mikelietz
aka mike lietz is a 30.18 year old boy, has been a member since March 19, 2005, has scored 658 submissions, giving an average score of 1.91.
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stop global warming: just be cool.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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nostalgia was better in the old days
of 44 votes, 43% like it
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Beware things that need to point out that they are, in fact, food
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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The problem with greatness is people always expect consistency.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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I'm practicing not voting for president right now
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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we wouldn't have global warming if everyone were as cool as me
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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if you strike me down I'll need some help getting back up
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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can I get that by, oh, now o'clock?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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life gave me lemonade to start with
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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if you're reading this your taste in literature is impeccable
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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waiting for suspenders to be cool again
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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honorary doctors charge a lot less
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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this can only end badly
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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mild-mannered superhero
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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bad-mannered alter ego
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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my fortress of solitude is too lonely
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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elevator music has its ups and downs
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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tired of insomnia
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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all the other kids jumped off a cliff
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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so good I even paid for it
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Why can't the voices in my head sing better songs?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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all the little people said "You're welcome"
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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used to be a planet
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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five minutes of fun
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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the mime lied.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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got a MBA in monkey business
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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simplicity at its most complex
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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it was either this, or prison
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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can't you be unique like the rest of us
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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beware stuff that must state it is food
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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beans should be counted not eaten
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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music sounds better backwards
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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so I've got this screenplay...
of 96 votes, 21% like it
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well, somebody needs to run the place
of 145 votes, 17% like it
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I can only handle so much teamwork
of 112 votes, 29% like it
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respect the music and it'll respect you
of 81 votes, 19% like it
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decisions aren't easy
of 112 votes, 20% like it
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does the day need to be saved again?
of 124 votes, 31% like it
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the masses like opiates
of 108 votes, 17% like it
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vicars live vicariously
of 138 votes, 25% like it
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don't trust what mimes tell you
of 117 votes, 32% like it
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we're all somebody's peeps
of 166 votes, 20% like it
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skipped right to the comeback
of 138 votes, 19% like it
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my criminal record went double platinum
of 207 votes, 27% like it
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not just for grownups anymore
of 119 votes, 14% like it
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bulletproof from far enough away
of 166 votes, 29% like it
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we have nothing to fear but our phobias
of 144 votes, 30% like it
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you haven't met me yet
of 158 votes, 18% like it
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I don't watch your favorite TV show
of 213 votes, 23% like it
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I voted for myself
of 170 votes, 26% like it
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I listen to music backwards
of 295 votes, 20% like it
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part of the solution
of 196 votes, 23% like it
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salads have rights too!
of 206 votes, 21% like it
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busted a move, haven't fixed it yet
of 214 votes, 32% like it
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I'm working on the acid rain problem
of 167 votes, 26% like it
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something a little more comfortable
of 179 votes, 17% like it
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I stole your idea
of 179 votes, 25% like it
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support your local librarian
of 177 votes, 28% like it
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next time u leave me I`m leaving u first
of 223 votes, 15% like it
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shouting won't make it more urgent
of 190 votes, 32% like it
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I ride the bus
of 230 votes, 24% like it
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I'm silently rocking out right now
of 206 votes, 37% like it
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I'd go abroad if it werent so far away
of 137 votes, 21% like it
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my popularity waned when I stopped lying
of 171 votes, 22% like it
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my band broke up
of 213 votes, 23% like it
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when freedom reigns, it pours
of 181 votes, 19% like it
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I programmed your mom's VCR
of 174 votes, 19% like it
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sooner or later everybody moves a couch
of 180 votes, 28% like it
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authentic used to mean real
of 146 votes, 25% like it
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nostalgia used to mean something
of 160 votes, 24% like it
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still bitter about flunking recess
of 164 votes, 23% like it
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organ donor... pianos, too
of 143 votes, 27% like it
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in a world gone mad...
of 155 votes, 15% like it
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I always wear black on Monday
of 216 votes, 16% like it
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never could get the hang of wednesdays
of 207 votes, 27% like it
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air conditioning is cool
of 246 votes, 27% like it
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nobody knows I'm a secret agent
of 175 votes, 31% like it
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tired of sleeping
of 168 votes, 18% like it
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property of an intellectual
of 164 votes, 16% like it
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you can double my entendre anytime, baby
of 189 votes, 21% like it
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sorry, your princess is in another shirt
of 183 votes, 13% like it
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megaphone repairman
of 186 votes, 16% like it
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criminal mastermind
of 199 votes, 25% like it
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I am my own mild-mannered alter ego
of 229 votes, 25% like it
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formerly too sexy for this shirt
of 163 votes, 26% like it
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ever heard a carrot cry out in pain?
of 186 votes, 20% like it
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somewhere beyond the sea
of 212 votes, 15% like it
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hug a librarian
of 204 votes, 23% like it
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that's funny, I was smart yesterday
of 156 votes, 23% like it
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marionette stunt man
of 232 votes, 13% like it
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we're gonna need a bigger goat
of 216 votes, 27% like it
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were you to use the subjunctive properly
of 148 votes, 18% like it
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laugh riot police
of 160 votes, 16% like it
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this won a slogan contest!
of 177 votes, 20% like it
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pithy slogan with ironic subtext
of 156 votes, 21% like it
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so crazy it might just work
of 109 votes, 22% like it
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should you bury a dead pet rock?
of 200 votes, 34% like it
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wasn't funny the first time
of 199 votes, 23% like it
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I make a mean strawberry shortcake
of 368 votes, 19% like it
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there's a mime that says he knows me
of 289 votes, 22% like it
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stand up to protest sedentary lifestyles
of 208 votes, 18% like it
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TEAM is MEAT spelled funny
of 260 votes, 27% like it
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save the instant gratification for later
of 203 votes, 22% like it
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Did you leave the gas on?
