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Disgruntled_Pacifist
aka Dennis -I Throw Pooh At Fans- Leask is a 36.21 year old boy, has been a member since August 19, 2009, has scored 4,656 submissions, giving an average score of 3.62, helping 99 designs get printed.
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I Don't "Get" Sarcasm
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I got laid in Hawaii (and they gave me a flowery necklace too!)
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Zeta Dog
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Zeta Male
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Aspiring Retiree
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Ogres Like Getting Swamped
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Zombie Doctors always try their patients
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Nepotism. It Runs in the Family.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Last survivor of the scissor relay team
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Vampires start their days just like us, with a cup of Joe.
of 52 votes, 38% like it
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Ignited with Chemistry, Made by Biology, Delivered by Physics
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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When I Raise My Arms This Becomes a Y-Shirt
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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Following Your Followers Will Keep You Running In Circles
of 66 votes, 29% like it
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Go Ahead and Pray to Your Athiest Gods!
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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My Car Runs on Recycled Dinosaurs
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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Everything is Less Threatening in Gummy Form
of 67 votes, 49% like it
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My Driving Skills are Hit and Miss
of 66 votes, 41% like it
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I'm only a crastinator, I keep putting off going pro
of 90 votes, 53% like it
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A smart cookie is never eaten
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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Ignore the stains, they're part of the design
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Good luck getting an infinite number of monkeys to type
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Nerd today, Kazillionaire tomorrow
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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I don't take notes, I make them
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Light bulbs are always getting screwed
of 28 votes, 57% like it
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Abridged, to make a long story short
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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Once upon a time, long, long ago, far, far away, stuff happened
of 29 votes, 62% like it
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Even Darwin can't explain a Platypus
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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Cubists were never that well rounded
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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As Featured on Wikileaks!
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Mosquitoes, Not as Cool as Vampires
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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My Country Went to War and All They Brought Back was this Debt
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Procrastinate: Always on the Top of my Chore List
of 23 votes, 57% like it
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With Bubble Gum, and a Plasma Torch, I can Break out of anywhere!
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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There's No Monster Under my bed, Just a Family of Dust Bunnies
of 22 votes, 59% like it
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Often Imitated, Never Cloned
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Going Viral has Become an Epidemic
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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In a lollipop factory a sucker is born every minute
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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Cavemen Always Scored When They Went Out Clubbin'
of 46 votes, 61% like it
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I only use my superpowers to amuse myself
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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I'm Ripped (This Shirt Holds me Together)
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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I don't mince words, I blend'em
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Not Just Another Beut... Buet... Pretty Face.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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What Do Unemployed Mimes Say? Anything They Want
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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Mimes Don't Believe in Free Speech
of 39 votes, 59% like it
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My Perfection is Tainted by my Enormous Ego
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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Life: How much frickin' lemonaide do you want me to make?
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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Bedside Lamp Seeking One Nightstand
of 35 votes, 51% like it
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Dictionaries Define Me
of 36 votes, 58% like it
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Tractor Beams are not as dangerous as they sound.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Dangerously Decaffeinated
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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I Love Double Entendrés (if you know what I mean)
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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I Spent Two Weeks in a Castle, But it Felt Like a Fort-night
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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Life Gives Poets Oranges
of 33 votes, 58% like it
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I'm Not Needy, I'm Wanty
of 45 votes, 69% like it
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My Favourite Greek Dessert is Pi
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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The Dinosaurs Died For Our Greed
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Elbow Deep in Shirt
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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Emos: Taking the "A" out of Apathetic
of 39 votes, 54% like it
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Coffee: The Only Known Cure for Zombieism.
of 42 votes, 52% like it
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Brighten Up! The light at the end of the tunnel is solar powered.
of 43 votes, 58% like it
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If It's Written in the Stars, They Forgot to Connect the Dots.
of 59 votes, 59% like it
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I'm no Genie, but if you wish to live, don't rub me the wrong way
of 62 votes, 65% like it
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It's Not Casual Day, I'm Unemployed.
of 65 votes, 69% like it
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Insult: Injury's Favourite Seasoning.
