Jack ass of all trades.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Two annoys make a paranoid . . .
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You really put the annoy in paranoid
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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YES they deserved to die, and I hope they BURN IN HAIL!!!!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You bit off more than you can chew. Now decide: spit or swallow
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt was funnier the first time
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The book that this shirt was based on was a lot better
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I love your personalititties
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I love your body for its personality
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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LOLx2=LMAO
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Did they have to put CTRL+S and CTRL+Z right next to each other?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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we truly regret any inconvenience this t-shirt has caused you
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This is the slogan you wish you would've thought of first
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Well then what time next lifetime?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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In life, you only get one shot. Just ask the magic bullet
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Labor: It really works.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I failed art class when I drew a blank
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Animal the Muppet found dead after massive cocaine overdose
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You're so uni-corny
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I just need to vent so I can cool off
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he couldn't take a yolk
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Labor--it always works.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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You put the "prob" in problem
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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If you get a head of yourself you may make an ass of yourself
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Try to get a head of yourself and you may make an ass of yourself
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Your beats are whack
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Sasquatches like to wear Yeh-tees
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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1 is the only-est number
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Monkey see, Monkey poo . . .
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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How do you know I wore this shirt yesterday too?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Your vistigial tale was a pointless story
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I have a part-time optometrist, that's why I have this monocle
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt also came with a free slogan
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm bringing sexy back, but I lost my receipt.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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F*%k yo QUOTES, nicca! (Rick James)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It took me all day to think of this slogan.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Your humor doesn't make any cents.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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When I draw a blank my art instructor is not a happy camper
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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My middle name is always feeling a little left out
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I know you're starved for affection. Please bare with me.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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We gonna potty like it's your birthday!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Why don't you just CTRL+Z yoself!!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Oh my . . . your designs are so . . . . graphic
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Money doesn't make the world go round, actually it's gravity
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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The shortest distance from one point to another is a wormhole
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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The world is about as flat as time is linear
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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How come all you designers are so graphic??
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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push pins are so tacky
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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It's been years since I've seen you! I guess you peaked early
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You can chicken, but you can't chickout
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If only real life had CTRL+Z
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I brake for road head
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You ate all the microchips and didn't even save me a gigabyte!?
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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What do I look like, some kinda t-shirt for your amusement??
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You kinda had to be there . . .
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I'm not only funny, smart, good looking and witty I'm modest too
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I still can't believe they actually put this on a shirt
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Kilt em!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not a racist, I love to race!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Mona, Lisa, I'm sorry but I just don't Louvre you anymore
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Actions speak louder than words, and you're mumbling.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If I brainwashed you, would you MIND?
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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That's what it's supposed to look like . . .
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If you were a Transformer, you'd be Hawtobot leader: Optimus Fine
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Magnum Condoms: Making regular men feel less adequate since 1978
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't believe in an anthropomorphic, cartoon version of God
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This t-shirt slogan was a funnier idea when I was high
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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There's no eye in team, I guess you just can't see that
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I just stole your slogan and worded it a little differently.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you were a Transformer you'd be the Seducticon leader, Megaraw
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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To skeet, or not to skeet; that is the question
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I see you found my stash.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You made me forget what I was about to say . . .
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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You made me forget what I was about to say . . .
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Don't mess with Frankenberry, he means cereal business
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Zombieeyatch!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This is my new shirt so I'm trying not to wear it out
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I know I told you to go to hell but where in the hell did you go?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I have a lot of time on my hands because I wash them with clocks.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Don't hate the player, hate the lame.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I work for Double Agent Magazine. I'm the illest traitor.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Sometimes all you need is for somebody to be leavin' you.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Me so corny, me love you wrong time
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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WWJHO?: What Would Jesus Hate On?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I didn't know you were half Sexican
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Laid in China.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I got 99 problems, but this shirt ain't one
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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The Swagganator absolutely WILL NOT STOP, until you are def
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Whose bakin? I thought the Swine Flu . . .
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I can't understand your writing, your accent is too thick
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I see you hatin.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I am very skilled at typed sound effects *ski-THUK-chikka-THUK*
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Ok, Doc . . . . I see how you operate.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Don't worry, that apple tree is all bark no bite
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not really Feelin Delphia
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am clicking ruthlessly
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Anagraham Crackers: A Graham Racer Snack
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt is tight, both figuratively and literally . . .
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You must've accidentally pressed the wrong button
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of attention?
