booger off!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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consumer.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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i play bass, air-guitar.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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air-guitar tribute band.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Horcruxes limit my potential.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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personality template.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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suspend disbelief.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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altruistically naive.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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philosophically phat.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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vaguely foxy.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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had a pretty good 1992.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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happiness is available at the mall.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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trying to impress him or her.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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options: talk. listen. ignore. tickle.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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buying things helps me forget i'm boring.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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plausible.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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feel the realism.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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my life as a SIM.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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it's ok, i have life insurance.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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WOOO!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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FOREVER FRUTIGER!
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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!¡!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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no whammies. no whammies. no whammies. no whammies... STOP!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Z-Ray: Like an X-Ray, just two better.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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looking forward to the future.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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female.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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areola.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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googled
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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in the running.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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F!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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celebrated pooper.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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avoiding the noid.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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avoid the noid.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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text message
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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text messaging.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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warning: psychological nudity
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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idle hands spend time at the genitals.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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here to steal your pornography.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Here I am, Rock You Like a Hurricane.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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it's not a horse, it's a hornless unicorn!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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looking forward to yesterday.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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keeping up with yesterday.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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t yp e set t e r.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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steamy meats
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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eskimo.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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cablinasion-ish-y.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Book 'em, Danza.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Holy (whatever), Batman!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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World's Greatest 3rd Runner-Up
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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It's like all Burt Reynolds and shit.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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