If we were all puzzle pieces it would be really easy to fit in.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My other face has a mustache on it
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Theoretically speaking, it's just a hypothesis.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Run Usain run!!!!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Run cross country team run!!!!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Run woods run!!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Run, track team run!!!!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If you were a puzzle piece it would be really easy to fit in.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If you see Kay, say hi.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Chivalry isn't dead!! But it's not alive either.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If you're a puzzle piece it's really easy to fit in.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Speed up slower!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Slow down faster!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Arctic birds are peng-WINS!!!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Nice shirt-NOT- 'tis I who has the nice shirt.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If only, if only this shirt had a witty slogan.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Most of my cliches aren't original.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Only SOME of my cliches are original.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Werewolves are people too. They just eat others and have fangs.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Dont fool with the cool
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Metaphorically speaking, that's a similie.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Unicorns are just horses with a point
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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Your voice is annoying... but tolerable.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Yes I'm bipolar. East AND West. Jealous?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Yeah I'm bipolar. north AND south.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Yeah I'm bipolar. North AND south that's right.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Facepalm time
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Everything I've ever learned I learned from a witty t-shirt.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Everything I've ever learned I learned from a witty t-shirt.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If my shirt was a car my words are the inspiring bumper sticker
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My friends aren't imaginary just transparent and selectively mute
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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My friends aren't invisible, just see through.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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2 horse open sleighs are twice the fun!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Is your dollar laced with any illegal drugs? Well... mine is.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Christian side hug time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Winkie winkie chocolate Twinkie.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Ringer ringer raspberry Zinger
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Thanks for reading this. P.S., nice drivers license photo.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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U didnt punch me and I didnt walk into ur fist. It walked into me
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Drama. It makes every thing more exciting.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I haven't a blue's clue!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not clumsy. I just fall and bump into things alot.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Extreme hula hooper.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Thanks for reading this. P.S., your wallet is empty.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Without sarcasm people would think I care.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Caution: Strong Language used. Viewer discretion is advised.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I can see my house from up here!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Insert flashdrive here.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Me like speaking in third person.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Give into sin, sleep in late.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hey you, yeah you, read my shirt.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you tell me the answers I'll let you copy my homework.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Why use sticks and stones? Use cinderblocks and 2x4s.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Nobody... NOBODY... on Earth is more modest than ME!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't drive me crazy. I can walk there.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Why use sticks and stones? Use bricks and 2x4s.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Under House Arrest. (You didn't see me here)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Four out five people think the fifth person is an idiot.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. therefore, I'm perfect.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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If you run out of sick days call in dead.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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The village called. They're missing their idiot.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I always wanted to procrastinate. I just never get around to it.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Remember half of the world is below average. You are 1 of them.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and plan your revenge.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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My shirt thinks I'm smart.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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This shirt is harmful when swallowed.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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[Place stains here]
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Finish reading the shirt so I can leave already!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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[Place pocket protecter here]
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Cemeteries are so popular people are just dying to get.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I would ask your opinion but then I'd have to pretend to listen.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I want to be a REAL Italian. Like Mario or Luigi.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Phobias are scary.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Someday my head will fit my body!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You broke the needle on the moron meter this time.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Lizard poisons Spock, rock crushes lizard, Spock vaporizes rock.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Are these letters words yet?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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For a witty slogan... press 1. for cake... press 2. For hugs 3.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I thought we did it for the show!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I know balloon boy.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The '80s are sooo 1739.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Only wear with skin tight jeans.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I hope a scarf covers up these words.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not narcissistic. Just full of myself.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not narcissistic. Just full of myself.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Dont you dare give me bunny ears.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why does this shirt have writing on it?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If zombies attack Earth... your getting eaten first.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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just pretend this shirt has a collar.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My shirt doesnt have a collar so Im just gonna pop yours ok.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I dont lie. I just dont tell the truth.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm on team... what's it called? Oh well. The one with the guy.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Dont be a dum-dum. Eat smarties.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Yeah i have a cape. You jealous yet?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'll invent candy corn. Wait! Candy peas or beets! Yeah... beets
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so cool i have my own language. Krojhhskhj shnrihn laagtyu nk
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm 99% fat free...
