I didn't start the fire
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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It's party time, I'll save the world tomorrow
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Nerds aren't people, they're candy
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Geeks give the best hugs!
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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My cape is at the dry cleaners
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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I've been known to glow in the dark
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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(written blurry) I think you may need glasses
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Most Valuable Pirate
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not making faces, this is just how I look
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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This situation is moderately amusing
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Try not to picture me nude
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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I'm probably not listening to you right now.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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Pirates stole my identity
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Can't sleep, the ninjas will get me.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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My lucky number is irrational.
of 65 votes, 42% like it
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WARNING: You're in range of my Roundhouse Kick
of 72 votes, 26% like it
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Clowns don't scare me. Creepy guys in make-up do.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
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Who needs books, read a shirt.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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Have you seen my monocle?
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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