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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There's a crack in your pipe, and Edward Furlong smoked it.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Monday, I'll have the money on Monday
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My imagination always keeps it real
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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How many d*cks does it take to get to the center of a blow job?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I think you lost your imagination . . . and I found it
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Blow Pops are for suckers.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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Don't blame me for your sh*tty childhood
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You don't get this shirt cuz you obviously have no sense of humor
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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This shirt is made from 90% post-consumer sarcasm
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Nobody told me there was a dress code tonight
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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If loving you is right, I don't want to be left
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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This shirt might not be funny, but at least your face still is
of 14 votes, 57% like it
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Condoms: making sex less pleasurable since 1800
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I just used reverse psychology on me
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Goddam I hate the band Creed.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This t-shirt comes in extra witty, too
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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You really put the @$$ is associate
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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My shirt can beatbox watch: THOOM-chikka-THOOM-chik-THOOM-ski-BOP
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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*Ska-dummm-KISH!*
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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There's a crack in my tectonic plate and it's San Andrea's fault
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Oh, you said bailout? I guess I'll put my balls away now
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I is a fool
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I have long balls.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I have many layers that must be peeled away (then rasterized)
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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There's a crack in my tectonic plate, and it's all your fault.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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The T-shirt: PART 1 . . . see back for the sequel!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I bought this z-shirt just to be different
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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This is a phat tee to go with my skinny jeans
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Less is mohawk
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Kanye West=Swanky Tee (anagram)
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I have many layers that must be pulled away and rasterized
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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your wordplay is not much fun
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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no pic, no dik
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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you'd better pay your tacks bill before they put it in the paper
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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No, this isn't the shirt I borrowed from you
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I wanna make bi-racial children with you.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You really take the cake . . . and I was planning on eating that
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My fun is da mental
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I don't find your bone humerus
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I see you received your some are tacks bill
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your mom is a catchy slogan!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I poke too much smot.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Time is money, and I'm running super late
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I heard your kitty littered but nobody's purrfect
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not cynical, I'm just a part-time optimist
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I see you pressed the sleezy button
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Only 11% voted for this slogan but they still printed it
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Wanna get together and text people tonight?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I think my shirt likes your shirt; they should go out sometime
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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But I voted for your slogan :~(
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you don't get this joke, you're pretty much just stupid.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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homorobotic
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Another hey another holler
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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A bra ham linkin.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I see you undressing me with your eyes, pretending to read this
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Money stalks.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Slogan steady wins the race . . .
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I didn't even vote for my OWN slogan
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a vaginatarian; I eat fish
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am a walking motivational poster :~i
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Your Plastisol crack is showing
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Got my mind on my funny and my funny on my mind
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Don't HATE, ILLUSTRATE.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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With hard work and dedication, you'll probably still die poor
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I'm not cynical, I just hate life.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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You're the reason abortion is legal
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Archeologists dig me.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Insecurity Guard.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm a walking advertisement
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Don't pretend like you're just trying to read my shirt
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm saving my best slogan for a different t-shirt
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I should pry clean my dirty mind, but then I'd be brainwashed
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Strippers: the other white meat
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Does not wordplay well with others . . .
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Merry Muthaf*%kin Xmas: I'm a gangsta wrapper
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I can count all the way to seventeen-thirty
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Now I sea you're just effing with me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Clever slogans always witch swords around
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If I had 4 quarters, could I change your mind?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Pop Sculpture
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I saw your slogan doing nasty, freaky things with my slogan
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Take the worth of your dreams minus the cost of your desire
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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E'ryday I'm sloganin'
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I think you took a long trip on a short bus
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This t-shirt has it all, including self-referential humor
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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We are GOD's RECREATION
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm sure your slogan is much more clever and witty.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Your mom tastes just like chicken.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so in Less Than sign, 3 with you
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If God loves ugly, you must be his favorite.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt has the funny slogan you wish you thought of first
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Pretentious Designers Xing.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If I were a cigarette I'd be laughing my ash off.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This is the sh*ttiest wirt I own!!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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what kind of bullshirt is this??
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What would Bejeezus do?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I have a double entendre, would you like me to give it to you?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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your driveway needs to be retard.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Can't believe you retard!! wasn't the first tard enough??
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Lol@mytshirt
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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it smells funny in here. Someone light an incense of humor.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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It didn't really LOL, it was more like a chuckle under my breath
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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somebody call tech support . . . my Youtube is down again
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Get your hands off me, you damn dirty GRAPE!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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so you have 5,234 Facebook friends; any REAL ones?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Did you remember to ctrl+alt+delete the door at home?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Barack Obama would call you a jackass too
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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oh, a tough guy huh? Try saying that to my Facebook Status!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I tried calling you, but I guess you don't have call hating.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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You can stop looking for your girlfriend now, she's with me.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'll pop a CAPSLOCK in yo @$$
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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While I'm in this meeting, please hold all my balls.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If your face was a book, I'd rather be illiterate
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Why slogan when you could fastgan?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I have a package for you to stimulate alright . . .
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm the perfect gentleman. I would NEVER call a b!tch a ho
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Pretentious Artists Xing
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Kanye West thinks this is the greatest shirt of all time!!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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You should be an INSECURITY gaurd; you need constant reassurance
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm now a part of this complete breakfast . . .
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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