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bengineer
bengineer aka Benjamin Schmitt is a 20.4 year old boy, has been a member since August 24, 2009, has scored 12,829 submissions, giving an average score of 2.58, helping 236 designs get printed.
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URL: http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=bengineer
AIM: bensch91
Monsters? It's the alarm clock i'm afraid of!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
He who lives in a glass house shouldn't watch dirty movies.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
Life: it may cause death
of 30 votes, 50% like it
For bees, time is honey.
of 27 votes, 52% like it
I tried to swallow my pride and now it's stuck in my throat...
of 25 votes, 48% like it
My dad's bigger than yours!
of 23 votes, 30% like it
We stole all your shirts. You'll have to wear the lousy one.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
Zombies love to eat out. From your head.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
I'll stick with letting my feet do the walking...
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Honey - sweet creamy bee puke.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
Pirates can't harm me as i'm protected by my copyright laws.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Turns out I CAN'T do whatever I want...
of 33 votes, 33% like it
I'm protected by international copyright laws.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
I told you: It was my evil twin!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
100 % copyrighted material
of 25 votes, 44% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Don't judge me by the color of my shirt!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Get Lost in Space!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
He who lives in a glass house better has good insurance...
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I'm cold-blooded. Please help regulate my body-heat by hugging me
of 23 votes, 13% like it
If you like this shirt, please put me in your will.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
May contain or even be nuts
of 20 votes, 20% like it
May contain, be, or drive you nuts.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
My dad is sooo much stronger than yours!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Pretty awesome, ain't it?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
The music I listen to only plays in my head.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
This doesn't gain transparency by being stared at.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Warning! May contain traces of guts.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
You can easily start your own religion by worshipping me!
of 17 votes, 18% like it

Check me out, I got printed!



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Nice scores:

Almost There... - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Around the World in 73 Stamps - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More20,000 Leagues Over the Sea: A Space Oddity - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Ancient Geeks? - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Thank you nichole (ratkiss)!




My name is Benjamin (or Benni).
I'm a high school student from Berlin.
I like all colors, they just need to match the theme and each other ;) If you can't think of any:
red, blue, yellow, green.
My favourite animals are monkeys, jerboas, raccoons and sloths.
I like parkour, basketball, swimming, canoeing and biking.
I play the piano and design things on the computer, not only on threadless, also for my family's tea shop (i like tea). I have 2 little sisters, ages 16 and 8. I like photography and i'm a vegetarian. I love spaghetti, pizza, quiche and anything with melted cheese in/on it. I love movies and have a huge tv. my favorite tv shows are scrubs, futurama, family guy, american dad and dexter and lost. i also like indie & rock music and writing (i write for my school magazine, too). I wanna be a journalist. I think I'm gonna study abroad (i'm german) - maybe in Chicago - but i'm not sure yet. I love reading. My advanced courses in school are political science and german.

My email address: benji(dot)berlin(at)web(dot)de

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