Don't EAT MEEEEE!!!!

This is my first submission and I was hoping you guys could votie-voted for it and of course If you have any design/slogan I can voted for it too
Let me what you think
Thanks
FunnyMoney

These aren't about specific slogans by specific people ( cuz that would be mean and junk), about but subjects that really get on my nerves. I'm not really anyone to judge ( since I'm new and such and my slogans aren't that amazing) BUT STILL!


For example (listed in the order of irkness):

- Slogans with strong sexual references ( the Threadless community age starts at 13 y'all)

- BAD pickup lines as slogans

- Slogans that talk about how hot you are or how ugly someone else is. Mean :(

- RANDOM Gibberish ( and I'm talking about stuff that's not even a language)

- Slogans that say "hey this is a slogan!" or "why y'all keep voting down my slogans?" or I wanna win $500"

- Slogans had are over done with no creative twist : About ninjas, zombies and pandas (doesn't bother me that much after the 10,000th time.)
+ AND TWILIGHT! no more Team Edward Shirt plz plz

- Misspelled stuff that looks that you spent 5 seconds on it. Doesn't count if you did it on purpose.


I haven't seen this done by any OSC members or anyone I've talked to on Threadless, its more of the slogans I see on the scoring page that make me GO BANANA's!!!!!

*BTW I use exclamation points Alot.
*Just my opinion, that's all.

Yo yo yo 4 sizzle.
I'm already on here everyday, so I figured why not do something productive? ( besides homework)
I figure I can handle a least one slogan a day, right....hopefully..


Starting November 22, 2009 until November 22, 2010

1/06
1/05
Day 44
Trick questions: when yes isn't an option.
Day 43
Don't call me random, I prefer spontaneous!
Day 42
We could switch places, but I would still be me.
Day 41
Birds attack me when I do the worm.
Day 40
One pack of gum = 20 new best friends.
Day 39
I can teleport, but only to the place I already am.
Day 38
You can't rain on my parade! I have an umbrella.
Day 37
Popcorn is my favorite vegetable.
Day 36
It's free if you don't pay for it.
Day 35
You say "Tomato", I say "No thank you."
Day 34
If I knew where I was going I would be there by now!
Day 33
I want french fries, not a couch potato.
Day 32
This sentence isn't very creative.
Day 31
Adding -ish at the end of a word doesn't make it stylish.
Day 30
Putting -ish at the end of everything does not make it a word.
Day 29
You wouldn't have butterflies if you hadn't ate that caterpillar.
Day 28
You wouldn't have butterflies if you didn't eat caterpillars.
Day 27
Some call it cheating, but I prefer to call it teamwork.
Day 26
If you don't see the point, use a darker pencil.
Day 25
Please leave a message on someone else's phone.
Day 24
You say, "Hello!" I walk away.
Day 23
Counting sheep is so 20th century. It's all about bunnies now.
Day 22
I was trying to concentrate, but then I saw something shiny.
Day 21 *a little late i was at a swim meet all day*
Life is a game we all wish had longer batteries.
Day 20
Why isn't the element of surprise on the periodic table?
Day 19
I couldn't find the right words, so I used the left ones instead.
Day 18
Shadows make me feel really paranoid.
Day 17
My punch lines always give me bruises afterwards.
I'm sorry, I was trying not to listen to you.
I just stare at homework until it makes sense.
Day 16
Don't catch an attitude without proper gloves.
Short-term memory loss is all right until... who ARE you people?
Day 15
The itsy bitsy spider is all grown up now and it wants revenge.
Day 14
The sun brightens my day, but it's never around at night.
I see things when I open my eyes.
Day 13
Running into walls is how I train my brain.
Day 12
Don't ask me questions and expect me to answer them too.
Day 11
Being random is just another way of not making any sense.
Day 10
Exclamation points cannot express the enthusiasm I have right now
Day 9
I'm not quitting, I'm just putting it off for a really long time.
War is like selling yourself a pair of shoes, it makes no sense.
Day 8
Alliteration acts as an amazing alternate to an acrostic.
Watching senseless tv will not make learning go away.
Day 7
I reach new heights by elevator.
Elevators help me reach new heights.
Reindeer are undercover spies for the Easter bunny.
I write letters all the time, but I never get them to make words.
Day 6
When I learned about rainbows, the leprechauns moved their gold.
I write letters all the time, but they never make words.
One man's trash shouldn't be my trash either.
The ideas I think are stupid are the ones everyone likes.
Day 5 (Happy Thanksgiving)
Fractions are always dividing us apart.
Peanut butter and jelly weren't always so close.
Butterflies have wings to get away from crazy people like you!
Day 4
Riding into the sunset kinda hurts my eyes.
On the second day of Christmas, everyone told me to stop singing.
Day 3
Don't trust eggs. They often crack under pressure.
Day 2
The circle of life used to be square.
Day 1
If the words jump off the page, it's probably not a good story.
I'm not weird , just normally challenged ( I fixed it, it was spelled wrong)

Hello! Ello, Hola Hi.

I've submitted about 18 slogans in my first two weeks here. If anyone would check them out and/or give me an opinion of if I have a chance...

I'm trying to raise some money for a trip to Europe this summer for school, and this was the only way besides writing contests that I could think of. Not tryin to get a pity vote but if you like one of the slogans, give them a score.
My Slogans! :)

Thanks!