thedeetzes
aka Paul is a boy, has been a member since October 15, 2009, has scored 3,835 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 34 designs get printed.
I'm not better than anyone else. I just dress like I am.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Someone stole my mood ring and I'm not sure how I feel about that
of 58 votes, 45% like it
When animals attack, play dead. Unless it's a vulture.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
"My Life" takes place in front of a live studio audienc
of 14 votes, 14% like it
If you are what you eat then Voldemort is a unicorn.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
Tweet like nobody's following.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Love like you've never been unfriended.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Dance like the photo's not being tagged.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
bring back the curtsy
of 31 votes, 13% like it
bringing back the curtsy
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Planes always get me high.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Flying always makes me high.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Flying always gets me high.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Stack LEGOs not Type.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Rocket boots are so fly.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I wish I had a master to pick up my waste.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Birds are so fly.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
You can't make peace without all the pieces.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
You can't find peace until you find all the pieces.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Diarrhea ruins everything.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
Everyone needs a copilot.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Bacon, best cooked with your shirt on.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
I find if you don't press play right away there's something on TV
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Pilots are so fly.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Obesity is defined by your snuggie being a tight squeeze.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
I'm lip chap dependent.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
2+4=x
x=useless middleman
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Happy Endings For All!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Life's boring without a submission up for scoring.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
<--- Snow Ball Making Tools --->
of 25 votes, 36% like it
Hand Sanitizer, Exposing cuts you didn't know you had since 1988
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Hand Sanitizer: Exposing cuts you didn't know you had since 1988
of 27 votes, 41% like it
Oh, so I guess you lied in your profile...
of 34 votes, 26% like it
JESUS SAVES a lot of time by not responding to your requests.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
Everything I know about the afterlife I learned from Beetlejuice.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
My life is filmed in front of a live studio audience
of 29 votes, 45% like it
a slogan tee does not an outfit make.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
Don't feed the designers. They work better when they're hungry.
of 24 votes, 54% like it
walking mistake
of 15 votes, 33% like it
You just proved advertising on my chest works!
of 22 votes, 32% like it
not everything comes back in style...
of 21 votes, 33% like it
never cut your own bangs....trust me.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
What is it with you and failure?
of 20 votes, 30% like it
If life gives you AIDS, make Lemon-AIDS.
of 23 votes, 52% like it
I'm gonna let you view me in 3D at no extra cost.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
I consider this consensual.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
I could kick your ass!...at Nintendo...
of 26 votes, 54% like it
I look like our milkman.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
TO DO -
Write crap about vampires and make undeserved millions.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
Im a let you finish but I have one of the best shirts of all time
of 27 votes, 56% like it
No this is not the same shirt, and I resent the accusation!
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Look at you with your fancy "Car Insurance".
of 30 votes, 43% like it
that which does not kill us, makes us stranger.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Darth Vader is Luke's father...there, I just saved you 2 hours.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Gaming widower
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Gaming Widow
of 31 votes, 39% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
After I cook the vegetable, what do I do with the wheelchair?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Any religion where you eat and drink your savior is just weird.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
CMYK vs RGB - battle to the death!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Don't cry...I'm sure you're pretty on the inside.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Enough with the Zombie crap!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
EVERYONE IS SPECIAL which is just another way of saying no one is
of 27 votes, 7% like it
flat as a board and need a screw
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I was promised we'd have flying cars by now.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
I wish chips were packed as tight as pickles.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I'm gonna let you view me in 3D at no extra charge.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
I'm the funniest guy at work.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
In with innies, Out with outies.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
JESUS SAVES a lot of time by not responding to our requests.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
Medical Alert: If found unconscious pay my tab.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Medical Alert: If found unconscious stuff pockets with money.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
never stack type
of 14 votes, 21% like it
No,I don't have any spare change.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
outie belly buttons disgust me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
remember the age u realized u were a nuisance to your parents?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
That's right, jump through the hoop.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Who killed Mr. Burns?
(sorry, this is an old shirt)
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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