ok... 27%
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why do the good always die so... old.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Vampires are just camera shy.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Whats career does salt have? He's just as good as Pepper.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Muffins are poser cupcakes.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The internet is closed. Thats why I'm on the roof.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Chalk is only good for outlining bodies.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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CHOKE ON THAT SUCKA!!!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Im hungry like the wolf.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I know Charles Trippy AND ShayCarl
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Big cheeses need big chips too.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Guns dont kill people, people with mustaches do. STAY AWAY!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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It's as easy as 1...5...9? OK! It's hard.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fluffee talks and I listen.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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wat about facespace,mybook,myface,spacebook,or bookmyfacespace?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The purpose of this experiment is to determine how cool I am.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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i thought this was a game show!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Youre french onion dip.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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im not a nerd dude. nerds are smart.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Dont you hate carpet stores that charge for the underpadding?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hey. yes I'm single. No I wont go out with you.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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you suck. 'nuff said
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Mine is danger dude but hes a dog
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Why does danger dog mean more to me than school or church?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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hey google. facebook my myspace yahoo.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I could defeat u if it came to a physical confrontation.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Why are you yelling?! Im right here just text me!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Emos need love.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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im not wrong. I think id know if i was wrong.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I like bushes cause dont have thorns unless they do this 1 did ow
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Nutty Fudgekins
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Crapcastic
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Never say never. GASP!! I just said it!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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No pressure! PRESSURE!!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Beating up the mascot is funny but not allowed. Unless u want to.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Get that weak stuff out of my kitchen!!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Coughing. The new sneezing.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My Mom Thinks I\'m AWESOME!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My other horse is a mustang.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The little b!tch shot me!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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redheaded daddy is angry daddy.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Try to keep your pants ON this time.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Its lik Silence Of the Lambs!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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That's Latin for Suck It!! You Lose!!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It can't be posible to be as stupid as you.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Who do counslers see if they need counseling? Same with doctors.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Awkward silences are well... AWESOME!!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Do not enter! Or do. I'm a shirt not a cop.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Will there be a new navy?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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What are these letters?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Why apple turnover? I dont want to turn it over.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I have to powder my nose.FYI... Thats girl talk for bathroom.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Push the fkn button!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I saran rap.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Why not mercury fly trap?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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There- a flu!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Im too cool to blog. I vlog.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Hootie blows fish
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Vikings are fluffy like kitties.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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hiccup is a funny word
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I make buckteeth work.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Do you agreeto the Legal Terms? Huh? Do ya? I do.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I agree to the Legal Terms. (Not)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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If you see a dinosuar outside your window, hes mine. Names George
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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XYZ dude. XYZ.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Its not fkn polite to fkn swear.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Worst Sentence EVER!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Worst Words EVER!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I dont speak english.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Cheat codes make everything better.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Darting. The new fleeing.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Screw Edward and Jacob. I'm on team Awesome.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Witty slogans since '93.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Monsters under the bed are my breakfast.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Little geckos named named Geico are ladies men.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Is 1 out of 10 questions correct good? I failed the math test.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Rockin the casbah since '93
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I LIKE TO ENUNCIATE!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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SCARIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD,
GRANDPA IN THONG,
UR FACE,
U.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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SCARIEST THINGS IN THE WORLD,
GRANDPA IN THONG,
UR FACE.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Near-death experience:
Lookin at your face.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Eat or be eaten. I'd rather eat, but., that's just me.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Po-tay-to, po-tah-to, to-may-to, to-mah-to, failed, didnt pass...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Randomness is cool-POTATO.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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There is no "I" in team but there is in injury.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm gonna cuss you out cuz it's fun.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Catsup or Ketchup? HHMM... This is hard...
