Well, with my natural new car smell enthusiasm, I thought that I would start a 365 Days of slogan blog, following in the footsteps of the (from what I've read) inestimable martiandrivein. For me personally, I think that I'll stick to my first slogan for a particular day, rather than all of the slogans for a particular day. Maybe as I get further along, I'll pop in one of those nifty icons, courtesy of lunchboxbrain. OK, here goes...

If you want to vote for my slogans, they're right here! Thanks!

6.22.2010 (302)
When My Leg Falls Asleep, People Think I'm A Zombie.

6.21.2010 (301)
Sticks And Stones Break My Bones, But Fantasticks Will Amaze Me!

6.20.2010 (300)
I Deliberately Misspell Words For Cryptographic Reasons.

6.19.2010 (299)
I Am Trying To Achieve A Eureka Moment.

6.18.2010 (298)
Following Your Dreams Is Only For Sheep

6.17.2010 (297)
Pop Culture Is In My Blood, Thus Antibiotics.

6.16.2010 (296)
I Never Read Shirts Before Putting Them On.

6.15.2010 (295)
I've Had Enough Of People Hoarding Things.

6.14.2010 (294)
I will never atone for my taste in music.

6.13.2010 (293)
Yes I Got Schooled, And It Helped Me Get Employed.

6.12.2010 (292)
Not Everyone Is Above Average.

6.11.2010 (291)
I've Had Enough Of Giving Things Away.

6.10.2010 (290)
I've Been Trained To Keep Track Of Everything.

6.9.2010 (289)
I Just Won A Game Of 'Musical Shirts'.

6.8.2010 (288)
There is no universal standard for bad poetry

6.7.2010 (287)
I See More Exciting Things By Happenstance.

6.6.2010 (286)
Giving 110% Is Doing The Work Of Two Lazy People.

6.5.2010 (285)
When I'm Tripping Over Myself, There Are No Clones Involved.

6.4.2010 (284)
Don't Let Bad Puns Get You Down.

6.3.2010 (283)
When I Get Pushed Too Hard, I Make Snap Judgements!

6.2.2010 (282)
Listen Sister, When I Rock, It's In All The Papers.

6.1.2010 (281)
No One Messes With My Right To Disorganization!

5.31.2010 (280)
I Disguise Whining As Balanced Criticism.

5.30.2010 (279)
I Am Working On Improving My Technique

5.29.2010 (278)
Digging Deep Keeps You Feeling Well.

5.28.2010 (277)
Passing. It Never Fails To Amaze Me.

5.27.2010 (276)
Tanks Are Mean Ol' Sons Of Guns

5.26.2010 (275)
Clever, or merely EYE-CATCHING? You be the judge.

5.25.2010 (274)
When I Rock, It's In All The Papers.

5.24.2010 (273)
Philosophy Makes All Sorts Of Sense

5.23.2010 (272)
Synesthesia Makes My Shirt Smell This Color.

5.22.2010 (271)
I Tripped And Landed In Another Country.

5.21.2010 (270)
I Miss Fortune. She Kept Me Out Of Trouble.
She's in Philly now...

5.20.2010 (269)
Curiosity About Quantum Physics May Have Killed The Cat.
Long time between updates. I've been sloganing though!

5.19.2010 (268)
ME! ME! ME! (small) I Have A Very Limited Advertising Budget.

5.18.2010 (267)
Real Integrity Is Gritty.

5.17.2010 (266)
Competitive Surfers Want To Make Waves.

5.16.2010 (265)
Bicycling Is As Good As Recycling!

5.15.2010 (264)
Even Engines Get Exhausted.

5.14.2010(263)
Clockwork robots feel better with a second wind

5.13.2010 (262)
I Get The Basic Idea. 10 PRINT 'Hello World'

5.12.2010 (261)
Uh-Oh, I Was Planning To Join Another Crowd All Together!
I anticipate a better version in the near future.

5.11.2010 (260)
Late Nights Lead To Poor Jousting.
Oy!

