I've been advised by people that know (I'm a newbie, you see), that it would be a smart idea to start a blog to showcase my best slogans. In hopes of course, that you lovely people will give them the thumbs up... though I can see this backfiring and I'll get masses of 'um, stupids' instead. Well, I've only a couple, as yet. I'm a bear of little brain I'm afraid, so it's been hard... please go easy on me:

"The best things in life are freakin' expensive!"

"I'm all torque and no traction."

I've been having a stab at thinking up slogans for the Typetees. What level of sparkling wit do I have to come up with to get decent votes? Blimey, it's hard going!
Has anybody out there had a high percentage rating? It's quite a fun game though, exercises the tiny grey cells and winner gets $500... but obviously not me!