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Ma Bell
aka Janet is a girl, has been a member since September 17, 2009, has scored 56,619 submissions, giving an average score of 2.26, helping 533 designs get printed.
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My life goal is to win the lottery
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Remember me. I may need an alibi later.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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I don't care about the consequences. I want a cat with thumbs!
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Giving the cat coffee was a bad idea.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Gamer Inside
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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My body is a work of art... in progress.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Wednesday's Shirt
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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Smile. You Are Loved
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Spoiler Alert: And They Lived Happily Ever After.
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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Tipping: Not just for cows anymore
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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Hand over the eggnog and nobody gets hurt
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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A lump of coal doesn't seem like such a bad present after all
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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(Onesie) Sleep is for the weak
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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(Onesie) The monster under my bed reads me bedtime stories
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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Surrender now and you will be given milk and cookies!
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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They will regret assimilating me
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Don't save the special things for later. Right now is special.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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My career path has taken a u-turn... back to Sesame Street.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Made in America. Thanks Mom & Dad
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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You don't see the other omnivores worrying about what they eat.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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Be vague if you can't be kind.
of 27 votes, 52% like it
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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
of 30 votes, 60% like it
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When is it okay to smack someone with a dead flounder?
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Cookie for your thoughts.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I cut the legs off my bed so the monsters can't get me.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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It's all fun & games til there's a mouse in the elephant tent
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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It's all fun and games til someone gets stuck on the ceiling fan
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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EARTH
A great place to live
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Babies) I look just like my daddy… bald.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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(Baby T)I think I'm going to like this thing called birthday cake
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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(Onesie) Chip off the ole motherboard
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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(Onesie) Love: When mommy tucks me in at night with a kiss
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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(Onesie) om nom nom nom
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Back to school commercials still depress me.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Before fire there was no pizza
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Closet Naughty
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Don't Play Mad!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Don't save the special things for later
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I attend the University of Life Experience
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I could be a ninja but I don't want to
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I get all my antioxidants from chocolate
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I scream. You scream. We all scream without our morning coffee.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I wish the ice cream truck would come to my office.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I'll be Frank. You be Annette.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm tired of limes and coconuts
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've been naughty. I need the coal.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If my head is spinning it means the coffee has kicked in.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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If you didn't vote I don't want to here any complaints
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Imagine... there was no bacon
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's not worth playing if you have to cheat.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Keep it up you'll be on a milk carton
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Maybe you're here just to serve as a warning to others.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Moms say wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a truck. WHY
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My body is a work of art.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My body is a work of art. I didn't say it was a masterpiece.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My other vehicle is a dragon
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Nothing surprises me anymore. I have cats.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Pardon me while I slip into something with less pet hair
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Philosophizing = Drunk Speak
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Reality Overload
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Retired (Ruler of the World)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Returning to College is like being subjected to all day meetings
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Smile if you know what a Hippity Hop is :D
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Soup for the soul. Coffee for everything else.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Sticks and Stones can break my bones… or make a sweet fire pit
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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That'll do robot. That'll do.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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The dark side stole the cookies I just baked.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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The More I Know The More I Owe
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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There is no monster under my bed. He's in the kitchen right now.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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True Love is when your dog greets you at the door... with a beer.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You can have my fifteen minutes of fame
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You have an answer for everything, don't you?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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