5.10.2010 (259)
Organized Criminals Love To Kick Back And Relax.
Yah they do.

5.9.2010 (258)
I Prefer To Referee Popularity Contests.
MAYbe this variation will work better

5.8.2010 (257)
Out Of The Box Thinking Puts You In Good Shape.
Zonky!

5.7.2010 (256)
Someone Needs To Repave The Road To Happiness
Sigh...

5.6.2010 (255)
Fat Bankers Love To Handle Their Business
Love Handles? You see what I did there!

5.5.2010 (254)
I Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny That I Find Pie Delicious
*licks lips*

5.4.2010 (253)
I Have This Recurring Dream That I'm A T-Shirt...
Bottom of barrel here folks...

5.3.2010 (252)
I'm Fed Up With My Big Appetite!
Yoop!

5.2.2010 (251)
I Live In A Fly Zip Code
Almost to 100 left...

5.1.2010 (250)
Super Social People Can Be Flighty
Completely!

4.30.2010 (249)
Raw Materials Can Be Safely Objectified.
Yup.

4.29.2010 (248)
My Creative Outlets Keep Me Energized
Rewording an oldie

4.28.2010 (247)
Turtles Are Always Sneaking Up On Me.

4.27.2010 (246)
Chess Players Favor Personal Advancement

4.26.2010 (245)
This Is The Sequel To What I Wore Yesterday.
Another shirt!

4.25.2010 (244)
This Is My Sweatshirt's Little Cousin.
Itty bitty!

4.24.2010 (243)
When I Get Pumped Up, It's Hard To Pin Me Down!
Better!

4.23.2010 (242)
Losers Never Get Off The Beaten Path.

4.22.2010 (241)
The Upkeep On My Down Coat Made Me Switch To Wool.
Bleah...

4.21.2010 (240)
Creative Programmers Want Inspired Output.
I/O beauty!

4.20.2010 (239)
Hurricanes Keep An Eye On The Weather.
Woosh!

4.19.2010 (238)
Beards Are Weird, And To Be Feared.
Intimidating...!

4.18.2010 (237)
Tone-Deaf People Put Their Cellphones On Vibrate.
Buzzzz!

4.17.2010 (236)
Overjoyed People Explode.
Boom

4.16.2010 (235)
I'm Just Along For The Ride And The Drive-Thru Snacks.

4.15.2010 (234)
Time-Space Paradox! Help Me, I'm In A
Done before. Probably this has been

4.14.2010 (233)
A Cloud Is Worth A Thousand Pictures.
Whoa...

4.13.2010 (232)
Stand-Up Citizens Are Comfortable In Their Own Shoes.
Making good choices and believing in society.

4.12.2010 (231)
I Understood Programming Better When It Was More Basic.

4.11.2010 (230)
Starting A Rumor With Legs Can Come Back To Bite You.

4.10.2010 (229)
Jury Duty Makes Busy People Just In Time.

4.9.2010 (228)
Playing Hide and Seek Never Works For Extroverts.
Can't stay out of sight!

4.8.2010 (227)
Asking Physicists 'What's The Matter?' Is Dangerous.
Beware!

4.7.2010 (226)
I'm Unsuited To Playing Dress-Up.
I need a button-down collar.

4.6.2010 (225)
Birdwatchers Tend Not To Be Flighty.
Y'know, I've been doing this for quite some time now...

4.5.2010 (224)
Here's A Universal Truth: It's Really Really Big.
I mean, really!

4.4.2010 (223)
Greed Makes The World Go Round... In A Downward Spiral
Monnnnney!

4.3.2010 (222)
Staring At People Doesn't Make Them More Visible.
So there!

4.2.2010 (221)
(glow ink) Don't Worry, I Get Around By Echolocation!
ping!

4.1.2010 (220)
My Feelings Require Multiple Emoticons.
Maybe four or five.

3.31.2010 (219)
I Keep An Ace In The Hole To Cover Problems
Straight!

