Hey man....most of your slogans are just worded strangely or I odn't really get them. Try to be a bit more broad on your slogan's topics.



Someone died before we could eat anything we eat today... scary



Are you trying to say that we're all eating a dead person? That's a tough one to make funny or hopeful, but you've gotta do it in a more clever and quicker way. The "...scary" at the end is very ocnversational instead of being one slogan.



...I'm actually the long-lost thing three



I have no idea what this means.



Your 'idiot-esuqe" and "candyman counldn't" are steps in the right direction, just give some idea sa little extra time to percolate before putting them out for voting on. I have a ton of slogans that i know the idea is somewhat decent, but i haven't found the right way to present or word the idea yet. Sometimes it's better to hold back before it's fully cooked than to serve a delicious recipe that is only half-baked before people eat it with their brains in slogan's case. Good luck!

thanx dude. and just to clarify haha... the "Someone died before we could eat anything we eat today... scary" is supposed to mean that somone had to taste everything in one point in time to see if it was edible, ya know? and the other is like "thing on and thing two" from doctor suess lol



AGAIN you've been really helpful, more than once,so THANX