Acid flashbacks are no-HOLY SHIT MY HAND
of 407 votes, 24% like it
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Air refresher ambientador!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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All aboard an alliteration airplane!
of 289 votes, 25% like it
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All emo kids aboard the attention train!
of 232 votes, 21% like it
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Am I hardcore yet?
of 285 votes, 29% like it
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Am I invisible? Or just indie?
of 242 votes, 18% like it
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Anne Rice justifies my black shirts
of 288 votes, 16% like it
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Anorexia beat me
of 324 votes, 16% like it
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Are we punk yet? Are we punk yet?
of 282 votes, 28% like it
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Are you okay?
of 436 votes, 19% like it
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Asexual (Thanks to this shirt)
of 273 votes, 11% like it
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Attention ladies, my shirt is mildly chauvanistic
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Bad T-shirts: An alternative fuel
of 505 votes, 15% like it
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BANDAGE!
of 257 votes, 14% like it
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Being worn by a watersack
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Bela Legosi's undead
of 324 votes, 13% like it
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Bitter apple
of 101 votes, 10% like it
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Bubbly is a stupid word
of 270 votes, 17% like it
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Bushes are hedgudice!
of 257 votes, 11% like it
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CAUTION: Contents under </3
of 184 votes, 11% like it
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Choose your own adventure! You die!
of 245 votes, 18% like it
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Closet clothing organizer
of 290 votes, 10% like it
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Cold and aloof
of 293 votes, 14% like it
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Comically proportioned
of 284 votes, 18% like it
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Comically underwhelmed
of 235 votes, 17% like it
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Corsets are as sexy as ruptured organs!
of 297 votes, 19% like it
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Cover up! A yuppie might see you!
of 272 votes, 11% like it
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Cripplingly self-conscious
of 205 votes, 20% like it
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Cruel government experiment gone wrong
of 303 votes, 21% like it
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Cynicism? Blame shyness at a young age.
of 245 votes, 23% like it
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Do us all a favor
of 233 votes, 18% like it
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Doin' it fo' Johnny man!
of 239 votes, 11% like it
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Don't stop drinking about yesterday.
of 296 votes, 20% like it
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Don't tell a soul
of 221 votes, 16% like it
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Don't touch these growing bosoms!
of 516 votes, 15% like it
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Dr. Movie Star
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Eh so's your old man
of 180 votes, 10% like it
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Eh, my older stuff is better
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Eleven minutes in, and I'm already sick of fame
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Emo kids do it for Cutie
of 412 votes, 17% like it
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Erotically challenged, but determined!
of 267 votes, 19% like it
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Fight racism, not war
of 261 votes, 19% like it
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Free burlesque show!
of 295 votes, 11% like it
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Full of disdain
of 221 votes, 13% like it
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Girl pants show I'm a man literally
of 281 votes, 16% like it
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Graveyard Shiftless
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Gruel's night out
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Guypants are ugly on my svelte frame
of 240 votes, 11% like it
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Haha this joker has mitochondria.
of 320 votes, 18% like it
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HAM radio
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Ham! Sandwich!
of 265 votes, 14% like it
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hands in pockets
of 237 votes, 15% like it
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Have you hugged a red panda today?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Hey rabies!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Hiding from the mang
of 251 votes, 10% like it
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Holy ravioli!
of 246 votes, 23% like it
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Hopelessly irresponsible
of 224 votes, 21% like it
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Horses are pawsible but they have hooves
of 240 votes, 10% like it
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How does it feel to be a budget cut?
of 275 votes, 19% like it
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How many atriums are there in my heart?
of 239 votes, 15% like it
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How will we tell ma tshirt her boy sucks
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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I am an interesting tidbit of history
of 205 votes, 20% like it
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I am cooler because I stay up late.
of 235 votes, 30% like it
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I am imagining you fully clothed
of 241 votes, 32% like it
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I am not a scenester I am just trendy.
of 464 votes, 16% like it
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I AM SO BELLIGERENT
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am so indie that I barely exist
of 408 votes, 29% like it
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I am so nonchalant
of 332 votes, 28% like it
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I am your heart anchor
of 238 votes, 11% like it
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I bought this shirt and all I got was this fantastic tee-shirt
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I don't think I'm special, mommy.
of 240 votes, 11% like it
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I eat cereal like you for BREAKFAST
of 331 votes, 25% like it
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I encourage senseless violence
of 283 votes, 25% like it
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I fear change.
of 259 votes, 24% like it
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I feel petty. Oh so petty.
of 290 votes, 27% like it
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I have a bad life (according to my blog)
of 251 votes, 24% like it
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I have a HAM radio.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I have low self esteem. Jealous?
