this one time i cut out my roommate's heart and burned the rest of his body on the quad. hilarity ensued.

This one time I didn't talk to my roommate for months because we didn't know each other that well.

^haha

one time I posed as a black man to get into Harvard

I fell for this girl in my dorm. She called me her "gay-but-straight best friend".

My friend used to give people the Piss Puck.



Put a shallow bowl of pee in the freezer, slide it under someone's door (sans the bowl) while they are out/sleeping, and they return/awaken to a mysterious puddle of piss in the middle of their floor.

Whoa, that's ingenious.

Space is C. Thomas Howell? That explains a lot.

I prefer poop puppets



Where you put poop in a sock and make it talk like Kirstie Ally

We blocked our RA's door with phonebooks.



then we felt guilty and took it down an hour or so later.

We filled a large container w/some water, leaned it against a door of a random room in another floor of our dorm, knocked, then ran. After a few minutes we went down to the lobby area of the floor pretending to be 'visiting' and we looked down the hall to see a security guard, RAs and other kids surrounding the area. Hahaha that was HILARIOUS. We've never gotten caught for any of our shenanigans throughout the year.

i'm so glad i never had to deal with annoying shit like this.

one time my sorority sisters and I played a prank on this boy and made him think that he killed a girl, but then he actually did kill her and we hid the body and it was awful

One time I had a dormmate who was a heroin addict. She would like, do heroin. It was hilarious.

^ wow