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DaddyDom aka Bringing Philip's scoring average back up is a boy, has been a member since April 22, 2005, has scored 477 submissions, giving an average score of 1.60.

Sep 06 '08 by DaddyDom

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I bought a 12 inch ballcock

I put it in the toilet. Now it flushes much better.

outline on Sep 06 '08 at 10:52pm

thats too bad, i only go out with guys who have 13 inch ballcocks.

their toilet works much better

DaddyDom on Sep 06 '08 at 11:03pm

that's, like, a baker's ballcock

noodlezoop on Sep 06 '08 at 11:04pm

I thought this couldn't possibly be about your penis.

PuterBoy on Sep 06 '08 at 11:07pm

I was about to google "ballcock" to find out what it means, but then my sixth sense prevented me from continuing.

DaddyDom on Sep 06 '08 at 11:08pm

your sixth sense is a pussy

PuterBoy on Sep 06 '08 at 11:09pm

You're saying that I have a inner hidden vagina?

Don't all men have one?

DaddyDom on Sep 06 '08 at 11:11pm

mine fused up and became my scrotum

PuterBoy on Sep 06 '08 at 11:12pm

So you have a vagtum? Or a scrogina?

outline on Sep 06 '08 at 11:13pm

i decided to man up and google image ballcock. surprisingly, you don't get any NSFW images....

what has happened to the internet?? who decided i wanted to learn things instead of looking at dirty images?

DaddyDom on Sep 06 '08 at 11:13pm

a scrunt?

PuterBoy on Sep 06 '08 at 11:14pm

Ha.

Hahahahaa!

PuterBoy on Sep 06 '08 at 11:15pm

Heehee.

hheheheehe.

hoo. ha.

PuterBoy on Sep 06 '08 at 11:15pm

naughty.

iPear on Sep 06 '08 at 11:17pm

oh, interesting! we purchased two new toilets last year, I'm not sure if they use the ball cock system that most toilets have. They're actually quite powerful, and we keep our water pressure pretty low!

DaddyDom on Sep 07 '08 at 12:02am

YOUR MOM KEEPS HER WATER PRESSURE LOW!!

canadianbeaver on Sep 07 '08 at 8:03am

Did it come with a free chode (just learned what that word meant so I had to use it.)

Little miss beaver spent 16 days in Kenya this summer and now fresh water is very precious to her. She found jars from Pasta sauce, cleaned them and filled them half way with stones. Put one in each of our toilet tanks to use less water. No big deal for us but saves a lot of water.

radiostaticstar on Sep 07 '08 at 8:12am

that's a clever idea.
better than the brick i have in mine.

and by brick, i mean an actual brick.
not the poopy kind.

radiostaticstar on Sep 07 '08 at 8:16am

also, in the mid-90's, nike came out with a skate shoe called the "choade".
i bought a pair based on the name alone...

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Gunslinger = Done!
ofthecoast = Done!
chelly = Done!
little g, my DOMINATRIX Done!
*name deleted to protect the innocent*, who likes the taste of me. Done!
Kayce, for being my vomit receptacle. Done!

lemonalle, my twin. Done!

realslimnatey, for being real...and slim.......and...brown...like poop...if you're regular...DONE!!

radiostaticstar, for always having the right lyrics at the right time = Done!!!

Angelito, because I lied to her = Done!!!

natyspaghetti, cause she's kewl. = Done!!!

irocko, because he makes me feel like a natural woman

littlem (complete bitch, avoid at all costs)
love boat captain
larchie
Bramish
lemonalle (*censors self*)
pilihp (TQAM por vida!!!)
realslimnatey (*censors self again*)
peater
irocko
mela de gypsie
skaw (*censors skawlf*)
shondi
arli (*cute as a button!)
colt83 (*passed out during karaoke)
leroy hornblower
bsweber (*I have to pack tomorrow wah)
jublin (*cute as a butt!)
speedyjvw (*moved rather slowly)
shimala (*not as tall as he thinks he is)
BNannas
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seabass (*eff the Red Sox!!!)
valorandvellum
sonmi (*taller than I thought she was)
funkiefresh (*not as tall as shimala thinks he is)
torakamikaze (*wants to design)
martiandrivein (*we got fuuucked up)

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