It's tuesday morning, Clarissa. And I feel perfectly well..!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Closing all windows won't keep viruses out.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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slobber, zombie & witch
of 58 votes, 3% like it
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Morning and mourning are literally pretty much the same.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Wake me up when you're sure it REALLY is the apocalypse.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Physical education is the ugly sister of physics.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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It's so hard to be cool in summer.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Global warming: The Titanic's late revenge.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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cheshirecopycats
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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copycats copy cats
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You don't have to <3 NY to tell me you've been there.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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caps lock mostly occurs whEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I fear that my guardian angel is a fallen one...
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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Yesterday was the new tomorrow!!!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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IMHO an opinion that is humble would remain unexpressed.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the kind of nerd who still isn't cool.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I swear to God that I'm an atheist.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I'll never be a supervillain because my parents didn't hate me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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The internet is a liar: Cats don't talk.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Cactuses are just lazy green hedgehogs.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This is below the belt.
[arrow down]
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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supervillains are kinda malicious...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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epistemology:
Am I real if the internet doesn't know about me?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Photosynthesis: Hot meals delivered with the speed of light
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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At least the devil payed for my soul. God wants it for free.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Does being an adult mean that pumpkins don't talk to you anymore?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I used to be good at sports but then the devil returned my soul.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Satan wanted to buy my soul because it reminded him of his cat.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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