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dont be so embarrased. I outsmart everybody. It happens.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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losers sck cuz they lost not won
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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you will go easy on me cuz i wanna win. i wont go easy cuz i win!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Tornados are just unloved storms
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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im not shirtless. its just invisible.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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zombies are cool till they eat your brains or in this case brain
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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stereotype sound cool. but they arent.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Pretty cool words right. i know. dont get jealous.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i know i look like im listening but you should know im not. duh!!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i know i look like im listening but you should know im not.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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sreaming and yelling is nothing other than loud speaking
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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old people are technologically devanced. we are way to advanced.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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facebook. the old people myspace and twitter. too bad i dont care
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Typing is exercise. if i need 30 min. i dont need it for a week!!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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you say tomato i say shut up! nobody cares what you say!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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im hiding in plain sight thats why you think you can see me.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Fonzy was nicer.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Clod and Veeter were more understanding.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Can you make the voices stop? Shut Up! Sorry, MAKE THEM STOP!!!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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think with your dipstick... jimmy
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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thats my property too moron.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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raisins should stay away from cookies completly.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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my evil twin burnd down your house honest. and your gas station
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i can stop using sarcasm whenever i want. i just choose not to
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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tights on guy are scary.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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bye poor house i'm rich. hello again.
i went bankupt 3 sec. ago
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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pinnochio has a hard life.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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reality sucks. thats why i play rpg
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Gitchee gitchee goo means absolutley nothing.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i'm a go go boy, just like a girl but ugly.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Your face is irrelevent.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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welome to the bears cave. not the chicago bears moron.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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homer simpson 101.
if u are here then u are an idiot.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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procatinators. they... ill finish 2morrow.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i'm finished with my list for today (nothing) time to start stuf
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a buisness man.
what about u? on second thought i don't care
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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2 muffins are in an oven. Wait, why only 2? Make it 30. yeah. YUM
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I like when people get hurt. It makes me laugh.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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if u can bark than u are part dog.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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comedy 101.
if you're in this class then your not funny.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The funniest thing in the world is a dog eating peanut butter
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Comedy is the art of thinking you are funny but in reality. NOT!!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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not
even
really
dorky
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Dear Kanye,
I- Wait! I'ma let you finish but texting is better!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Time to squeeze the lemon. OW! I got it in my eye. Lemonade hurts
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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killing 101.
if you can read this u are next.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Every
Villan
Is
Lovable
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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become evil we have a great laugh.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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join the darkside we got fudge
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Evil clowns rule.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Note to occupent: Wash Shirt Often.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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if u can read this then u just got divorced
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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never trust a clown with green hair and a purple suit
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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if u can read this then u just learned to read.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You and smart are oxymorons. just like your face and attractive!!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You and smart are oxymorons.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Got room for the internet? I do.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Endorse things you love. Like I do. Words.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Paranoia sucks.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I like when you are QUIET!!!!!! Also, EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I like to CENSORED. Why did it CENSORED. GEEZ!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Im not mean. Just not nice.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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No glove no snowball fight.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Sarcasm sucks. (That was sarcasm).
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It wasnt homocide. It was pesticide.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I didnt kill him. I murdered him.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Woodchippers are cool.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Annoying me ends your life.Got it?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Are YOU talking to ME? Are YOU talking to ME? O sorry i cant hear
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I got owie.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Witty t-shirts are axezome. Like me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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These things are words.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When in doubt... think about slogans.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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We are exactly alike only not at all the same.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I can't haz cheezburger. I lactose intolerant. =(
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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When there's fog everyone's head is in the clouds.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I like when you are far away.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Jello is jiggly.=)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Words are cool. They are how I express myself.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This used to be a funhouse. But now the evil clowns are gone. =(
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I will see your face in my nightmares. Im staying up 4 ever.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Imagine a my grandma in a thong. Finally you shut up. Hello?...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm right. Right? Duh... I think.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Hate is mean word. Strongly dislike is not any better.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Jaguar Forest is cooler than Tiger Woods.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Blood or red paint? Dead or not alive anymore?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If you are reading this shirt... good for you.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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WTF? Where's the fudge?
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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It's a verb. To shank.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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