Wyndzor
aka Matt Windsor is a 30.9 year old boy, has been a member since April 14, 2005, has scored 2,092 submissions, giving an average score of 1.92, helping 56 designs get printed.
Im bringing sexy back (Ive got the receipt and I'd like a refund)
of 21 votes, 43% like it
Wax cars, paint fences and sand some floors. Now you know karate.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
I followed my dreams and ended up naked at school.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
I'm so optimistic, even my blood type is B positive!
of 22 votes, 32% like it
75% genius, 35% modest, 25% in my maths exam.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
I always go the extra mile, which explains why I'm often late.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Wax cars, paint fences and sand floors. Now you know karate.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
I conduct gardening experiments by trowel and error.
of 10 votes, 50% like it
If you want a double entendre I'll give you one.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
The Thesaurus was the most knowledgeable of all the dinosaurs.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
I like walks in the park, holding hands, sunsets and cliché
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I took the midnight train going anywhere. And now I'm lost.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
A squirrel is just a rat with good PR skills.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
This t-shirt gives me the right to bare arms.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I went to the Kingdom of Narnia and all I got was this T-shirt.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I hate essay questions. Discuss.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I'm all kinds of superlatives...
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I can help lower your cholesterol... by eating all your cakes.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Im bringing sexy back- Ive got the receipt and I'd like a refund
of 25 votes, 28% like it
I am the evil wine baron known as Kaiser Rosé
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Latin for beginners- Carpe Diem: Fish of the day
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Im not as stupid as you look
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I'm available for parties, weddings and barmitzvahs.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
i before e except after c is really weird...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
I'm worried I might be a hypochondriac
of 56 votes, 21% like it
Fruit: Nature's Candy!
of 52 votes, 25% like it
Hello_Bonjour_Guten tag_Ciao_Kon-nichiwa_Hola_Shalom_Ni hao
of 52 votes, 12% like it
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live
of 52 votes, 17% like it
I'm not musical but I can play the fool
of 52 votes, 15% like it
This constitutional T-shirt gives me the right to bare arms
of 44 votes, 18% like it
Sad cows listen to Emoo
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Like Lee Majors and The Hoff, I too run in slow motion...
of 53 votes, 9% like it
I run in slow motion
of 54 votes, 15% like it
Simon says: "Freak out!"
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Less is More* (*Except for Money, Beer and Cakes)
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Necessity is the Mother of Invention. We dont know who the Dad is
of 57 votes, 28% like it
Trust me, I'm a politician...
of 55 votes, 15% like it
i l_ve h_ngm_n
of 55 votes, 31% like it
I'm 99.4% chimp
of 54 votes, 15% like it
Its not me, it's you
of 57 votes, 14% like it
When i grow up, i want to be taller
of 58 votes, 17% like it
* Terms and Conditions may apply
of 56 votes, 20% like it
I did it my way, and look where it got me
of 56 votes, 11% like it
Life is like a box of chocolates- It may contain nuts.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
I got lost in thought once. I didn't get out for days
of 50 votes, 14% like it
BY THE POWERS OF EMO!
of 48 votes, 23% like it
Lover / Fighter (delete as appropriate)
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Captain Subtext knows your thoughts.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Homosapiens are people too
of 39 votes, 26% like it
You're means you are not your.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Does my beer belly look big in this?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
Masochism? Couldn't hurt to try it...
of 37 votes, 19% like it
fatty's need love too...
of 37 votes, 19% like it
I'll do my best but I can't promise anything
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Please don't hit me. I bruise like a peach
of 37 votes, 16% like it
If you can't read this I must be lost
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Beware of spontaneous combustion
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Danger could be my middle name. But that would be silly.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
It was me, I ate all the pies
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Diamonds are forever. But bugger me they're expensive!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Free Tibet! With every car sold today
of 38 votes, 13% like it
The Future's bright. Because the sun will explode.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
I'm unique, just like everyone else
of 37 votes, 19% like it
This machine is emptied daily and never holds more than $5
of 39 votes, 23% like it
money > sense
of 36 votes, 19% like it
The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Been there. Done that. Designed a T shirt
of 24 votes, 4% like it
boo!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Cocked, Locked and ready to Rock
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Cowboy, since 1875
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Damn the man. Save the Empire!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Designerd
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Do not pass GO! Do not collect $200! Go straight to jail!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
EAT MORE FRUIT BITCH!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Enjoy Swearing sensibly
of 47 votes, 6% like it
Every time a bell rings, a Mountie gets his man
of 45 votes, 4% like it
Full of Wit
of 23 votes, 13% like it
go-go-gadget penis
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Got Milk? Got Chocolate? Chocolate Milk!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Guts for garters is a silly idea
of 30 votes, 3% like it
Halleluja for cotton
of 22 votes, 9% like it
I always go the extra mile, which explains why I'm late a lot.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
I always goes the extra mile, which explains why I'm late a lot.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
I ate childs knees whizz purrs
of 30 votes, 3% like it
I like holding hands, walks in the park, sunsets and cliché
of 0 votes, 0% like it
In America a pizza will get to your house faster than a ambulance
of 2 votes, 0% like it
in the world of the mad, the sane man is crazy
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Jesus Love You. In ways he shouldn't.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Johnny sweep the legs
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Lobster Vs Crab. Who would win?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Lose the text...
of 5 votes, 0% like it
No running. No bombing. No petting
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Nobody puts me in a corner
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Only 4% of Americans have passports. Thank God.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
Re-shape whilst damp
of 33 votes, 6% like it
So you're a breast man then eh?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Stand back! Disco in progress
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Thinking with my group hat on
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Whats your favourite Monopoly piece?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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After displaying a keen prowess with a pencil at an early age I always knew I'd be a designer. Or a pencil salesman. Following a disappointing career as a pencil saleman I decided to try my hand at designing.
