spiffie_mclure
aka Steven Wilber is 26.16 years old, has been a member since March 21, 2005, has scored 347 submissions, giving an average score of 2.63.
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I'm so hot I burn your calories.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I know what you did, Jamie.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, marry into money.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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With my arms down, it's really more like an m-shirt.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Big vocabularies are really really really cool and stuff.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Horses are never in favor of my ideas.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Gullible people make better lovers, or so I've been told.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Being subversive is so radical!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The Colors Don't Run ...unless you use bad detergent.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The clever design thief was here!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the one this shirt warned you about.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Neologist? I don't know the meaning of the word!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Time travel is soooo 2491
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Infrared: It's outta sight!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Don't feed turtles pizza UNTIL you pour nuclear waste on them.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Experience the memories of tomorrow, today!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away...unless you're the apple.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Indifference: Catch It! (or don't)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Born in the U.S.A. LIKE THE BOSS.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This would be a terrible name for a band.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I've been ret-conned back from the dead.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I've got more rhymes than you can Shakespeare at.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Yeah, but would an evil robot disguised as a human wear a tshirt?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My dog ate my English homework. It gave him bad vowel movements.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Average bears can steal picnic baskets just fine, thank you.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Plays: The original 3D movie.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Get 'dem Duke boys LIKE A BOSS.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Is half the battle knowing what the other half of the battle is?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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...each other's sentences.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I scream. You scream. We all scream for screaming competitions.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Little did they know the t-shirt said nothing important.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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If we're in a recession, where's the jungle gym?
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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There is absolutely nothing worse than hyperbole.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Cuck Fursing
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Even though I lost a proton, I'm trying to remain positive.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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What is the deal with observational humor?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Kiss me. I have mono.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!ecnalubma na m'I !kool yeH
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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!kool yeH !ecnalubma na m'I
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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An apple a day keeps, the doctor away...unless you're the apple.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Being subversive is radical!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I bought a t-shirt and all I got was this t-shirt.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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No puedo decir una oración completa en Spanish.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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To Kool Phor Skool
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/102171/spiffie_mclure
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I'm a film major at Eastern Washington University...Turn ons include: Tacos, Comics, and Girls Actually Talking To Me. Turn offs include: Big Dogs, Intergalactic War, and Girls Actually Talking To Me.
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