one song is over to the right
But I say it a lot.
In a lot of places. a poem by me
OK, so, I head outside to put a bottle of juice into the outside fridge and...
1. First, I'm confronted by one of my cats. She's meowing strangely and it looks like her mouth is swollen. As she gets closer, I see that her mouth isn't swollen, it's full of a baby rat! 2. I turn right and head to the fridge, when I see something out of the corner of my eye. At first, I assume it's another cat, but my brain tells me that it's too poofy and that my old poofy cat doesn't live here. I turn my full attention to it, and there, tail up, ready to rock, is a freaking skunk! No more than 4 feet away from me! I think I said "holy crap!!!" and watched it amble away into the night. That's the first skunk that I've seen around here. I almost had a really shitty, really stinky night!
do they make my butt look big?
I didn't realize how seriously you took the life of Tom Brady. I meant no harm.
I put it in the toilet. Now it flushes much better.
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
                  This seems like a bad idea, so.... Special lovers are: Gunslinger = Done! ofthecoast = Done! chelly = Done! little g, my DOMINATRIX Done! *name deleted to protect the innocent*, who likes the taste of me. Done! Kayce, for being my vomit receptacle. Done! lemonalle, my twin. Done! realslimnatey, for being real...and slim.......and...brown...like poop...if you're regular...DONE!! radiostaticstar, for always having the right lyrics at the right time = Done!!! Angelito, because I lied to her = Done!!! natyspaghetti, cause she's kewl. = Done!!! irocko, because he makes me feel like a natural woman littlem (complete bitch, avoid at all costs) love boat captain larchie Bramish lemonalle (*censors self*) pilihp (TQAM por vida!!!) realslimnatey (*censors self again*) peater irocko mela de gypsie skaw (*censors skawlf*) shondi arli (*cute as a button!) colt83 (*passed out during karaoke) leroy hornblower bsweber (*I have to pack tomorrow wah) jublin (*cute as a butt!) speedyjvw (*moved rather slowly) shimala (*not as tall as he thinks he is) BNannas andyg seabass (*eff the Red Sox!!!) valorandvellum sonmi (*taller than I thought she was) funkiefresh (*not as tall as shimala thinks he is) torakamikaze (*wants to design) martiandrivein (*we got fuuucked up) Dom de Lemonz  Dom de Randal  Dom de Mitchell  Dom de Julia  Dom de Omair  Dom de Keith  Dom de Kellen  create your own visited states map or check out these Google Hacks. |
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