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YAISH2
aka yair is a 29.71 year old boy, has been a member since November 4, 2009, has scored 287 submissions, giving an average score of 2.17, helping 5 designs get printed.
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I am a modern day me
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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Sometimes, a knife just doesn't cut it..
of 34 votes, 59% like it
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If push comes to shove, I'll just eat a synonym roll.
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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I put the 'fun' in smartfunass
of 39 votes, 74% like it
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I'm so unexpected it will suprise you.
of 32 votes, 75% like it
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If it makes you feel better, I don't want anything to do with it.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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Life - It's getting old.
of 37 votes, 62% like it
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This sentence will finish abrup
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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Blind dates would work much better in the dark
of 42 votes, 52% like it
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If you stop to think about it, you lack coordination.
of 38 votes, 55% like it
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I don't need u, I have other vowels.
of 42 votes, 69% like it
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Optimistic: You are happily mistaken and wonderfully wrong.
of 40 votes, 60% like it
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Money can't buy happiness, it doesn't have feelings.
of 35 votes, 51% like it
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I would like to propose a toast.. with some jam.. or butter..
of 48 votes, 67% like it
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I don't 4 wheel drive, I 2 leg walk.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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I never doubted you for a minute, it was much longer than that..
of 42 votes, 60% like it
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Let me start by saying: I lack initiative.
of 49 votes, 45% like it
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Contrary to popular belief is unpopular belief.
of 44 votes, 52% like it
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Nothing is what it seems, it's just nothing.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to apologize.
of 62 votes, 74% like it
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Stairs - I'm not up to it.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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Black holes are a waste of time..
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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I turned my life around 360 degrees!
of 46 votes, 67% like it
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There is no such color, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
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I don't believe in monsters, but they believe in me.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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I defy logic only on math tests.
of 39 votes, 46% like it
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My fabric of space and time was made in China.
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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I'll entertain the thought, but you'll have to take the punch.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
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I KILLED CASPER. (He wasn't so friendly when he was alive..)
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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If pirates could fly, that would be off the hook!
of 44 votes, 52% like it
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Simon says: Stop using my name for your stupid game!
of 47 votes, 62% like it
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FYI: Sumo wrestlers are the #1 cause for earthquakes in Japan.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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Because of Zombies, I change my mind every 5 minutes.
of 44 votes, 50% like it
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Beware! A lobster is just one letter away from a mobster.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
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I have no reason to lie, I do it just because.
of 46 votes, 50% like it
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I arrived at this conclusion by car.
of 49 votes, 57% like it
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Vague directions: Somewhere over the rainbow..
of 41 votes, 63% like it
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Make sense not war
of 58 votes, 62% like it
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Zombies agree: Clowns taste funny
of 53 votes, 70% like it
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If you save one life you can get a bonus on the next level!
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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Must all questions end with a question mark?
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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I am in fact that guy
of 44 votes, 45% like it
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Tonight it's just us baby. And that creepy man behind the bush..
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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Eve, put the apple down slowly and step away from the tree..
of 50 votes, 48% like it
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I've been tested for optimism and found negative.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
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In monopoly, time is fake money
of 52 votes, 58% like it
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If I'm right, what's left?
of 54 votes, 52% like it
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Captain Hook got dealt a bad hand
of 53 votes, 45% like it
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Psychosomatic people have a sense of tumor
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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CHANGE - We accept all foreign currencies
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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If you like this shirt bark like a dog
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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Having a nervous breakdown in 3, 2, 1..
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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Don't laugh, I am you in twenty years
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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THE TIME IS NOW!
and now..
and now...
and now....
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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Electricity is the way to enlightenment
of 46 votes, 50% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
90% asleep, 10% sleepwalking
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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A cat as a hat: Not many people could pull that off..
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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A mind is a terrible thing when not wasted
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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A watched frog never boils
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Born in the USA! (accidentally conceived in Hawaii)
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Buddhists are born again Christians.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Can't you see I'm in the middle of doing nothing?!
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Creepy saying #37: 'Stop beating around the bush'
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Disco, it freaks me out
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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Getting hungry
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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Give it a rest, it's really tired.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I can never seem to finish anyth
of 23 votes, 65% like it
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I can't hold a grudge, it's too slippery..
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I don't believe in miracles, I'm God.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I feel no pain! (except when it hurts)
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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I had to go through a lie detector to believe I'm a ghost..
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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I hate repeating myself repeating myself
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I have perfect vision, but my foresight isn't great..
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I love flowers, rainbows and chainsaw killers.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I love that you love me..
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I put the dumb in smart.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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I said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: I'm a loop.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I seem to have misplaced my kidney..
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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I want to ride my bicycle, so please give it back..(X2)
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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I'm a disappointment to my parents
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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I'm a ghost, I scare easily.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a narcissist monk, I devoted my life to myself.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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I'm a successful C.E.O, but people just don't like my company..
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I'm fed up of people feeding me stale bread! Your local duck.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm just grateful I didn't end up as underwear
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I'm keeping an eye on you, don't lose it.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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I'm lactose intolerant! They took our jobs, our women, what next?
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I'm not in the frequent flyer club but I frequently club flyers
of 48 votes, 38% like it
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If I were U it would wreak havoc on words like: Lick, Big, Stick.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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If push comes to shuv, I'll just eat a synonym roll.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus is coming.. Look busy!
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Killing is just one way of saying 'I don't like you'
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Last chance to see
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour..
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Money can't buy happiness, people with money can.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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My god you're beautiful!
No, not you..
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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My shirts have more to say than I do
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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My short attention span is so short OH look A BIRD!
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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My trumpet's kinda horny
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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My work is my hobby, I'm unemployed.
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Not to be, that is the answer.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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O.K, I did it.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Property of U.S government
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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Santa gave me an easter bunny's foot for Christmas
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Stick around, I'm sure I left my stick around here somewhere..
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Tear in case of emergency
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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The secrets of life revealed!!! (look inside..)
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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Unicorns are real! I swear on my horse's horn!
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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When I realized I was stupid, I was dumbfounded.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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When it gets dark, I feel for you.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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When the Grim Reaper comes, screaming won't help you, he's deaf!
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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Years of learning taught me nothing that I knew
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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You are the worst vowel ever!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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You had me at vasectomy..
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You look nothing like I googled you..
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
Nov 17 2009 - Nov 16 2010
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