of 256 votes, 15% like it
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support your local lending library
of 236 votes, 18% like it
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where do all the lonely people come from
of 345 votes, 19% like it
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+5 intelligence
of 269 votes, 24% like it
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I can sneeze with my eyes open
of 344 votes, 28% like it
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as independent as they let me be
of 304 votes, 32% like it
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shameless consumer
of 319 votes, 22% like it
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innovatively leisurely
of 226 votes, 11% like it
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I only did it for the ice cream.
of 265 votes, 29% like it
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me $5.
of 267 votes, 30% like it
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My therapist says this is probably fine.
of 209 votes, 29% like it
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Texas held me all night long.
of 198 votes, 12% like it
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I'm mentally blogging this right now.
of 290 votes, 24% like it
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That's lust and envy. 2 down, 5 to go.
of 239 votes, 25% like it
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I could be leveling up right now.
of 241 votes, 21% like it
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pretend this is ironic
of 263 votes, 24% like it
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reverse engineer
of 272 votes, 16% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"going forward" is for idiots
of 74 votes, 9% like it
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'blog' is a singular thing
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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'pimp' rhymes with 'chimp'
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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'Rosebud' was his stupid sled... Oops.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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1000 monkeys did it
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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1997 5k with scissors runner-up
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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a bird in the hand is probably crapping on the shoes
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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a model, a fashion model
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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a priest, a rabbi, and a vicar...
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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actions speak louder than nerds
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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after all, I live to amuse
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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all we are is dust in the keyboard
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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alter ego with bad manners
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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always with the hi-hat
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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amateur professional wrestler
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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ask me about yo' mama
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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beans snould be counted not eaten
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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brand X
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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bring on the professional writers!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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button flies: easier to open than close
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Can I bring my friend for tea?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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chef salad tosser
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Christ in a polo shirt
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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commentary track star
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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could've been a contender
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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count your beans!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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didn't notice girls until high school
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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dim luminary
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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doo dooot... doo dooot...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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down with tyrannosaurs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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drive-by accounting
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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emo emo emo. get it out of your system.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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EMO is just MOE spelled funny
of 210 votes, 22% like it
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er, I got this lousy t-shirt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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everybody wants to rock the world
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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everything's so-called
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Excuse me. I'm waiting for a fax.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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fair citizen
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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fastest pun in the west
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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forget the table, I work under the chair
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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forgot my dice
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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ghost writer
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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going through the emotions
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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going through the motions
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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guess what I ate for lunch
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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hold on... do I smell an opinion?
of 258 votes, 25% like it
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honorary doctor
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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hug a skyscraper
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I am much humbler than thou
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I can be very friendly
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I give candy to babies
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I give myself away
of 90 votes, 10% like it
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I has gotten smarter as I growed up
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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I just want to have an original idea
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I like to make strangers rich
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I never win anything
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I shave with Occam's razor
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I still climb trees
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I was a teenage zombie
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I went to a placebo school
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'd like to thank all the little people
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather be in Chicago
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm also a client.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm only happy when it rains frogs
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If size doesn't matter why is 12pt tiny
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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incompatible with hu-mans
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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infringement chocolate chip
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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isn't 40% good enough?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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it's "intents and purposes"
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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last night a dj shaved my legs
of 149 votes, 12% like it
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legal terms of endearment
of 90 votes, 10% like it
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life in the so-called blogosphere
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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little, but never been thanked
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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lobotomy critic
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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manhole cover band
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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minority lifestyle at a majority price
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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mother told me never to snitch
of 93 votes, 16% like it
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my next shirt will be awesome
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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my only regret was being so disappointed
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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my only regret was watching so much TV
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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my other shirt is a Ferrari
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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myUnprecedentedProductivityIsNotAFluke
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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nature versus suture
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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need some more adjectives around here
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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NextTimeYou'reUnderTheTable,LookMeUp
of 184 votes, 13% like it
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no thanks to the little people
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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not a blogger
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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not skinny enough to be hip
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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nothing I make is real
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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nothing to lose but our corporate chains
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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officially sanctioned boring shirt
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Ohio: irony free since 1803!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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paradigm or pair of pants?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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pick a bard, any bard
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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plastic grown stake tomatoes
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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plug me... shamelessly.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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programmed not to know that I'm a robot
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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pseudorandom sample
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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real life buddy
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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rock me sock me
of 90 votes, 10% like it
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smile! it's the year of the toothbrush!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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so crazy, I might work
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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so hungry I could eat
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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some kind of space rock
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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still haven't hit free parking
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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stupendous man
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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subjunctive isn't just a mood anymore
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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taught myself autodidacticism
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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these dice roll to 21
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Three words: Come. On. Eileen.
of 120 votes, 18% like it
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tiny victories make the world go 'round
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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took placebo smart pills
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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trust no one... but eat your beans
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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tryin' to get closer to the sky
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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uncorruptable for the right price
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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undercover band
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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waiting for the entropy
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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well, somebody needs to run it
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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where were the sheep when I needed ewe
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Where's the beef from?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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WhoKnowsWhatEvilLurksInTheHeartsOfCats?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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WhyCantTheVoicesInMyHeadSingBetterSongs
of 255 votes, 29% like it
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will work for a corner office
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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will work for wages
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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write better songs, please
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You *listen* to your vinyl? I wear mine.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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you can call me timid.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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you work for me!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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your jokes are tired
of 80 votes, 10% like it
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your pants, my floor. any questions?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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your television is not a toy
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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[this is good]
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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