3.30.2010 (218)
Bandwagons Never Seem To Travel Long Distances.
No time for levity.

3.29.2010 (217)
My Most Reliable Energy Source Is A Second Wind
Whoosh!

3.28.2010 (216)
Mathematicians Never Get Lost On Random Walks.
just tired.

3.27.2010 (215)
Being Kind Is Incomplete Without Meaning
Meaning...?

3.26.2010 (214)
Whooo0000000! Excuse Me, I Have A Mild Case Of Whimsy.
WhoooooooOOOO!

3.25.2010 (213)
Video Game Music Deserves High Scores.
Rock out!

3.24.2010 (212)
I Rocked Out! Now I'm Lost...
Better in my head

3.23.2010 (211)
Every Hardcore Gamer Has A Checkered Past.
Back on the better slogan wagon!

3.22.2010 (210)
When I Get Cranky, It's Good To Unwind.
Too simple?

3.21.2010 (209)
Caffeine Withdrawal Is A Real Buzzkill
Yoips!

3.20.2010 (208)
I Am Trying To Make A Self-Referential T-Shirt
Slow idea day.

3.19.2010 (207)
Environmentalists Aren't As Envious As They Seem.
Well, some are.

3.18.2010 (206)
One Of My Goals Is A High Net Worth.
I'm kicking it into gear!

3.17.10 (205)
I'm into the Art of Mass Production
Like a certain site I frequently visit...

3.16.10 (204)
All Transformative Experiences Should Come With Sound Effects
Worr-orr-orr-oot!

3.15.10 (203)
THE LITTLE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT, even if you can't see them.
They sneak up on you.

3.14.10 (203)
SILENCE! The Commands Of My Shirt Must Be Obeyed!
Running a little low on good slogans today...

3.13.10 (202)
Yawning Always Goes Viral
You're doing it right now!

3.12.10 (201)
I Speak The Truth, Wrapped In A Riddle, Hidden In Metaphors.
My Foot Is a Raven and my Hand a Balloon Animal...

3.11.10 (200)
When I Retire My Bike, It Runs Much Better
Wheels might need some truing also.

3.10.10 (199)
When You Get Your Hopes Up, Watch Out For Boo-Birds.
And Knock 'em down!

3.9.10 (198)
Every Time Traveler Has A Favorite Pastime.
Baseball!

3.8.10 (197)
Only Heels Never Help Foot The Bill.
Villains all!

3.7.10 (196)
Never Take Candy From Strange Babies.
hee!

3.6.10 (195)
My Neighborhood Doesn't Have A Cool Name Yet.
Shampoo-Banana!

3.5.10 (194)
My Creative Outlets Keep Me Charged Up
Similar themes and all...

3.4.10 (193)
When I'm Backed Into A Corner, I Can Always Paint A Way Out
Freedom!

3.3.10 (192)
I Was Wondering... It's How I Keep My Brain Fresh!
Better.

3.2.10 (191)
Save Your Grouchiness For A Rainy Day.
No one will miss it.

3.1.10 (190)
No One Knows What I'm Thinking!
No time...

2.28.10 (189)
No Time To Talk, I'm On My Way To Be Somebody!
Wooo!

2.27.10 (188)
I Keep My Time Machine Hidden In A Yearbook.
I'm on a time machine kick for some reason...

2.26.10 (187)
Getting Charged Up Is How I Stay Positive!
Yayyyy!

2.25.10 (186)
A Good Comeback Starts On The Beaten Path.
C'mon Rocky!

2.24.10 (185)
Time Travelers Never Waste Time, They Recycle It!
Go Green!

2.23.10 (184)
On Road Trips I Go Out Of My Way To Go Out Of My Way.
It's More Interesting That Way!

2.22.10 (183)
Even The Way That I Count Is Odd.
Halfway done with this 365 challenge!! Woot!

2.21.10 (182)
Photographers Meet Their Deadlines With Autofocus.
And autodetermination!