of 290 votes, 24% like it
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I hope they don't spit in my food
of 253 votes, 20% like it
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I hope they know this slogan's a quote
of 304 votes, 15% like it
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I know when to put down the fork
of 279 votes, 20% like it
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I live with a happiness I never earned
of 284 votes, 18% like it
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I own seven lint brushes
of 229 votes, 17% like it
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I paid 18.50 for this including shipping
of 242 votes, 22% like it
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I pay attention when I tpye
of 301 votes, 20% like it
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I play guitar badly to get girls
of 338 votes, 23% like it
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I quote movies for I am uncreative GOSH
of 285 votes, 24% like it
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I robbed a screenprinter for this shirt
of 289 votes, 20% like it
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I showered today. Focused on the clean.
of 274 votes, 20% like it
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I skipped meals to fit in this shirt
of 260 votes, 24% like it
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I spell it re, not er.
of 295 votes, 12% like it
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I spell lose, loose. I am an idioot.
of 306 votes, 12% like it
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I steal shirt ideas at 4 am
of 322 votes, 14% like it
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I use product in my hair but with an s
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I use several skin moisturizers
of 222 votes, 14% like it
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I was a middle aged secretary!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I wear berets because I am uninteresting
of 295 votes, 22% like it
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I wear clothes nobody else wanted
of 257 votes, 20% like it
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I wear this shirt to be different (tm)
of 277 votes, 22% like it
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I wish I was a jet or a shark
of 266 votes, 24% like it
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I'm hungry for a VENGEANCE SANDWICH
of 297 votes, 18% like it
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I'm retro in 2032
of 246 votes, 27% like it
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I'm vintage in 3053
of 251 votes, 21% like it
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ididntusespacesinthisdesigntosavespace
of 276 votes, 16% like it
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If I only had a brane
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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In your eyes am I to be respected
of 243 votes, 15% like it
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Inbox toss
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Inconsequentially apathetic
of 248 votes, 15% like it
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Indie to the point of nonexistance
of 268 votes, 23% like it
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It's a metaphor for sandwiches
of 241 votes, 24% like it
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It's time to go to work
of 249 votes, 12% like it
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Just try to scenester label me
of 285 votes, 15% like it
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Lemme tell you about the rabbits.
of 273 votes, 22% like it
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Litterer! Shoot to kill!
of 333 votes, 22% like it
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Living to the hum of a different kazoo
of 358 votes, 27% like it
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Lock the jukebox
of 257 votes, 12% like it
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Love the penknife
of 188 votes, 14% like it
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Man, I really never want a urethral pink sock
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Maybe if I submit 1000 slogans I win...
of 130 votes, 10% like it
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Microwave two minutes on HIGH
of 237 votes, 21% like it
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Mommy, daddy I'm not what you expected
of 223 votes, 16% like it
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More like great barrier beef!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Muppets just love the gratuitous nudity!
of 273 votes, 20% like it
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My abs are cut like an emo kid's wrists
of 338 votes, 29% like it
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My baked goods are never taken seriously
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My brain is a fascist >:O
of 100 votes, 10% like it
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My bright eyes are obersting with joy!
of 291 votes, 19% like it
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My chest is concave :/
of 382 votes, 10% like it
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My disorders make me cool
of 291 votes, 29% like it
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My kettle drum wants to kill your uncle
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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My life is a sham! My cat is a hammock!
of 269 votes, 17% like it
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My poor islets of Langerhans :'(
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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My scenester outfit is in the wash
of 361 votes, 27% like it
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My stupid? How thoughtful!
of 255 votes, 10% like it
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My surrealist could beat up your fish!
of 308 votes, 20% like it
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My twin bed apparently ate my sibling
of 311 votes, 20% like it
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Needs more seasoning
of 237 votes, 20% like it
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No irony, no surrealism, no prize money.
of 261 votes, 20% like it
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No no, y'all
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Nurses are into bandage
of 260 votes, 26% like it
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Occupation: Al the rapist
of 301 votes, 12% like it
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Oh cruel fate
of 269 votes, 17% like it
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Oh delicious communism
of 285 votes, 17% like it
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Oh I love the bass in this one song
of 256 votes, 23% like it
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Oh sweet capitalism
of 315 votes, 29% like it
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Oh the rigors of upper middle class life
of 327 votes, 26% like it
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Ole!!
of 294 votes, 20% like it
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Opportunistic scenester
of 388 votes, 12% like it
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Papa cholera
of 130 votes, 10% like it
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Penknife, Lovelife
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Perfect timing! Go die!
of 253 votes, 20% like it
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perscuitto radio
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Planck's constant ain't got nothin' on me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Please air-whip me into a cream.
