I once drank orange juice about 5 minutes after brushing my teeth, it was the most liberating experience of my life to date and is the material for about 2/3's of my autobiography titled 'the girl born without a face' I do have a face but I thought it would engage people to buy my book hoping to read about a girl with no face, this plan didn't really work out however and have so far only sold two copies... one to myself and one copy to Mrs Bridge next door who suffers from dimentia and thought I was an old Vicorian headmaster forcing her to buy a dictionary but it was ok we laughed afterwards (well she laughed, I nervously ate the grated candle wax sandwich which she gave me). This year I'm hoping to eat three crackers without a drink and maybe have a party to celebrate afterwards with pineapple and cheese on cocktail sticks, some babycham, and ABBA's greatest hits played in the background on the demo setting of my casio keyboard... yeah that would be sweet. life is good.