2.20.10 (181)
I Started A Revolution, But Stopped Before It Turned Against Me.
Too subtle?

2.19.10 (180)
Boxers Aspire To Be One Hit Wonders
That and undefeated!

2.18.10 (179)
It's Not What You Say, It's How Many Times You Say It.
There, I said it.

2.17.10 (178)
Famous Historical Figures Knew How To Party
Need I explain?

2.16.10 (177)
When I Trip, I Try To Leave A Good Impression
Soft Landings everyone!

2.15.10 (176)
Knitpicking Can Ruin A Good Yarn.
So tell it straight!

2.14.10 (175)
Losing At Classic Arcade Games Makes Me 8-Bitter.
Danged Q-Bert!

2.13.10 (174)
I Keep My Trains Of Thought Unfreighted
And on the right track!

2.12.10 (173)
Life Could Be More Pixelated.
8-bitterific!

2.11.10 (172)
Electronics Are Making Everyone A Little Bit Cyborg
That's why they call it Android!

2.10.10 (171)
I'm An Apprentice Of Understatement.
After all, how can one claim to be a master of understatement?

2.9.10 (170)
I Spend An Inordinate Amount Of Time Thinking...
I chalk it up to my amazing ability to multitask!

2.8.10 (169)
I'm For Planetary Conservation Of Angular Momentum
And other types of conservation too!

2.7.10 (168)
I Wear My Heart On A Sleeve Made Of Felt.
Strong emotions!

2.6.10 (167)
I Keep My Mysterious Side Hidden.
Under a rock.

2.5.10 (166)
Bad Taste Can Be A Little Sickening
Depends on what you consider bad taste though!

2.4.10 (165)
Anarchist Basketball Teams Hate Losing In Regulation.
I've been doing this for a while, that's for sure...

2.3.10 (164)
Science Has Something To Prove.
Everything!

2.2.10 (163)
Where There's A Will, There's An Estate Lawyer
And A Fight Between Spoiled Heirs Vying For Millions!

2.1.10 (162)
Maybe It's Just Me, But I Feel Sorta Lonely.
in a crowd, most definitely

1.31.10 (161)
Having Too Many Rules Leads To Dynasties
And mad emperors!

1.30.10 (160)
Hangover Is Not An Adequate Word For What Is Happening To My Body

1.29.10 (159)
When Giants Hiccup, The World Shakes
I Honestly don't know where this one came from...

1.28.10 (158)
Sketchy Deals Draw Out All Sorts Of Shady Characters

1.27.10 (157)
The Years Are More Enjoyable With Seasoning.
A little or a lot.

1.26.10 (156)
I Like Sleeping In And Hanging Out
I do I do!

1.25.10 (155)
Aw Yeah! Residents In the House!
Whootie who!

1.24.10 (154)
Surgeons Are Rarely Patient.
So much to do?

1.23.10 (153)
When It Rains, I Soak It In

1.22.10 (152)
Getting People Arrested For Protesting Is A Cop-Out

1.21.10 (151)
Sleep Is Wasted On The Drowsy

1.20.10 (150)
I Hate To Be Tardy For A Late Night Out
Keep it going all night long!

1.19.10 (149)
I Give The Stink Eye To Any Beholders
Nyah!

1.18.10 (148)
I Like To Dish It Out, But I Hate Cooking.
Let's split the work!

1.17.10 (147)
Nod Appreciatively If You Love Monologues!
I see...yes...um hmm...

1.16.10 (146)
I'm Head Over Heels Mostly When I'm Standing Around.

1.15.10 (145)
Becoming A Smarty Pants Begins With The Shirt
Only the beginning...

1.14.10 (144)
I'm Hungry. I Can Feel It In My Gut.
Starving!

1.13.10 (143)
My Temperament Is Oddly Even.
Level, almost...

1.12.10 (142)
Gaming Keeps Me Levelheaded.
And cool as a cucumber

1.11.10 (141)
I Try To Get In Flame Wars During The Winter.
Toasty!

