Stand-up comic. I do that 4 to 6 nights per week, and during 3 or 4 of those nights I'm on the road throughout the midwest doing it.

Threadless Warehouse Worker. I do that 3 to 4 days per week, and I totally love it. I collect orders, and during sales I'm a team leader. I also drive the forklift and sometimes do returns or quality control.

Karma Lampoon: Body. Mind. Spirit. Comedy.
This also a huge project I work on: It is a satirical eZine about the Health and Wellness and New Age Community. And delusional neo-hippies.