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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Please whip me into a frenzy.
of 276 votes, 15% like it
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Political see-saw. Mood swings.
of 242 votes, 14% like it
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Posing as a conformist
of 283 votes, 31% like it
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Psychedelically undernourished
of 265 votes, 17% like it
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Quotation Nation
of 215 votes, 17% like it
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Racism is so funny guys
of 244 votes, 12% like it
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Results may vary based on I HATE YOU
of 284 votes, 25% like it
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RHINO
of 196 votes, 12% like it
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Rock music's lost its taste
of 239 votes, 13% like it
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Sadistically aerobic
of 90 votes, 10% like it
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Sadomasochistically erotic
of 217 votes, 13% like it
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Saying no doesn't make you special.
of 259 votes, 23% like it
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Show-off!
of 331 votes, 14% like it
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Sideways psychiatry
of 259 votes, 14% like it
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Silicon valley ninjapirates! Go team!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sleight of panda
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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So much clap, I am an audience
of 265 votes, 17% like it
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So old school, this shirt is wooden
of 248 votes, 33% like it
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So punk my dad cut my hand off
of 257 votes, 16% like it
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So what are you in here for? Theft?
of 331 votes, 18% like it
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Sorry. Orange juice allergy.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Stand back! I'm a white mage!
of 382 votes, 22% like it
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Strangely proportioned
of 277 votes, 16% like it
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Strong men, also cry.
of 311 votes, 16% like it
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Subculture or BUST!
of 238 votes, 14% like it
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Subliminal Subliminal message message
of 260 votes, 21% like it
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Suburban dealer
of 320 votes, 15% like it
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Sunrise, sunset. Nebula, white dwarf.
of 248 votes, 17% like it
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Thank God for athiests
of 293 votes, 33% like it
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Thanks Salvation Army for my popularity
of 301 votes, 21% like it
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That cotton's too 100% for fading!
of 210 votes, 14% like it
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That isn't good news!
of 256 votes, 14% like it
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That's isn't good news!
of 269 votes, 12% like it
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That's so scene!
of 371 votes, 18% like it
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The fence
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The thrift store is for cool (poor) kids
of 254 votes, 20% like it
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There was a sound of thunder.
of 212 votes, 19% like it
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There's no place like crackhouse...
of 217 votes, 17% like it
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They talk about me at the water cooler
of 229 votes, 24% like it
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This cat digs some chin music
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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This human is 70 percent water.
of 315 votes, 22% like it
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This is quite the corundrum!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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This isn't good news!
of 250 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt alienates its audience
of 280 votes, 18% like it
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thischaracterlimitisfartoolowihavetoremo
of 130 votes, 10% like it
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Those muppets love their gratuitous nudi
of 240 votes, 10% like it
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Thoughtcriminals of America (unite)
of 264 votes, 20% like it
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Tight pants or BUST!
of 283 votes, 14% like it
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To low self-esteemed people: You are fat
of 340 votes, 24% like it
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To the chest or BUST!
of 201 votes, 10% like it
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To those who care, I'm apathetic.
of 220 votes, 21% like it
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Too hep to live, too hip to die.
of 285 votes, 13% like it
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Turkey! Hoagie!
of 150 votes, 10% like it
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Two atriums and ventricles at heart
of 310 votes, 22% like it
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Unconsequencially objecting
of 226 votes, 13% like it
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Undead platter
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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Unripe worm buffet
of 218 votes, 12% like it
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Useless
of 255 votes, 20% like it
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Void where prohibited except no
of 151 votes, 10% like it
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Watch out! I'm allergic to cotton!
of 302 votes, 17% like it
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We're goin' somewhere!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Wearin' the omgclothing boss.
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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Welfare doesn't pay for zombie survival
of 255 votes, 19% like it
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What audacity you have!
of 303 votes, 18% like it
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When is it my time to shine?
of 326 votes, 19% like it
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Where do you think I got this peg leg?
of 209 votes, 22% like it
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Where is bohemia anyway?
of 255 votes, 27% like it
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Will work for quantom disorder
of 275 votes, 17% like it
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Wuah!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Yeah it is eyeliner punk!
of 469 votes, 13% like it
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Yeah they are girl pants so what punk
of 330 votes, 16% like it
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Yo soy muy gordo
of 282 votes, 10% like it
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You are fat with an F
of 267 votes, 24% like it
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You have no friends (in your blog)
of 266 votes, 18% like it
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You're a rebel too?
of 264 votes, 32% like it
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You're a veritable goldmine!
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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Zombie dancer
of 192 votes, 17% like it
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