1.10.10 (140)
The Internet Is Made Of Delicious Tubers
I eat them every day!

1.9.10 (139)
Formerly Relaxed Verbs Are In The Present Tense
just chillllll

1.8.10 (138)
I Just Sliced Some Bread. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
Yum!

1.7.10 (137)
I Dunno! BOOM!
Suggested by a friend and strangely compelling!

1.6.10 (136)
I'm Known For Mixing Calamity And Hilarity
It's everywhere!

1.5.10 (135)
Hide and Seek Is Always On My Playlist
They are sooo fun!

1.4.10 (134)
Expanding Your Horizons Changes Your Perspective
Do you see it happening?

1.3.10 (133)
Trivia Is Junk Food For Thought
Soooo tasty!

1.2.10 (132)
The Photobooth Is Broken, So No Funny Faces

1.1.10 (131)
I'm Less Lame Than I Let On.
Sporadic updates due to vacation...

12.31.09 (130)
My Baggage Is Nothing Heavy.

12.30.09 (129)
When Solving Puzzles, I Have Trouble Keeping It Together
It gets CRRaaaazy!

12.29.09 (128)
I've Been Waiting All My Life For Some Good Tips
Haven't you?

12.28.09 (127)
My Philosophy Is To Be Platonic
Not Sophocleonic!

12.27.09 (126)
You Have My Full Attention, But It's Evaporating Fast
like mist in the dawn...

12.26.09 (125)
Nobody Move! It's Absolute Zero!

12.25.09 (124)
My Goals Are Usually Offensive But Sometimes Defensive
Slim pickings for the 'Mas

12.24.09 (123)
Chalkboards Are Pretty Remarkable.
Get it? Markable? Yeah, they are.

12.23.09 (122)
I've Run Down a Little Bit On Wit.
Recharge needed!

12.22.09 (121)
The Cold, Hard Truth Tastes Like a Creamsicle
The Cold, Hard Truth Gives Me Brain Freeze
2nd version is better votingwise

12.21.09 (120)
The Rest of The Alphabet is Waiting for Q
Didn't have a chance to enter this yesterday...

12.20.09 (119)
Trouble Found Me, Got Bored, And Went Away.
Melikesit!

12.19.09 (118)
Technology Can Be A Switch
Tired...

12.18.09 (117)
(belt print around waist) One of Us is Slowly Revolving
Hacha!

12.17.09 (116)
We Might Be Secret Friends!
It's possible!

12.16.09 (115)
Making Change Requires Deep Pockets.
Noinks! (Modified!)

12.15.09 (114)
I Stopped Making Sense When Everyone Stopped Buying It.
I dig it. (Modified!)

12.14.09 (113)
I Can Never Find Where the Truth Lies
I like, but rewording may be necessary

12.13.09 (112)
When I Feel Bookish, I Eat A Few Books
I'm at a low creative point here...

12.12.09 (111)
If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Does It Call 911?
Hee hee! Stay tuned for more!

12.11.09 (110)
I Raid the Phone Book for Aliases
Last few submissions without blogging update ability, alas

12.10.09 (109)
The Control Freaks Come Out At Precisely 8:32pm

12.9.09 (108)
Life Gave Me Lessons When I Wanted Lemons

12.8.09 (107)
I Walk Under the Corporate Ladder
For all the entrepreneurs out there!

12.7.09 (106)
I Carry My Own Drum, For Dancing
Yup.

12.6.09 (105)
I LOVE HOLIDAYS! (small) and whisper days too!
OSC contest?

12.5.09 (104)
Holes, I Totally Dig 'Em.
What can I say, I'm quite busy at the moment...

12.4.09 (103)
Welcome To My Lazy Game of Hide and Seek
Heh heh.

12.3.09 (102)
Dimensions Collapse When I Fall Flat On My Face
Last Word Slogan Game!

