*Giggles with glee* I've always wanted a Shiba Inu. It looks like some crazy hybrid between a fox and a dog. Well, whatever it is, I want that dog and I want it NOW!

If you over-night it to me via Fed-Ex, I promise to take good care of it, you know, like showing it off at all the dog parks hereabouts and make the owners of less spectacular and less cute dogs feel insecure about themselves as pet owners, and not dress it up in silly, ill-fitting, miniaturized tacky replicas of people clothes.