of 61 votes, 67% like it
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I Quit Smoking Cold Turkey, Now I Smoke Salmon.
of 58 votes, 69% like it
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Tetris: The Building Blocks Of My Gaming Addiction
of 58 votes, 71% like it
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Zombies Start Their Day Just Like You, With a Cup of Joe
of 62 votes, 68% like it
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I Don't Skip to the Loo, I Kinda Shuffle Uncomfortably
of 54 votes, 67% like it
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Don't Skip to the Loo, You May Have an Accident
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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I Wish My English Teacher Believed a Picture was Worth 1000 Words
of 59 votes, 73% like it
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My Appendix is not Useless,it's Where I Keep My Extra Information
of 49 votes, 65% like it
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My Secret Identity is Protected by Copyright Laws
of 57 votes, 68% like it
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Stepping on Cracks has no Bearing on Your Mother's Back Health
of 46 votes, 57% like it
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All the Aliens I Know Are Really Down to Earth
of 52 votes, 69% like it
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Zombie Popularity is Inversely Proportionate to Zombie Attacks
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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If I'm the Bread Winner, This is a Lousy Contest
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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Pants May Contain Traces of Nuts
of 44 votes, 57% like it
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Before Popeye, Olive Oil was Extra Virgin
of 56 votes, 63% like it
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Filling a Barrel With Monkeys is Just Cruel
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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Ask Me About My Complex Diabolical Scheme for World Domination
of 48 votes, 71% like it
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I Know All The Words in Every Song, Just Not in Order
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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The Voices in my Head Just Finished a Wicked Guitar Solo
of 52 votes, 73% like it
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The Paper Shredder Ate my Homework
of 51 votes, 76% like it
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"It's All Greek to Me" --- Plato
of 38 votes, 58% like it
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Newton's 2nd Law of Gravity: Don't Sit Under Bowling ball Trees
of 38 votes, 58% like it
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I Have a Chip on My Shoulder (and Salsa on my Sleeve)
of 46 votes, 70% like it
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In My Previous Life I played on a Harder Level.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
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Life is Hard, Choose the Easy Level.
of 46 votes, 72% like it
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It's Got to Be 5:00 Somewhere (4:30 in Newfoundland)
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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What Happens in N36.1°-W115.2° Stays in N36.1°-W115.2
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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I Only Send Chainmail to Dragon Slayers
of 50 votes, 66% like it
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Eye Patch, Peg Leg, Hook; You're Not a Pirate, Just Clumsy!
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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I Want to Join the Optimist Club, But I Doubt They'll Have me.
of 52 votes, 67% like it
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Uranus: The Butt of Cosmic Jokes
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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When I Raise My Arms this Magically Becomes a Y-Shirt
of 67 votes, 72% like it
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Carrots, Broccoli and Soy Beans Agree; Vegetarians Suck!
of 57 votes, 63% like it
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Nobody is Kung Fu Fighting Anymore
of 64 votes, 75% like it
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When the Wing Fell Off We Understood the Gravity of the Situation
of 50 votes, 68% like it
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Astrophysics Makes the World Go Round
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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Mosquitos, Not as Cool as Vampires
of 64 votes, 69% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
''Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?" ---"STOP"
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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''I've Been Mugged!'' Exclaimed the coffee.
of 62 votes, 39% like it
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A Lullaby About a Baby Falling Out of A Tree Gave me Nightmares.
of 38 votes, 68% like it
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All I Ever Hear Through the Grapevine is Whine
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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All the Naysayers are Getting Hoarse
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Bears are Adorable, until they eat you.
