M T WTF
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Their They're is There
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I go to college with your mom
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Why doesn't the book of life have the answers in the back?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When I grow up I want to be a tall
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Merry CHRISTmas to you!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Tomorrow is the yesterday of tomorrow's tomorrow. Embrace
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Critical mass is the bomb
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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87% of all statistics are made up
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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The Internet is my therapist
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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In 2013, I told you so!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Peece n lub
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Holy sweet t-shirt, Batman!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am Sweet Sauce
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Go Yanks! Beat those Confederates!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I wait a few days to reply on Facebook so I don't seem creepy
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I live vicariously through other peoples' facebook pictures
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I washed today.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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bed
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I am made of meat
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My computer welcomed me today when I turned it on :)
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If by 'law school' you mean court, then yes
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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So how about them Yankees? I'm glad they won the civil war...
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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No accents allowed, you talk like I talk
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My Boyfriend Likes These
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Who is Brett Favre?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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String Theory is threadless
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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That is so Brett Favre
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My KIDS! Select tyPeTEes from threadless
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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On the internet, they call me Jesus
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I was a mistake.
Ctrl + Z
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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You got GOT!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I am trendy
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I am the LEGO King
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Voice coding is talent
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I like cupcakes. My name is Stains
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I just want to talk to Milli Vanilli....
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Damn Liberals.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I came out of my mommy
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Textbox
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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/aids
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Worship Me!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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This is what an Endangered Species looks like
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Handshake: classy. Fispound: fresh. High 5: priceless.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Nice shoes, wanna write poetry?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Toilet Paper is just thin Cardboard
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I am a piece of meat
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Estas Sucio
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I Seed
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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What's cooler than being cool?
Orchestra
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Hug Now.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Shhh... I'm playing TETRIS in my mind right now
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Life is like a box of terrible puns
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Gsus
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Jeebus
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This is my chest
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Underneath all of these clothes, I'm really naked
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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