12.2.09 (101)
Build Tankards, Not Tanks!
Ho Hum, now that 100 days is gone, I'm feeling the letdown. only 99 to go 'till 200!

12.1.09 (100!)
When Life Gives You Lemons, Be Sublime.
Underground Poets Are Subversive.
100 days completed! Two slogans today to celebrate!
Only a few more to go!
Also congrats to Jess4002 for finishing!

11.30.09 (99)
Dry Ice Helps My Dramatic Entrances.
Mwah ha ha ha!

11.29.09 (98)
In A Positive Environment, There's No Place To Chide.
Clever enough? We'll see.

11.28.09 (97)
Inside This Shirt Is A Sweater.
Could go either way...

11.27.09 (96)
My Ego Needs A Booster Chair.
I can be childish...

11.26.09 (95)
We're Running Out of Time is Running Out On Us!

11.25.09 (94)
There's No Rush If Time Is Walking Out.
Needs a kick...

11.24.09 (93)
Act Now! Time is Stealing Your Lines!
Spur of the moment!

11.23.09 (92)
Don't Bring a Diamond Knife to a Laser Gun Fight.
'Cause it won't work!

11.22.09 (91)
Xylophones Have The Catchiest Ringtones.
Noiks!

11.21.09 (90)
If You Love Someone, Give Them a Free Lunch.
That is exactly how funny I am right now.

11.20.09 (89)
Speak Your Mind, But You Might Have to Eat Your Words.
Long, but it can work!

11.19.09 (88)
I Belong To Drama Royalty.
Ifty for sure!

11.18.09 (87)
i has a number complex.
at first glance – LOLspeak, but in truth it's a mathy slogan!

11.17.09 (86)
Addiction To Money Leads to Withdrawal Symptoms.
From the Last Word Slogan Game.

11.16.09 (85)
A Brainless Zombie Is a Hungry Zombie.
Dunno what's up with the zombie theme...

11.15.09 (84)
Zombies Know Great Minds Taste Alike.
Too much zombie lately?

11.14.09 (83)
Campfires Are The Old Hotness!
Yup yup!

11.13.09 (82)
Use Your Noodle or a Zombie Might Eat It.
Again, the phrasing needs work...

11.12.09 (81)
Big Earthquakes Make Me Agitated.
I'll try two versions.

11.11.09 (80)
Fashion Trends Never Justify the Means.
Can't...quite...reword it!

11.10.09 (79)
(on back) No Biting, Stabbing, Tracking Or Pedaling.
Could be polarizing!

11.9.09 (78)
A Great Poker Face Beats a Good Poker Hand.
Medium clever.

11.8.09 (77)
Can We Be Friends With Health Benefits?
Yup yup.

11.7.09 (76)
If Your Life is Blank, It's Time To Dye!
I like the idea, but the phrasing may need working...

11.6.09 (75)
Goodbye Cruel World! Hello Underworld!
What can I say?

11.5.09 (74)
Timid Firewalkers Never Get Cold Feet.
Footsy!

11.4.09 (73)
I Can Understand Your Pain. I'm Fluent in Anguish!
This one works much better!

11.3.09 (72)
My Astral Projection is Often Mistaken For Napping.
Maybe it will be guud.

11.2.09 (71)
Balderdash Is My Favorite Style of Nonsense.
Intrinsically!

11.1.09 (70)
I Never Mix Tennis and Love.
Late posting on this blog, but still submitting on time!

10.31.09 (69)
No One Understands My Untranslated Pain.
hard to update my blog when I'm not near a computer...

10.30.09 (68)
After the Steal, We Ran Out of Time, and they Shot Clock!
From the sloganstorm game.


10.29.09 (67)
The Monsters Under My Bed Are Now the Skeletons in My Closet.
This works mighty fine.

10.28.09 (66)
I Can Be Quite Bold, Depending on the Typeface.
Simple, clear, concise.

10.27.09 (65!)
Sound Sleepers Listen to White Noise.
's Guuuuuud!

