Trick questions: when yes isn't an option.
of 26 votes, 58% like it
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Don't call me random, I prefer spontaneous!
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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We could switch places, but I would still be me.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Birds attack me when I do the worm.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
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One pack of gum = 20 new best friends.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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I can teleport, but only to the place I already am.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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You can't rain on my parade! I have an umbrella.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Popcorn is my favorite vegetable.
of 29 votes, 52% like it
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It's free if you don't pay for it.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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You say "Tomato", I say "No thank you."
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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If I knew where I was going I would be there by now!
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I want french fries, not a couch potato.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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This sentence isn't very creative.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Adding -ish at the end of a word doesn't make it stylish.
of 44 votes, 41% like it
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Putting -ish at the end of everything does not make it a word.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You wouldn't have butterflies if you didn't eat caterpillars.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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You wouldn't have butterflies if you hadn't ate that caterpillar.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Some call it cheating, but I prefer to call it teamwork.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
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If you don't see the point, use a darker pencil.
of 30 votes, 50% like it
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Please leave a message on someone else's phone.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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You say, "Hello!"
I walk away.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Counting sheep is so 20th century. It's all about bunnies now.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I was trying to concentrate, but then I saw something shiny.
of 29 votes, 52% like it
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Life is a game we all wish had longer batteries.
of 32 votes, 56% like it
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I couldn't find the element of surprise on the periodic table.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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Why isn't the element of surprise on the periodic table?
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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Shadows make me feel paranoid.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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I couldn't find the right words, so I used the left ones instead.
of 30 votes, 50% like it
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I just stare at homework until it makes sense.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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My punch lines always give me bruises afterwards.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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I'm sorry, I was trying not to listen to you.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Short-term memory loss is all right until... who ARE you people?
of 22 votes, 64% like it
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Don't catch an attitude without proper gloves.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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The itsy bitsy spider is all grown up now and it wants revenge.
of 35 votes, 57% like it
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The sun brightens my day, but it's never around at night.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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I see things when I open my eyes.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Running into walls is how I train my brain.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Don't ask me questions and expect me to answer them too.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Being random is just another way of not making any sense.
of 30 votes, 50% like it
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Exclamation points cannot express the enthusiasm I have right now
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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I'm not quitting, I'm just putting it off for a really long time.
of 38 votes, 50% like it
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Watching senseless tv will not make learning go away.
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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Alliteration acts as an amazing alternate to an acrostic.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Reindeer are undercover spies for the Easter bunny.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Elevators help me reach new heights.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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I reach new heights by elevator.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I write letters all the time, but I never get them to make words.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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When I learned about rainbows, the leprechauns moved their gold.
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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One man's trash shouldn't be my trash either.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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The ideas I think are stupid are the ones everyone likes.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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Fractions are always dividing us apart.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Peanut butter and jelly weren't always so close.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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Butterflies have wings to get away from crazy people like you!
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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The circle of life used to be a square.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Riding into the sunset kinda hurts my eyes.
of 50 votes, 66% like it
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On the second day of Christmas, everyone told me to stop singing.
of 51 votes, 69% like it
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Don't trust eggs. They often crack under pressure.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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If the words jump off the page, it's probably not a good story.
of 38 votes, 50% like it
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I'm not weird, just normally challenged.
of 50 votes, 68% like it
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They say junk food can kill me, but not if I eat them first!
of 40 votes, 68% like it
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It's never a good idea to propose with an onion ring.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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I have no problems that require medication.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Charity can start anywhere but here.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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I don't need you for ANYTHING. Except money.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Vampires like rainbows too!
of 46 votes, 43% like it
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Never play hide and seek with a ghost.
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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My version of hide and seek is when you hide and I watch tv.
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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The Earth keeps spinning and it's making me dizzy.
of 49 votes, 45% like it
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I'm going to need you to back up ten thousand feet.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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Happiness is a warm chocolate chip cookie
of 44 votes, 41% like it
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Hold on. I need to consult with my pillow on this.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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I'm not hyper.
I'm not hyper.
I'm not hyper.
I'm not hyper.
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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Lmnop is SO a letter in the alphabet.
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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I could:
A. Do homework
Or
B. Stare at the wall
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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My parents move around a lot, but I always find them!
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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