This is the blog wherein I highlight some of my finer selections that have been festering in the low vote purgatory that is the 20s and 30s (and 40s, if we're splitting hairs). I will try to keep it to fiveish (excluding my long list of slogans)

Cheers! Woot!

I Keep My Mysterious Side Hidden.

My Temperament Is Oddly Even.

You Have My Full Attention, But It's Evaporating Fast

Chalkboards Are Pretty Remarkable.

Life Gave Me Lessons When I Wanted Lemons

Finis.

Popular Slogan Meme, Popular Slogan Meme (To Spider-man theme song)!

What's your best *glass half full/half empty/there-is-no-glass* slogan??

Inquiring minds want to know!

Yep, that's about the whole story.

Trouble Found Me, Got Bored, And Went Away.

What can I say, my life isn't always that exciting.

This is the slogan that I am trying to get some nice nice votes for. It's one of my most clevererererest, yet I cannot seem to get the fulfilled votes for it as it is all the way down on my slogan page, alas.

I substitute Technology for Profanity, you Diode.

Toasty slogan goodness!

One of the most popular slogan memes here on Threadless seems to be a variation on the old saying "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade". I've made one (or more), you've made one (or more)...it's almost a rookie sloganeer rite of passage to write one.

So my question is, what is your best Lemon variation? Or one that you think is particularly good from someone else? Lay 'em out for all to see!

Mine is "Life Gave Me Lessons When I Wanted Lemons"

I've noticed this a few times, so I decided to just take an image of it this time. Post your own! I'll be adding to the list as I see them on my slogan page.

5 Slogans that I made for you (and you, and you)!
They are bright and shiny!
When you vote for them, I feel a compelling urge to check out your slogans/designs in turn and to vote also! Weird, huh?

Here they are!

I substitute Technology for Profanity, you Diode.

I Feel Monochromatic.

Where are all the movies from the zombie perspective?

Addiction To Money Leads to Withdrawal Symptoms.

A portion of your attention is being diverted to support my ego.

And here are the rest of my slogans!

This is just a blog so that I can keep all of my OSC Holiday Entries in one place.

1) Jive Turkeys Are Conflicted About Disco Thanksgiving.
2) Last Year, Santa Gave Me A Lump Of Carbon Offsets.
3) I LOVE HOLIDAYS! (small) and whisper days too!

Well, I finally went back and trimmed down my deleted slogans to reduce my page size, not to mention getting rid of a couple of slogans that I'd just gotten less enthused about, and couldn't justify keeping anymore. I've been generally keeping to a pattern of removing slogans if they don't make these cutoffs:

20% by 10 votes
30% by 20 votes
40% by 30 votes

though if a slogan slips by and makes it to 40 votes I'll keep it no matter what (unless I get tired of it).

How do other folks do it?

I know some people just get rid of anything below 50%, but I've found that some slogans can climb above that from lower scores. Besides, I need all the votes I can get!

These are the 5 slogans that I'm trying to put over the edge! 60 votes or so (or maybe more!) Thanks to my blogohypnotizosis, everyone will feel the urge to vote on these slogans...and I will vote in return!

Here they are!

Don't Take the Easy Way Out. Unless There's a Fire.

Never let ambition get in the way of a nap.

I Can Be Quite Bold, Depending on the Typeface.

I Killed the Monsters Under My Bed. The Skeletons Are In My Closet

My Successful Life of Crime is Based on Avoiding Meddling Kids

And here are the rest of my slogans!