(I met a young magician who only talked about Harry Houdini. He was a virgin when I first met him. A few months later he had sex for the first time and I never heard him mention Houdini’s name again. We spent our vacation in Florida going to several car auctions. While test driving a small vintage car, I asked him why he never spoke of Houdini anymore.)

Magician: It’s true I’ve all but forgotten Houdini. In fact tonight I’m going to try anal intercourse for the first time.

Me: what does that have to do with anything?

Magician: Pussy takes precedence over all.

(Then he pulled a rabbit out of my ear.)