I'm a classically trained fine artist who has spent the better half of my life studying and perfecting the techniques of the old masters. Unfortunately, due to a minor bout of amnesia brought on by a bizarre accident involving a microwave oven and a can of aerosol squeeze cheese, all knowledge of this craft is but a mystery to me and I have been reduced to doodling cartoons. Alas, I have taken my knack for spitting out silly little drawings and run with it.