So I'm a natural blond and don't have the capability of growing a nice, big ol' beard. I have some burns but, dude, nothing compares to a nice lumberjack. My birthday's coming up. I'll be 18. Maybe someone will send me a the gift of facial hair. That would be the birthday ever!

And I'm totally buying this shirt. I've seen this style before. With boobs as well as smiley faces. This is a good version of a classic. Way to go Jeremy Piatt.