10.26.09 (64)
I'm Moving out of the Sad State of Affairs.
Almost how I want it

10.25.09 (63)
Digging Up the Wrong Vampire is a Grave Mistake.
More Horror Contest sloganeering

10.24.09 (62)
Don't Be Fooled, Elevators Eat People
Scaaaaary!

10.23.09 (61)
Fireworks for the Night (GLOW), Sunlight Works for the Day (UV).
Written but not submitted quite in time!

10.22.09 (60)
I Skipped from Letter Blocks Directly to Writers' Block.
So True!

10.21.09 (59)
The Police Station Serves Mugshots All Night!
Yeah yeah woot!

10.20.09 (58)
Santa Gave Me Coal Last Year, Along with Some Carbon Offsets.
Too early in the season?

10.19.09 (57)
Electroshock Therapy is Revolting.
Hee silleee!

10.18.09 (56)
Song Lyrics Can Handle Intense Reverb
Sounds good to me

10.17.09 (55)
I Have the Best Collection of Bees Knees and Cats Pajamas!
Yoip!

10.16.09 (54)
Don't Look Now, But There's a Studio Audience Behind You!
And they are applauding on cue!

10.15.09 (53)
Romantic Guns Don't Kill People, They Wound Deeply.
Low scores for everyone! This one may need refining...

10.14.09 (52)
Give Up Your Dirty Habits. The Nuns Are Doing Laundry Today.
Idea ≠ Execution, but close!

10.13.09 (51)
Everything Told is True Again.
Oooohhh! Philosophical!

10.12.09 (50!)
Thank You is the Hardest Thing to Say. Second is No Thank You.
I wish that I could have fit quotation marks in there, but not enough characters...50 days of slogans, woot!

10.11.09 (49)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of rhymes...
ha HA! ha...

10.10.09 (48)
Winding Roads Get You Winded.
This is almost there, but...

10.9.09
We Look Suspiciously Patriotic.
Just in Under the Wire. Mildly political, but, hey.

10.8.09
I Keep Ahead of the Pack so the Rest of the Pack Learns Fear.
I feel like no one will get it.

10.7.09
Don't Take the Easy Way Out. Unless There's a Fire.
Early morning inspiration

10.6.09
Angels Choose e)All of the Above.
Could work. Could go down in flames!

10.5.09
Evaporation Always Pumps Up the Volume!

10.4.09
I'm a Pinata Full of "Ow!" and "Stop That!"

10.3.09
In Popularity Contests, I'm Always the Referee.
At least it seems to me...

10.2.09
If You Smell Pie, I Want a Masterpiece!
Almost there...

10.1.09
When Opportunity Knocks, Escape Through the Narrow Window!
May have to reword...

9.30.09
Time to Strike Out on My Own, Free from Umpires.

9.29.09
Ice Cream Is Often Cold Comfort.
I feel satisfied with my effort here.

9.28.09
[on sleeve] Heart Worn Out.
In the same vein as "Shoulders" and "My Better Half" and it's definitely one of my favorite recent slogans. I also like the double meaning. And mbd!

9.27.09
Any Good Driver Has a Checkered Past.
Yes, it was This Finger that Shot your Imaginary Friend!
slightly witty, but poorly performing, and not long for this world...

9.26.09
I'm a Bit Foggy, So I Hope You Can Blow My Mind!
Eh...

9.25.09
Do You Have Some of My Beeswax?
It a little indirect for a slogan, but I like it!

9.24.09
I Like to Tiptoe on the Mild Side.

9.23.09
[Front] I Hid Your Cow. [Back:Cow image]
Trying to rework an older one, but still not working that well...

9.22.09
Parked Cars Can Be Racy.
Should I have used the exclamation point? I think I should have...Judging by the early voting, maybe the humor is too subtle/bad?

