I act like a cat and you still play with legos but lets not hate.
of 69 votes, 7% like it
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Bean cats are quite delicous in the early morning.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hmm... I think I'm going to challenge the God's today...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Wow! It feels like Christmas today!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I hate people who don't know 1 thing about fashion.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If I knew anything about sports, I wouldn't be wearing this shirt
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I hate how people always seem to know it was me.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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My hands aren't red from the the crime, its from cleaning it up.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Just cause I'm smiling doesn't mean I did it.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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relax, i'm just as lazy as you.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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If you can read this, we're probably having a conversation.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I bet you feel really akward after reading this.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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*de(mon*ster), the worst thing to have under your bed.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If your reading this, I made you look.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Reset the clock cause I'm bout to bust a move.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Anything you say can be used against you as verbal irony.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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javascript:scoreSlogan('1','1782672','81cfcfe385','spotlight');
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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New word: slushifullishnegiklerackned also known as "That's
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Ha! Oops, I guess your face isn't that funny.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Life's a story, and you're the main character.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Life's a game and I'm a player.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Unless your successful in life, you'll be poor.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Judging by my expression, you can probably tell if I need a joke.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Failur.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Don't dance in the rain, that's just plain stupid.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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W.T.F (Wow That's Fantastic)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Imaginary numbers is my field of math.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Ow, I'm hurt, now you don't have to clobber me.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ow, I'm hurt, now you don't have to clobber me.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I love my yellow boots!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I turned in my homework yesterday, you must have lost it.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Dude that's so wang!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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My hair isn't receading, I just cut it that way.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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My uni-brow just proves I'm straight.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Racoons love plagiarism.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Ask me to do something random.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Let me go Latin on you : Amo tuus.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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List for today:_____
______________________________.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My automatic dance list: Stop, Turn in circle, and do star jump.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Oh gosh I knew it
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Technically no one is tall enough to reach for the stars.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Thomas get down!!!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Better to be a popular fool than a loser.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't spoil a good suprise cause it'll get all slimy.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Where did my shirt go!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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pandas = sadnap
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Shoot for the moon and destroy our earth with meteors.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Sometimes, birds poop on my head.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Milk Duds = Heaven on Earth
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My cool shirt is still holding a lemon.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Superham! To the rescue!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Peeing hurts.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Swordfish glove sticks.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Wiggle like a scared child.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Give me $500 NOW!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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( ) ( )
(='.'=)
(")_(")
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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You're stupid as poop if you don't love this shirt.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Shoot for the moon, not at it.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If we reach for the stars we'll never grab them.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Zonkers!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Make that 6...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Micahel Jackson (awesome)
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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So far we have 3 people facing the guillotine.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Michael Jackson (creeper)
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Vote for this t-shirt or face the guillotine.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The dog ate a bis
skldfjsdlkjfklsdjf... Sorry, random moment.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Ben Folds!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Music is my life, that's why I'm interesting.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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People don't really like Hitler.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt has a deep meaning.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Sadnap
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Theepictales!!!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Toenail's give me special and unforseen powers.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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America's in debt move to Canada.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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America's in deep doodoo.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My yellow rubber say your armpits are smelly.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Hand sanitizer stinks.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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As some would say: "Poop before you pee!"
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Yesterday I took a poop...hehehehe
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This is how I get rich,plagearism.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Poop..hehehehe
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If we aren't answering the door it's cause we don't want it.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Tree bark yellow bomberries!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You can only be cool if you don't think you are.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Do you believe in the pink slushie elephants?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I really don' t have AD Hey look a bunny!
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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haY s'tI dellepS sdrawkcaB
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Only loosers wear this Shirt!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I don't hug trees, I just like the enviroment.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Save a tree, kill a guitar teacher.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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