I'm logically irrational.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Pixel-hated
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Multilingual Mime
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I love cats! But, I can only eat one.
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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Be where you are at.
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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Crazy Town (Population 1)
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I'm immortal as long as I'm alive.
of 74 votes, 22% like it
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I NEVER complete my...
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I jumped on the Crazy Train just to see who's ridin' it.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Warning: I'm closer than I appear.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Careful, the shirt you are about to enjoy is extremely hot!
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Super Geek!
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Calculators killed the abacus star.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Whoever invented mornings should go back to sleep.
of 57 votes, 35% like it
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I change my mind every thirty...wait, nevermind.
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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I have an opinion about everything...take a number.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Awesome just feels right!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I'll be honest with you, I'm a pathological liar.
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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Carpooling saves the environment. So does shooting idiots.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Behind this shirt...I'm all geek.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If I agree with you we'll BOTH be idiots.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Web Developers do it between the tags.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I once messed with a bull, and I DID get the horns.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I've taken men down bigger than you WITH MY PINKY!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I was kickin' it Old School way before there was even school.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I just rolled into town and boy are my ribs sore.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not 'sarcastic', I'm just addicted to 'air quotes'.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My megabark is much bigger than my megabyte.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm anti-social-networking.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If you're OCD, read this three times...OR ELSE!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I am 100% okay with being unsure.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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If you agree with me, then you'll be right too!
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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I'm away from my mind right now, but please leave a message.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I must be a planet, because my solar winds are flaring up again.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Planets are spacey and stuff.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Stop, drop, and rock-and-roll!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My World. Population me.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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City of Me. Population: 1
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My world. Population: 1
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Second hand stupidity is harmful to your health.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Most people can read me like a book.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Stop, drop and breakdance!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I've just traveled four seconds into the future.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Reading this will make you three seconds older.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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I live in a reality TV show.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I never thought about thinking to think about that thought.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I once felt up a comic relief.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My mind is always under construction.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This area is just for holding my head on.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can read my own mind and I know what I'm thinking right now!
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Zombies only want me for my mind.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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May all of your days be shaded by trees made of money.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Place your order at the next window.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Yesterday, I lived like there was no tomorrow...today?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Yesterday, I lived like there was no today.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Don't make waves, ride them.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Blame it on Canada.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If you could see what I see, you'd shoot me.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I'm naked underneath this clothing.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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There's a stairway to Heaven, but a slide to Hell.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I'm like Jupiter, full of gas.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Magic Space Cows told me to give you a message, mooooo!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Of 1 votes, 100% like it.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Magic Space Cows, nuff said?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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30% of the population are good in math. The other half are not.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Senior Ranch, where the meat is aged to perfection.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My goal is to get through life with the least amount of clicks.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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A is for Alcohol. B is for Bar. C is for Cirrhosis.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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After you're married, foreplay is taking the trash out.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Gimmie a shot of what your parents drank when they made you.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I know EXACTLY where I'm at right now.....lost.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I want to milk a Cash Cow.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Money can't buy you Love, unless Love works down on the corner.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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A little bird told me the things bees do.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Love conquers all. Well...except for zombies, aliens or monsters.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Improves with age.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I'm amazing in real life.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Danger: Big Scary Laser. Do not look into beam with remaining eye
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Death is 100% fatal.
of 26 votes, 58% like it
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100% of fatalities are caused by death.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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They say hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance?
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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I'm only confused by things I don't understand.
of 36 votes, 50% like it
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Our children need a gooder education.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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I wrestle angry badgers for fun.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm going out of my mind, and I'm NEVER coming back.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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Pardon the dust, I haven't had to think in a while.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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Myself and I just had a fight, and we aren't talking right now.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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The wind is like the air, only pushier.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Cheer up, the worst has yet to come.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not an overachiever. I just hang out with slackers.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Will work for tuition.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I'm currently out of my mind, please leave a message.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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I'm totally awesome, in real life.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Too much sanity is madness.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I hate when people stare at me, like their reading something.
of 25 votes, 48% like it
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Without geography, you are nowhere.
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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Go for broke, it's easier than going for money.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I've never been dead wrong.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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History is so old school.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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No, I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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I'm totally partial.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Dogs are great, but, I don't think I could eat a whole one.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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Be yourself, just not around me.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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99.99% of people who do statistics, are losers.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Global Warming, it's the wave of the future. I hope you can swim.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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It takes two to tango, but only one to break dance!
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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