9.21.09
Gordian-Knotted up Inside
Too many possibilities, one not-as-exciting-as-I-would-like outcome

9.20.09
I Could Really Go for Some Ice, Cold, Fusion.
Hmmm...

9.19.09
I Domesticate Vicious Rumors.
A little late, but worth it!

9.18.09
I'm Out of My Element! Quick! Surround Me with Gold!
Now that's the tone I'm reaching for!

9.17.09
You Can't Solve Crimes With a Green Dictionary (Brown Shirt).
This could have been good for the nostalgia contest if I had thought of it earlier...

9.16.09
If I were Too Clever for my own Good, I'd be a Supervillain.
Hmm...I feel like I am slacking on the imaginative absurdity front. I need to get back to my original slogan motive.

9.15.09
Coffee grounds me.
I dunno, this seems too obvious, but when I typed it in, threadless accepted it! I like the minimalism (so rare for me).

9.14.09
[UV ink] [Day]Time Outs[ide] Keep[s] Me [Un]in[hib]it[ed]
This is a much better version of yesterday's slogan, but I'm sure it will be even harder to decipher...Normally it reads
"Time Outs Keep Me in it"
but with UV, it reads
"DayTime Outside Keeps Me Uninhibited"
I also have to think of another one for today.
OK, how about
The Truth Hurts. White Lies tickle!

9.13.09
[UV ink] I need [D]a[y] time Out[side]
I don't know how well this is going to go over because the presentation in plain text looks a little awkward...

9.12.09
I Took a Trip to The Future and All I Got was This Shirt-puter.
Another pretty significant variation on a previous slogan, which in turn is based on a popular slogan meme.

9.11.09
(regular ink) Daydreaming. (glow ink) Sleepwalking.
Similar to, but better than another one I thought up a while ago and deleted mercilessly.

9.10.09
If You move Slowly Enough, We can be Mirror Images!
Another late one.

9.9.09
Running on Empty only Works for Coyotes in Cartoons.
I like the idea, but the execution is a bit awkward. All of my slogans for today have been jet lagged...
Though I like this one (from later in the day)
Don't Dodge Questions, Answerve!
It just seems like one of those better ones I come up with.

9.8.09
I'm a Champion Self-Promoter!
Well, the last several days output , I couldn't put on this blog due to the limitations of my mobile device, but here they are now! Note to self: Good creative output decreases on trips.

9.7.09
Can't we all Just Clap Together without Speeding Up?

9.6.09
(upside down) In My World you're All doing Handstands!

9.5.09
I Stick-figure out all of my problems.

9.4.09
I jumped out of the Fire, into the Bouncy Castle!
This is what happens when one has too much time at the airport terminal.

9.3.09
I went Running Today in Front of some of my Dearest Enemies.
Sometimes you're just sitting in lab...

9.2.09
My Mouth Harp fills the Awkward Silences nicely.
I almost put "nose harp" until I realized that it's an imaginary instrument, though that may turn out to have been the better idea in the end.

9.1.09
Gimme some Coconuts, It's Time for a Horsey Ride!
Sleeep...

8.31.09
I try not to lean too heavily on the intangibles.
I've been pumping out a lot today (not all necessarily good), due to the successful navigation of a major deadline and the subsequent weight lifted off.

8.30.09
I like to waltz right in and tango right out
the first derivative of my sloganeering goodness just turned positive, I think.

8.29.09
Build a better mousetrap or breed a stealthy housecat
Maybe you can see the effects of increasing workload on my lyrical skill...extremely reductive.

8.28.09
We turned it up to 11! The police showed up and turned it to 8.
Variation on a theme that I (along with many others) have been bouncing around lately.

8.27.09
I gave up Radio for Gamma waves.
A little weak, but with a little pique!

8.26.09
I was slain by the Dread Pirate Roberts
For the OSC Nostalgia contest. Other slogans generated that day were also not stellar...

8.25.09
The Internet is my long-term memory
When you think up a slogan past midnight, you're off the hook for the rest of the day!

8.24.09
When I see Free Stuff, I do a Double-Take
I was trying to think of something better than "free stuff", but then I just got impatient. Doot!