I go to bed one night all virginful and everything. Wake up the next morning like any other. Doing the normal everyday thing and while checking my e-mail I find out that I now have STPs!

My mind races about what this could mean for me future. It will certainly affect my purchase of Monday's new tees ... in a good way.

It's a bit unnerving knowing something so significant can occur in one's life and you have no idea who you contracted it from. But above all, I think I will walk with my head a little higher knowing that I'll never be as I once was all because of the act of someone I barely know (and by know I mean only through interwebs).

(P.S. You can reveal yourself if you'd like.) ???