of 21 votes, 67% like it
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celebrate irrelevance
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Clowns Are the Reason that I am not sane
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Digital Photography; splicing memories since 1990
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Dogmatic: Not a Robot Pet
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Dogs Don't Like Fetch, They Hate Littering.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Hate me Because I'm Modest
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Don't Mess With Me, I'm in a Virtual Gang (We Call it a Guild)
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Dreams No Longer Accept My Reality Checks
of 68 votes, 43% like it
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Earthquakes are not my fault
of 53 votes, 57% like it
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Everyone Dances to a Different Beat, Mine's Irregular and Clumsy
of 20 votes, 65% like it
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Follow me on Twitter, Like me on Facebook, Shadow me on Sidewalks
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Get out and walk. Lifes too short to be stuck in traffic.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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GPS, Finding Yourself Made Easy
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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I am an overnight success (in dog years)
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I am not Pro-found, more Anti-lost
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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I Could Eat Bacon 'Til The Cows Come Home (Then I'll Eat Steak)
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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I couldn't find eggs so I had rabbit for Easter
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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I Have a Black Belt in Fashion
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I have an inkling for some tomfoolery
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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I have infiltrated your nut free zone!
of 77 votes, 9% like it
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I Love Apples in all of their Forbidden Fruitiness
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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I murdered Waldo and Buried him with Jimmy Hoffa
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I need a catch phrase
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I Wear My Heart on My Sleeve and My Brain on My Pant Leg
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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I went to a Nudist Colony, Ironically I got this T-Shirt
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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I'm Not a Geek I'm a Nerd, Geeks Bite Heads off Live Chickens.
of 77 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not loitering, I'm pretending to be a pylon
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm so hot my mother calls me sun.
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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I'm too smart do do homework, I make my minions do it!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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If at 1,261st you don't succeed, it's too late to give up
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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If I see one more Zombie I'm going to eat your brains!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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If my door was a jar it'd be a lot harder to open
of 76 votes, 24% like it
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If vegetables had feelings hippies would starve
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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In 2013 I'm marrying a Mayan Princess!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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In a Vacuum no one can hear the cry of a Dust Bunny
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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In The Game of Life, I want the Blue Car
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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In This World of Wanton Violence, I'm Afraid to Eat Chinese Food
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Is There a Saint Impatience?
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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It was a dark and stormy night but still no cliches happened.
of 62 votes, 55% like it
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KLEPTO-MANIAC: The Man of Steal
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Like me on Facebook, Follow me on Twitter Chase me on Sidewalks
of 77 votes, 19% like it
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Luckily I was born on a Pirate Ship without a speech impediment
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Muscle is Faster Than Fat
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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My Birthday Suit Needs Mending
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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My Bluetooth Came Free With a Grape Slushie
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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My State of Mind is in the Midst of a Revolution
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Never Breastfeed a Zombie Baby
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Never Trust a Dead Civilization to Predict your Demise
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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Nothing Fills a Void Quite like Emptyness
of 69 votes, 26% like it
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Now I'm Paranoid no one is following me
of 69 votes, 26% like it
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Once upon a time, long, long ago, far, far away, stuff happened.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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Philosophical Answer Key: -Yes -The Egg -Quiet Clap -42 -Because
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Play Music Whilst Your Rooster Is Out Of It's Pen
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Proof There is Life on This Planet
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Rainbows Need a Color Commentator
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Raised by a Motherboard
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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Simon was a Dictator
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Smile if you have a Bluetooth
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Someday Canada Will Rule the World (I Mean If That's Okay)
of 54 votes, 57% like it
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Someday Your Snooze Button is Going to Hit You Back.
of 55 votes, 56% like it
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Sommeliers Never Brown Bag it
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Space is not Mine to Give
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Squares Don't Get No Pi
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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Stuff!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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SURPRISE! (there's no surprise)
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Swearing Taught Me That Soap Tastes F%#king Terrible
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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Teens Should Never Stand on Their Principles
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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This Gravy Train Is Off The Rails
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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This is Not a T-Shirt, it's a Torso Eating Monster.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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This Shirt Was The Winner Of A Very Short Story Competition
of 61 votes, 38% like it
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What if Pastafarianism is the one true religion?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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When lacking in action one must compensate with wit
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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When Life Throws You Red Herrings Make Red Herringaide
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Will Excel for Stickers
of 46 votes, 54% like it
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Yesterday I was Happy, Today Grumpy, Tomorrow I'll be Snow White
of 62 votes, 58% like it
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You can Find Change in the Unlikeliest of Places, like your Couch
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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