keith HERRING
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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what is better than waffles?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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My dog is some kind of cat/pig hybrid.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My kleenex box is my best friend.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Beards are just a home grown face scarf.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Zach Galifianakis is my soul mate.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I want to live in a world where peanut brittle doesn't kill kids.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I want to live in a world where cupcakes are good for you.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not a gold digger, that would imply manual labour.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I wish I were a mermaid, Ariel didn't know how good she had it.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Cold Pizza And Wings, The Breakfast Of Champions!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... I Hate Valentines Day.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Once upon a time... and they all lived happily ever after!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I love shopping and so do my credit cards.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You can tell it's the weekend because I am wearing this shirt.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I love the planet, but I cannot give up aerosol hairspray.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My beard holds many secrets.
of 30 votes, 50% like it
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Fruitcake - the holiday host gift of nightmares.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Nosferatu should really use under eye cream.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I belong to a league of tantrum fighters. AKA The Motherhood.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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professional napper.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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tea time is just a cover for gossiping.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Auto-tune makes everything sound both crazy and awesome.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I told the monsters under my bed to get a life.
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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I wish my childhood toys were half as cool they are now!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I wish my childhood was half as cool as kids have it now!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Let them eat pie!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I have a love/hate relationship with excuses.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Chewing gum may result in sticky situations.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I draw pretty pictures for money.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Campfires are the perfect place for acoustic guitars - kumbaya!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Solution to most world issues - Zombie Outbreak.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Hunger is just your brain and stomach conspiring to make you fat.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Embroidery is my Saturday night. Friday is for knitting.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Ghosts are just people who became more transparent.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I'm in that mood today - this shirt is your first warning.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Dry Erase markers - making brainstorming more fun since 1963.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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You are so gross, it's awesome.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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