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JebC aka Jeb Cadwell is a boy, has been a member since August 4, 2009, has scored 88 submissions, giving an average score of 2.74, helping 0 designs get printed.

URL: http://karmalampoon.com/

Aug 24 '10 by JebC
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Oh No, where did my other blog entry go!

I finally poured my heart out into a blog the other night, and then I went to look at my blog and see it is gone. I might've never even posted it to completion. So am keeping this one brief just in case I do it again!

Greetings! I am proud to work at Threadless, and am a super-incredibly active dude with a zillion writing and performance projects. And for the longest time I've wanted to start sharing my voice more here on the threadless blog. Much of my voice sharing has been through my live stand-up comedy shows and my comedy blog, KarmaLampoon.com ("Satire For Soul Searchers")

Threadless has become a huge part of my life. As I work diligently on all of my other projects, Threadless supports me both by being a flexible job, and also by being such an awesome business model. True to form, Threadless has totally inspired some awesomeness in this guy.

jess4002 on Aug 24 '10 at 6:08pm

is it hard to drive a forklift?

JebC on Aug 24 '10 at 6:23pm

Driving a forklift is only difficult when: 1) We have a sale and there are tons of pallets full of packages waiting to be shipped and there is little room to maneuver, and 2) When nobody is looking. I am an exhibition forklift driver, and do my best forklifting when I know that someone watches and may later say, "Wow, you really forklift well!"

Bio-bot 9000 on Aug 24 '10 at 6:25pm

I'll bet the worse thing about operating a forklift is when your friends hold up a fork and say "hey, can I getta lift? eh? ah? c'mon!"

Bio-bot 9000 on Aug 24 '10 at 6:26pm

I meant to say I'll bet the worst thing about operating a forklift is knowing that if you drive to fast you will smash the entire building.

JebC on Aug 25 '10 at 9:28am

At Threadless there is little risk of smashing into the building with the forklift, because we hang our red shirts on the periphery as warning. The whole place is lined with "I Am A Noun", "Red Series", "Gaming Revolution" , "I'm Like A Bird," "Pros and Cons" and "Everything is Exciting With A Countdown".

squintygirl on Aug 25 '10 at 9:30am

I always wanted to drive a forklift. Seems romantic, in its way. Does the forklift you use have a cool horn or light on it?

HorsefaceDee on Aug 25 '10 at 9:34am

forklifts scare me

fatheed on Aug 25 '10 at 9:37am

Hey, Jeb!

fatheed on Aug 25 '10 at 9:39am

I think I've seen some of your work on YouTube, actually.

fatheed on Aug 25 '10 at 9:39am

spacesick 2 on Aug 25 '10 at 9:39am

I like forklifts

fatheed on Aug 25 '10 at 9:40am

I was playing my music to loud to hear the idiot commentary.

jamesf on Aug 25 '10 at 9:40am

in the UK we actually call them forkelevators

JeF on Aug 25 '10 at 9:43am

Wow Jeb, you really fork well.

squintygirl on Aug 25 '10 at 9:49am

lol @ forkelevators

JebC on Aug 25 '10 at 9:56am

That was back when I was a Russian Vodka distributor. Just before I destroyed the company, we were having a contest to see who could get the closest to the racks without toppling the entire inventory. Well, I lost that round!

I wouldn't have lost though if we had taped up the shirts, "Paint It Red," or "101 Cameras (reprint).

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Stand-up comic. I do that 4 to 6 nights per week, and during 3 or 4 of those nights I'm on the road throughout the midwest doing it.

Threadless Warehouse Worker. I do that 3 to 4 days per week, and I totally love it. I collect orders, and during sales I'm a team leader. I also drive the forklift and sometimes do returns or quality control.

Karma Lampoon: Body. Mind. Spirit. Comedy.
This also a huge project I work on: It is a satirical eZine about the Health and Wellness and New Age Community. And delusional neo-hippies.

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