I submitted that Stephen Colbert quote "The pen is mightier than the bunker-buster," from the Rolling Stone interview in which one reporter tried to interview Stephen and Jon Stewart at the same time. I don't really think it'll get printed, but I really liked that quote. There's what you do, what other people do, and then there's how you spin what you and other people do, and I'm really starting to believe that the spin is what actually counts. Not in the sense of morally or ethically, but on a day-to-day keeping score basis.

I like to play, "When I was your age" sometimes with people younger than me. When I was your age, there was this thing called the Berlin wall. When I was your age, the eighties were happening for the first time, which is why a lot of people my age seem despairing. Stuff like that.

Good lord. I could've sworn it'd be higher... I feel rather guilty now.