333 im only have the dark
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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AHH FIZZLESTICKS
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Air yo-yo champ
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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alcoholics aren't annoying your b****ing is
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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ANTI-SOCIETY
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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beaver eater
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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bed crapper
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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BEEFCAKES?
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Big beavers poker hole.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Can you hear me smiling?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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CAT POOP
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Cats make funny noises....
IN the MICROWAVE.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Cavemen wore animals!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Chuck Norris abolished slavery.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Chuck Norris is our true lord and saviour
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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CRAP HAPPENS
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Das is not boote.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Das shirt is mine tiel.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Dear Lord plz let me win so i dont have to kill and rob people
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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DILLHOLE
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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discourage inbreeding
BAN COUNTRY MUSIC
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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E-mcHammered
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Evil Minions:
Not always that useful.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fuhker and chucker Lager the best beer around
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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GET FUNKED
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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GOD IS AMERICAN
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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God smoked weed
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Going to work naked Gives "bad hair day" a whole new me
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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HAMBURGLER
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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HATE
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Herb-o-logy 101
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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hippie was so 1970
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hippies are dead
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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hippies hug trees
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Hippies hugging trees since the dawn of LSD
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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hippies natures punching bags
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hippies want your change
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Hitler did some good
1) baked cookies
2) world domination
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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HITLER HAD FEELINGS TOO.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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hungry strikes prove nothing just look at the ethiopians
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I can get away with anything I'm straight up mentally ILL.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I f***king give up
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I found Jesus he was in the trunk when I got back from Vegas.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I got a fever and the only prescription is... More Cowbell!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i hate this voting system
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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I used to pray for a bike.. i stole one and asked for forgiveness
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I was made in a peanut free Factory!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'll be Ho Ho Hoeing these holidays!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a ROCKET MAN
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If car horns sounded like farts they wouldn't make me so mad.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If God is our father then Satan must be or cousin
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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If I inspire you, then your mother must have breast fed you meth!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If only you could be CTRL, ALT, DELETED
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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If Your stump looks small, Shave the forest hiding it!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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In California: By 30, Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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In case of starvation
Eat BIBLE its full of bologney
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It was pickled herring that killed Shakespeare not razorblades.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Its Dulci and Gabbana. HELLO!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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its pajama time
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Its so deep its meaningless
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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its your friendly neighborhood tree hugger
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I`m a Level 7 Imperial Yo-Yo Master
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I`m Afraid of Americans
I`m afraid of the world
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I`m SATANS work of art
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Je Suis le ROBO
ERROR ERROR ERROR.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus didn't play hockey he was forever nailed to the boards.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Jesus didn't walk on water he stepped threw a puddle
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Jesus wasn't crucified, Chuck Norris beat his ass.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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JESUS Wore Fur!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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KENNY 3000
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Kitten Meat?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Lemme pinch your beefcakes
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Middle class hero
broke and hungry
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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MMMMM pudding pop
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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MR. Beaver Eater
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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my cheerios kept saying OOOOOOOOOO!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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my girlfriends shirt reads stop starring at my chest in braille
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My God sits in the back of a limo
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My mom beat up your grandma
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My other ride is your ex
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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my shirt surived the holocaust just to kick Hitler's ass
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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my shirt survived the holocaust just to kick Hitler's ass
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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MY THEETAN LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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my work keeps getting sabotaged by people from the future
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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naked with out my threads
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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never go to bed angry. Stay up later and plot your revenge.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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NEW HIGH SCORE
Does this mean i like broke it or something?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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no one reads these slogans they just vote stupid
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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OH me so
HORNY
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Only Gay Guys wear Pink!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Only Gay guys were pink!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Other
Reality
Chaser
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Parking for drive-thru service only
thank you
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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PAY ME I`M FAMOUS
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Peace love and hugging trees
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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PEOPLE ARE POLUTION
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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pink eye is from the brown eye.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Pistol Pete says Bang bang
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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PPPPPP poke her face
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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RELAX DON'T DO IT.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Remove before microwaving.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Robbing banks all wacked on the scooby snacks.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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salmon attacks on bears are rare.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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save a tree wipe your ass with a hippie
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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screw Jenny Craig use the crystal meth diet.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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SEXTER
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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STAR F**KER
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang bangs
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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sticks and stones may break bones, but guns finish the job.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Stupidity isn't a handicap park somewhere else.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Super Dooper Beat Maker.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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SUPERKALOFRADGOLISTICEXPEALODOCIOUS
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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That's the most Un- American thing I've ever heard
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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THE ALT OF CTRL IS DELETION
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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THE DEALER HAS ARRIVED
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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the devil bought my soul and all I got was this crummy t-shirt
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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The Game genie granted me TOTAL DOMINATION
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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The King Kong Gorilla Dong.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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the tooth fairy likes you or your just mouthy to the right people
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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There's nothing funnier than Pride!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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There's only so many ways i can make love too my hand!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Tom cruise is the next L. Ron
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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truffle shuffler
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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trust in sod-o-me
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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TURD BIRD
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Verbally Constipated
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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VIRGINA
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Want me too F**k
them up?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Want to blow my flesh whistle?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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We're vagetarians.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Who ordered the rectal Ventriloquist?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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why do kamakazi pilots where helmets?
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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why dont witches wear panties?
They stick to the broom better
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Why is there braille on ATM machines?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You can do anything with mushrooms
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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you like teabag chinatown?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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You look like Shirt!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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you look real funny with this hockey stick broken off in your ass
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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YOU WILL EAT THE CAT POOP!!!!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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